One of the best childhood memory.
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........It doesn't matter
if you sleep on a sofa,..
or floor, or any where . .
.you'll always wake up on Bed ...
Thank you mom..
Boy: can I take a photo.
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Girl: why?..
Boy: just wanted 2 show my children How their mom looked in Her younger age.
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
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.And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
Girl- Jungle Book Ki ticket milegi Kya ?
Blackia- ji madam , but black me milegi.
Girl- black me nahi pink me ho to dikhlao
Mistake Mistake Mistake -
If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new style
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If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new law.
If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention.
If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new fashion.
If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new theory.
If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a "MISTAKE"
why all injustice to students..?
Boy : Kahan Jaa Rahi Ho ..??
Girl : Aatm-Hatya karne ...!!
Boy : Toh itna make-up kyun ..??
Girl :...Saale Kal Subah Paper Mein Photo Nahi AaeGi kya..!?
Hadh Hai .. Hahaha ¸
If people aren't laughing at your dreams, then your dreams aren't big enough..
Love is not lost,
Love is right here,
Closer than your own arteries and veins.
Rumi
मेरा प्रश्न यह है कि क्या शैम्पू बहाने के लिए प्रचलित इकसठ बासठ की प्रक्रिया भी गणितीय सन्दर्भ में सम विषम फार्मूला माना जाएगा???
Awesome moment helping my sister in searching her chocolate,
That I ate a few hours ago
There are two types of people on this earth:
1.Those who say "Excuse me" when they sneeze
2.Those who say "Sorry" when they sneeze.
Haha.. 😁😁😁😁 You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans..
ज़िन्दगी भी माँ जैसी है
जिस दिन पनीर खाने कि इच्छा हो
उसी दिन थाली में लौकी परोस देती है...
NOTHING in this World that's WORTH having comes EASY.
The shortest relationship ever is between students and books......They commit one day before the exam and after xam break up!!!??!!?
:)
GoT
Who's your favorite character?
Omelette'er new recipe (WITHOUT OVEN) : First oil your hair well Next.. Take 2 farm fresh eggs Step out in the afternoon sun Crack the eggs with your 'burnt forehead' (Poraa kopaal in Bengali) And pour the contents on top of your head Voila!!! Your sizzling delicious omelette is ready!! (Sprinkle salt & pepper to taste) #copied