legitimate!!!😲
Husband calls his wife in the evening n asks....
Husband: Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai? 
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Wife : Fine long grain white rice hand-picked in the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas and tender golden lentils that was gently simmered over the smoldering kisses of angels. Served with dollops of fragrant clarified butter.👼👼👼
Husband : WOW...SOUNDS YUMMY !! WHAT IS IT CALLED?😍😍👼
Wife : Khichdi! 
Husband :😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
Last night what I realized that
I'm in LOVE 
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with all PG Smileys😁👏😲😃👼😠😠🍻😐
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😉😍😍Bachelors know more about women than married men;
if they didn't, they'd be married too.
Raat nahi badalti par sapne badalte hai...
Maan mein har dum jeetne ki umeed rakho kyuki nasib badle na badle waqt jarur badalta hai...
Pati - aaj khaane mein kya banaogi ?
Patni - jo aap kaho.. 😐
Pati - daal chaawal banao.. 👼
Patni - abhi kal hi toh khaaya tha.. 😃
Pati - to sabji bana lo..
Patni - bachche nahi khaate.. 😉 😐
Pati - phir qeema..
Patni - mujhe allergy hai.. 😟
Pati - parathe..
Patni - raat ko parathe kaun khaata hai ?! 😠
Pati - phir kya banaogi ?? 😐 👼 😟
Patni - jo aap kaho.... 😁 😉
Patni - jo aap kaho.. 😐
Pati - daal chaawal banao.. 👼
Patni - abhi kal hi toh khaaya tha.. 😃
Pati - to sabji bana lo..
Patni - bachche nahi khaate.. 😉 😐
Pati - phir qeema..
Patni - mujhe allergy hai.. 😟
Pati - parathe..
Patni - raat ko parathe kaun khaata hai ?! 😠
Pati - phir kya banaogi ?? 😐 👼
😟Patni - jo aap kaho.... 😁 😉
Must watch video.... For GK as well
(if u like this one then do watch ANURAG KASHYAP-100 crore qtiyapa- u will laugh a lot) 🍻🍻🍻🍻
Wife (😠) - I don't believe this... u forgot my birthday again?? How can you do this...😠😠😉😠
Husband - How can you expect me to remember your birthday when u never look older..👼👼
Wife (clear her throat and smile😍😉) - U liar
Husband - Noo jaanu Sacchi 👼
Husband in his mind (Sahi time pe dialogue aa gya beta...warna marta aaj...👍)
If snap results doesnt turn out in my favour , I'll watch Jai Ho. Dont underestimate the power of common man.
If CAT results doesnt turn out my way. I'll be watching yaariyan. Doston ki madad lagegi. 😃
Unexpected Reply.
Once upon a time........A Child went to a shop with his mother.
The shop keeper looked at the small cute child and showed him a bottle with sweets and said "Dear Child.. You can take the sweets"...But the child didn't take.
The shop keeper was surprised.. such a child he is and why is he not taking the sweets from the bottle. Again he said take the sweets...🍻🍻🍻🍻
Now the mother also heard that and said.. "take the sweets dear".. Yet he didn't take...
The shopkeeper seeing the child not taking the sweets... he himself took the sweets and gave to the child.
The child was happy to get two hands full of sweets.😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
While returning home the Mother asked the child..."Why didn't you take the sweets, when the shop keeper told you to take?"...
Can you guess the response:
Child replies... "Mom! my hands are very small and if i take the sweets i can only take few.. but now you see when uncle gave with his big hands.... how many more sweets i got!👏👏👏👏
"When we take we may get little but when God gives... HE gives us more beyond our expectations. ..more than what we can hold..!! 👼👼👼👼
The only person after our parents and teachers who keep motivating us
is...
Bus conductor,
"chalo aage badho... bich me mat ruko...!!!😉😉🍻👍
Thinking of forming a new party- "BAAP" party...- "Better Aam Admi Party" ...
701 liters of free water and 51% free electricity to all..
many more free goodies to come.....
Our election symbol would be the best one for cleaning all corruption- Vacuum cleaner...
hope you all join my BAAP party ! 😁
What is the best example of 'once in a lifetime' opportunity ? 😁
A mosquito lands on your wife's face, and you get the rarest opportunity of your life..
Never miss it !!
कौरव कौन, कौन पांडव,
टेढ़ा सवाल है|
दोनों ओर शकुनिका फैला कूटजाल है|
धर्मराज ने छोड़ी नहीं जुए की लत है|
हर पंचायत में पांचाली अपमानित है|
बिना कृष्ण के आजमहाभारत होना है,
कोई राजा बने,रंक को तो रोना है|
AB VAJPAYEE
What Happen When Google translator goes horribly wrong..😍😍😍 Check this in pic and try this too
UNDERSTAND BEFORE YOU INTERVENE.....
A little old couple walked into a fast food restaurant. The little old man walked up to the counter, ordered the food, paid, and took the tray back to the table where the little old lady sat. On the tray was a hamburger, a small bag of fries and a drink. Carefully the old man cut the hamburger in two, and divided the fries into two neat piles. He sipped the drink and passed it to the little old lady, who took a sip and passed it back. A young man on a nearby table had watched the old couple and felt sorry for them. He offered to buy them another meal, but the old man politely declined, saying that they were used to sharing everything. The old man began to eat his food, but his wife sat still, not eating. The young continued to watch the couple. He still felt he should be offering to help. As the little old man finished eating, the old lady had still not started on her food. "Ma'am, why aren't you eating?" asked the young man sympathetically.
The old lady looked up and said politely, "I'm waiting for the teeth.."
Don't know how many would this benefit but CAG (Citizens for Accountable Governance) is offering 5 month internship for 7500 bucks per month...Interns would have to do campaigning and arrange awareness sessions when and where needed...
Please get back to me if you see anyone interested in the same...
Fred and Mabel were both patients in a mental hospital. One day as they both walked beside the swimming pool, Mabel jumped into the deep end and sank to the bottom. Without a thought for his own safety, Fred jumped in after her, brought her to the surface, hauled her out, gave her the kiss of life and saved her.
The next day happened to be Fred's annual review. He was brought before the hospital board, where the director told him, "Fred, I have some good news and some bad news: the good news is that in light of your heroic act yesterday we consider that you are sane and can be released from this home back into society. The bad news is, I'm afraid, that Mabel, the patient you saved, shortly afterwards hung herself in the bathroom with the belt from her bathrobe. I'm sorry but she's dead."
"She didn't hang herself," Fred replied, "I put her there to dry."
Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…