main es thread pe bahut kam posting karta hun, lekin kisi "praani" ne sare posts ke against report di 
kaun hai wo samne aa jaye ?
guess whoz this ??? 😃
A Congress legislator from Andhra Pradesh has taken his devotion to party president Sonia Gandhi to new heights, or nine feet to be exact. (see pic)
I DONT WANNA LIVE ON THIS PLANET Anymore !!! Hey Mars, I'm coming.
Just like we have Saifeena and AbhiAsh, we can term bipasha and harman as "Bihar"..😁😁
Playing FIFA13
Commentator speaks - "They are passing the ball as if it's a computer game" 😛
Tere jhoothe kasme vaadon se
Tere jalte sulagte khwabon se
Teri be-raham duaaon se
Nafrat karunga main
Jab tak hai jaan, jab tak hai jaan.....
Kejriwal: I have decided to run an SMS campaign to get an idea on whether or not I should be running SMS campaigns to take simple decisions based on the results of SMS campaigns.. 😁
Difference b/w Written and Verbal Communication :-
Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho gaye,
Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho gaye,
Hamne unki yaad mein khat itne likhe ki,
KiWo khato ko bechkar hi ameer ho gaye.😉😉
Arz Kiya-
Mehfil me hamare joote kho gaye to ham ghar kaise jayenge?
Mehfil me hamare joote kho gaye to ham ghar kaise jayenge?
.😁😁
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Kisi ne kaha-"Aap shayari to shuru kijiye , itne milenge ki aap gin nahi payenge".
👍👍😴😴😴😴
Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore.
From
All girls association 😁😁
While we are still in our homes with our blankets tugged over us in this cold, the temperature in Siachin has dropped to -52 degree Celsius...May god be with the brave jawans who are surviving this weather so that we can have a sound sleep under the blanket...
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens. 
irctc 👍 बॉयफ्रैंड मिलने से पहले लड़कियां कुछ यूं कहती हैं -
मैं नहीं पड़ती इन चक्करों में-
घरवाले जरूरी हैं, बॉयफ्रैंड उनके सामने कुछ नहीं
सब लड़के एक नंबर के कुत्ते हैं
और बॉयफ्रैंड मिलने के बाद
यार पता ही नहीं चला ये सब कैसे हो गया,
अब तो उसके सिवा कुछ और दिखता ही नहीं है
घरवालें उससे मिलने भी नहीं देता, कहीं घर से भागना ही न पड़े
वो बाकी सभी लड़कों से बिलकुल अलग है, कुछ तो खास है उसमें, मुझे बेइंतेहा प्यार करता है
😠😐😉
Kejriwal announces anti-corruption helpline.
Vadra dials it....Laughs for 15 minutes... 😁 😁 😁
arz kiya hey....
Gender discrimination at its best:
Cow dung is holy;
Bull Shit is not!
🍻
Tortoise and a Rabbit wrote an entrance exam
,Tortoise got 80%, Rabbit got 81%.
Both went 4 admission to an engineering college,Cut off needed was 85%.
Rabbit didn't get admission but the tortoise got admission.How?...
You remember when we were in the 1st std
the tortoise won a race..👏👏👏👏
Sports quota 5% marks extra !!! 😉😉😉😉