Height of positive attitude: On chat :- Boy - I Love You.. . Girl - HaHaHaHaHa . . . Boy to his friend - Bhai, 5 baar Ha boli.. 😄
When a father gives to his son, both laugh when a son gives to his father, both cry.
- William Shakespeare
India can progress much faster if only we can be silent when we are supposed to be working.
Kuch toh hai tere mere darmiyaan
Jo bhule se naa bhoola jaye
Na jaye tode se toda.....
Rehne lagi hu khayalo mein tere
Jane tune mujhe aur mere khayalo ko
Kaisa ajeeb rog laga dala....
#pata_nhi_kab_firse_aaye_earthquake
Sometimes we do d wrong things for d right reason.....
A friend tweeted about Indian capability. If PanMasala was allowed, the tweet said, we can soon convert Taj Mahal to Red Fort. I think I should mention about yet another capability of ours. In case of blasts triggered by terrorists, while some countries come out with the names and details of the attackers within hours; we come out with the names of chemicals used in the blast.
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital.
One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act. He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental hospital as he is OK.
Doctor: "We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient you are now a normal person. The bad news is that, the patient Mr. John, whom you have saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died."
David: "Doctor, he didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry." : P
Am I the only one??
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him.
"I'm sorry, he's dead," was the standard answer.
Finally, the receptionist who fielded the calls began to realize it was always the same voice, so she asked who it was and why he kept calling.
The reply: "I used to be one of his junior associates, and I just like to hear you say it."
I am against Dowry , But how ethical it is for a girl to marry a rich guy and spend his money buying expensive things.
Guys this is ultimate math test for you....seriously:
Priya is 21 years older than her son. In 6 years from now, priya will be 5 times as old as her son. Question : Where is priya's husband?
answer available upon request...
जैसी दृष्टि.,
वैसी सृष्टि......
GM
Don't Start Your Day With The Broken Piece Of Yesterday. ..
Every Morning We Wake Up Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Our Life .
Good Morning.
If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you.
If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you.
Good Morning Pals
Feed for intellectual👇👇👇
Some nice suggestions.
http://m.thehindu.com/opinion/columns/independent-films-with-no-audience/article8480430.ece
हो सका न कुछ मगर शाम बन गयी सहर
वो उठी लहर के ढह गए किले बिखर बिखर
और हम खड़े खड़े नीर नयनो मे भरे
उम्र के चढ़ाव का उतार देखते रहे..
#नीरज
To all the broken hearts... 😀😀😀 Tazzzaa gyan... 😇 All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else..😂😂😂😆😆 Bdw good morning... ☕
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