heartiest congratulations..and wish u all the best darling...kyun..??
abb ye to woi btaegii
o sala me to sahab ban gaya..😃
@zenith.amit6 This place was not as adventurous as the video you posted 😃 but the roads were lesser evil that the ones you posted. One side mountain, and nothing on the other side. They were making roads at most of the places and given the trucks and all moving on the same terrain as you, it was difficult at some places to manoeuvre the bike. Was there on 3rd Jan 2016 Here is the pic It's Jog falls , the place and the roads that take you up there are not exactly bike friendly. The one you posted is on the cards, hoping to do it this year in June/July.
Teacher: Agar koi School ke samne Bomb rakhta hai to kya karoge?
Student: 1 - 2 ghante dekhenge.. agar koi le jaaye to thik hai..
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warna Staff Room me laa ke rakh denge !!!
जीत की खातिर बस जुनून चाहिए ....
जिसमें उबाल हो ...ऐसा खून चाहिए ...
ये आसमान भी आएगा जमीन पर ...
बस इरादों में जीत की गूंज चाहिए ।
What Indian advertisements taught me.???
1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.
2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications.
4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.
5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!!
6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.
7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls.
8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!
9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10
10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.
11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.
12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than people who make better milk products.
13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.
14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading it all over you face.
15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls.
16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.
17. People believe that Bacardi makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.
18. The only time mothers and daughters talk to each other, it's usually about hair oil.
19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat.
And, finally this
20.(To be read in one breath) Mutual fund investments are subject to market risks please read the offer document carefully before investing.
#copied
I am only one call away....!!!! 💔
Kisi k Najro me Basna kuchh bura to nahi,
Kisi ko DIL me basana koi khata to nahi . . .
Gunaah ho ye Jamaane ki Nazar me to kyaa,
Zamaane waale koi KHUDA to nahi . . . . .
#bye_gudnite
#It really hurts !!!
- If you have got an insurance policy, your wife and children would be happy after you die.
- You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading it all over you face.
- Your mother would really feel great if you come home after taking a mud-bath because, daag achche hain (Stains are good).
- The only time mothers and daughters talk to each other, it's usually about either hair oil or _________.
- Swapping your cellphones with your Mom or Wife can create a sense of mutual understanding.
- Every other car is No. 1 according to their satisfied customers.
- No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat.
- The worst thing to happen to a human being is to have dark complexioned skin.
- A girl can become the Miss World or the next Indian Idol only if she uses a particular __________ or fairness cream.
- You only need a deodorant with a good fragrance to approach a girl, and not the guts.
- You will have clear skin forever, only by splashing the water on your face dramatically.
- Having Rajnigandha Pan Masala can make you buy countries.
- We can change a nation's problems by just drinking a cup of tea. Thanks to the Jaago Re.
And, this: - Mutualfundinvestmentsaresubjecttomarketriskspleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting.
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P.S. Those blanks are kept, as this forum might not be the right place for it. A couple of points has been removed for the same reason. 😁
Originally posted on Quora!
Aaj bohot bakar kiya Maine... Kaha suna maaf 🙏 🙏 ..... Good night all.... :-) 😴
#Hahahaha happens :-D
can we buy some karma ?
Mile to hazaaron log the is be-naam zindagi me...magar wo sabse alag tha jo kismat me nahi tha. #copied Good night 😴
Plzz iske yha hi coaching kre kisi bhi keemat par!! 😂😂
Apna desi superhero😎😎
There are only 10 types of people exists in this world. One who understands Binary system and others who doesn't.
Probability of getting Tails through Sholay's Coin is equivalent of having girl in your mechanical batch.
Those engineers who don't love maths are like iota in this mathematics world.