Is Duniya Mein Lakho Log Rehte Hain;
Koi Hasta Hai, To Koi Rota Hai;
Par Is Jahaan Mein Sukhi Bas Vo Hai Yaaron;
Jo Shaam Ko Do Peg Lagaa Ke Sota Hai!
Arz Kiya Hai
Rok Do Mere Janaaze Ko;
Ab Mujhme Jaan Aa Rahi Hai;
Aage Se Thoda Right Le Lo,
Kyonki Daru Ki Dukaan Aa Rahi Hai!
Jahan Ki Gurbat Me Sukun Nahi Ayega;
Gam-e-tohin Se Kubul Nahi Ayega;
Maklul Ki Fitrat He Ye Kafir;
Dimag Fat Jayega Par Ye Sher Samajh Nahi Ayega!
Arz Hai:
Uss Ne Chupke Se Meri Girl Friend Ka Number Nikal Liya, Ae Dost;
Aur Aaj Wo Apni Hi Bhen Ko Message Kar Kar Ke Khush Hota Hai Har Roz!
Mood ker na dekh mujhe, yoon hanstay hanstay,
Mere dost hain bade hoshiyaar, keh dengay bhabhi Namaste.
Dil do to kisi ek ko,
Aur do to kisi nek ko...
Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..
Jab tak saccha dildar na mile, try karte raho har ek ko.
jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla,
dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,
aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
Student took his girlfriend to his home After Completing Graduation.
Father Asked who is she ?😲
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Son replied:
"My Campus selection...."
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😴😴😴😴
They ignore you, but you like them.
They do nothing, but you fall for them & miss them...
even though u know they never thought about u once 👼
" Romance is the privilege of the rich, not the profession of the unemployed. " 😃 😃
- Oscar wilde
At times the situations are so out of ur hands and u feel so miserable and helpless.....evn tryn ur best results in making the situation worst!!
The Pain , The Wait , The Tears , The Feelings , Life being messed up....
It all happens when there's DISTANCE but
what counts is how strong you stay and believe
that it will all be good some day when all that wait will come to an end. 😃 👼
Like Three....
Love Two.....
Marry One.....
- Shakespeare
😃
If a girl calls you "Sweet" or "Adorable"
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Then Just pack some clothes.You just moved straight into the VIP section of the friendzone..
Is dialogue me muskill kya hai.. Muje to yaad hogya - Nihongo Ga Sukoshi Wakarimas ...
Us vodafone ke advertisement me ladke ko end tak nahi hota
Google translate b fail hogya isko translate karne me
This dialogue means-
I understand Japanese a little.
" when u like, u wil pluck it...
when u love, u will daily water it "
😃 😃
Your Plans and Plan of Universe !!
Indian Santa: If you want a "gift", get above 95% in your final exams !! 
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Otherwise the gift would go to "padosh wale Sharma ji ka launda" who scores 90+ in every exam
My uncle says:
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
Pikachu 👼👼👼👼👼