तुम न बुलाओ मैं आ जाऊँगी,
न भाड़ा न किराया दूँगी,
घर के हर कमरे में रहूँगी,
पकड़ न मुझको तुम पाओगे,
मेरे बिन तुम न रह पाओगे,
बताओ मैं कौन हूँ?
snap result 👏
Just got the result. 100% yes man I did it!!!!!!! 👼
hahahahah Machhar b talli hoke marenge ab 😍😍😍😴😴👼👼
👼Listen To Your Elders' Advice......
Not Because They Are Always Right, But Because They've More Experience Of Being Wrong.....!!! 👼
Silence is the best answer of all questions and smile is the best reaction in all situations.👼👼
As the day turns into night. Keep your worries out of sight. No matter how tough the world may seem, you all still deserve the sweetest dreams and good night. 😃😃👼👼
Soldiers felicitation awards on 27th Jan, one of its kind in Mumbai...let me know if anyone wants to witness it...
It's easy to die than to live.. !!!!
kanha ji se boli radha
is shart pe khelu pyar ki holi
jitu to tuzko pa lu
jo haru to teri ho jaau
Girls with the mentality,
"Main Ladki hoon..main kyun pehle Baat/Propose karun??"
should not talk about Gender Equality..!!
"khush hu"
zindagi hai chotti si
har pal mein khush hun
aaj gaadi mein jaane ka waqt nahi hai,
do kadam chal ke hi khush hu
aaj kisi ka sath nahi hai,
kitaab padhke hi khush hun
aaj koi naraaz hai,
uss ke iss andaaz mein hi khush hun
jisko dekh nahi sakti,
uss ki awaaz mein hi khush hun
jisko paa nahi sakti,
uski yaad mein hi khush hun
bita hua kal ja chuka hai,
uski meethi yaad mein hi khush hun
haste haste ye pal bitenge
ye sochke hi khush hun
zindagi hai chotti si,
par har pal mein khush hun....................👼👼👼👼👼
gm dudes and dudains
HAPPY LOHRI and HAPPY KHICHDI ( makar sakranti ) in advance
👼😃😃👼
Rise and smile... For the first time I did in almost 2 years 😃
Hindi Film Advertisement LOL
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
My question is - What happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day? 
BF text to his GF on whats App..
BF - Hi
GF - Hello
BF - Kahan par ho?
GF - Main apne papa ki BMW me club ja rhi hu, abhi driver mujhe club chod dega, uske baad mall me shopping ke liye jaungi, tab tumhe call krti hu, Tum kahan par ho????
BF - 401 number ki bus me,
TUMHARI SEAT KE PICHE, TUM TICKET MAT LENA MAINE LE LI HAI..
It's better to be rude and hated by few, than to be nice and taken for granted by many 😐
Each day starts with an expectation...but ends with an experience 😉 👍 👍 😍 😴😴