lelo jo coaching leni ho.. TIME,CL,IMS etc... Lelo jo pasand aaye.. Aakhir me toh cat lega tumhari!! Ek calculator bhi dikhaega.. That's called 'kehke lena'.
#MBA_DIRARIES
like my old pals its time to bid adieu to pg...it certainly is losing its charm n innocence which is disappointing..gudbye all
#HALA DEVIL 🙅
Good Morning Friends
सुप्रभात मित्रों
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लगता है हमारी हथेली में love line है ही नही.. साला बचपन में जलजीरा चाटते चाटते उसको भी साफकर गये
इश्क का त्यौहार आने को है ....
हम नासमझ ये तो भूल ही बैठे कि ....
साल का एक महीना भी ख़तम हो गया ।
टीचर:तुम्हारा नाम कया है।
बच्चा:निसार।
टीचर:तुम्हारा जन्म कैसे हुआ।
बच्चा:जवानी जानेमन, हसीन दिलरुबा
मिले जो दिल जवा, निसार हो गया😂
Teacher : Maine 200 Rs. ke ek dozen Aam kharide, toh ek Aam kaise gira?
Student : Plastic Bag phat gayi isliye gir gaya.
Kya aap bhi naa Sir !
"क्यों करते हो गरूर अपनी ठाठ पर..!!
मुट्ठी भी खाली रह जायेगी
जब पहुँचोगे घाट पर....!!!!"
एक डॉक्टर शायरी के मूड में था अब देखो उसने दवाई कैसे समझाई:
दिल बहला के मोहब्बत को ना धमाल करें
सीरप को अच्छी तरह से हिला के इस्तेमाल करें
दिल मेरा टूट गया उठी जब उसकी डोली।
सुबह दोपहर शाम बस एक एक गोली॥
लौट आओ कि मोहब्बत का सुरूर चखें।
तमाम दवायें बच्चों की पहुँच से दूर रखें॥
:-P :-P :-P
Don't care for those who ignore you. Care for those who are ignoring others for you .
--- unknown
Used WhatsApp after two days, (Greenified the app to hibernate for two days) and not only had so much time to think ( me time) , feeling so much at peace.
Do try. Hibernate whatsapp for a day, talk to yourself for some time instead of randomly sending messages " market mean naya hai forward kar" or whatever groups you are part of.
Of course, people who are interested in last seen of other's won't be able to hibernate the app, but those who aren't, do try.
back with a bang!!!!! dosto selection ho gaya EY mai as a internal auditor !!!!!!!!! thanks a ton to every pgians bus aab appointment letter ka intezar hai!!!!!!!!!
yaar...ye watson phir se...
watson ko out karawo,india ko jitao
Kyu sach ka sabak sikhaaye... Jab sach sunn bhi naa paaye 😛
*Man committed suicide*
People- What was his reason??
Barkha- What was his religion??
Congress- what was his region?? 😑😑😑
"बस इतनी सी बात समंदर को खल गयी...,
एक काग़ज़ की नाँव...मुझपे कैसे चल गयी...।"
There is a blood bank inside the Tata Motors premises in Jamshedpur (there are blood banks in other plants as well). If you donate a bottle of blood, not only you are given off for that day but you can also avail an extra leave within 7 days of donating the blood. Employees use it to extend their holidays. So, there is no shortage of leaves ever!! Needless to say, Tata loses several man-hours through this policy.
Once while having a conversation with the employees of the company, Ratan Tata was asked a question (by a senior official), "People take undue advantage of the policy. We lose several man-hours due to this. The blood is replenished within 24 hours, you know. Why to give that extra holiday within 7 days of donating blood."
Ratan Tata smiled. He always does. And then came a calm reply. "Encouragement is something I don't need to teach you. Only a few people donate because they want to. (Talking about man-hours) We may be losing some man-hours doing that but have you ever thought the number of man-hours that gets added to the person's life who receives that blood in necessity? I am ready to sacrifice 16 man-hours for the better good."
:salute :
#from the wall of sundar pichai