PG's funniest posts

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This forum has been around for ages, and there are some absolute gems of posts out there. This is a thread dedicated to some of those brilliant posts, which get lost in the multitude of threads. Oldies: This is for us and OMPA :: I’m …

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This forum has been around for ages, and there are some absolute gems of posts out there.

This is a thread dedicated to some of those brilliant posts, which get lost in the multitude of threads.

Oldies: This is for us and OMPA I'm sure each of you have your favourite posts which you still go through and guffaw at when you have spare time. Put them all up here for the new generation to enjoy.

I have intentionally not made the title 'PG's best posts' because then people will start putting up links to long sentimental posts which people pretend to like and thank because its the right thing to do No offence But I wanted a thread where people can just split their sides laughing rather than going 'Awww'.

So let's get started, shall we?



Chuck

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Like all discussions on amazing ODIs start with Johannesburg 2006, all conversations about funny PG posts should start with Pradeep's brilliant Satires.

Find them here:

1. Part one

2. Part two

These posts are too large to copy paste here so just linking them. Enjoy

Chuck

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One of the most inane threads ever was which pencil to use?? but it started of some brilliant discussions which validates the OMPA theory that just because a thread seems to be stupid, doesn't mean it should be instantly locked. Otherwise we'd miss out on the opportunity to have some fun and some brilliant posts. Like this one here, which is one of PG's greatest ever.

Here's the post:

Guys...

I am really in a mood to BS more..Please excuse me ...

Disclaimer : This analysis is based on my " Personal Opinion" which may or may not match with any PGite ...Doesn't matter anyway ( especially when you have confessed to BS )..Let's get back to business..

Well, Suppose your Attempt in any MOck ( or for that matter , CAT ) is like this :

VA/RC : 40
QA : 20
DI :25

Now, the basic ingredient for attempting so many question would ofcourse be a pencil...The Analysis which follows will show you what difference your choice of pencil could make...

The OMR sheets has the circle thingies which are around 3 mm in dia..Area = 3.14*9 mm^2 = 28.26 mm^2...For 85 Attempts , this translates to 2402.1 mm^2.

With a 0.5 mm pencil at a speed of 25 mm/s ...you can shade an area 25 mm^2 in one second..So, for shading 2402.1 mm^2 of area, you would need 96 Seconds.

Well, that number is based on a linear analysis. The OMR sheet calls for circular shadings where the speed reduces to half . ( owing to Centrifulgal forces )...

So, you need 192 Seconds !! i.e. 3 Minutes and 12 Seconds !!

So, play with the lead tip width and get your dream number..If you are able to find a pencil with 1 mm width lead, you can save 1 minutes and 36 seconds ...That would give you chance to do one more "sitter" in QA and raise your percentile by 1 or may be 2 points...


Now, I am feeling sleepy !! Need some tight cozy sleep !! Good night all ! All the best to all for the Pencil Selection...Contact me in case you are struck wih the calculation...

PS : It's not me.....It's my anxiety !! Kindly Adjust !!


And an early version of a Puyscar by Allwin (or whoever he is )himself to follow this:


If there was an OSCAR for BS .. I'd hand it over to you rightaway .. Nice WORK there




Chuck
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There is this gem from Arun aka Psychodementia on the PG awards 2006 thread - short, sweet and funny


I find Sahil Goyal is the Best Avatar.

psychodementia| Says
Sahee hai. You joined just today and already have some strong opinions



There was another brilliant conversation on that thread...

grondmaster Says
I honestly doubt if anything like this could occur... After all... Chuckie boy's saved his a$$ from aliens as well... Check out this link!

Boy, this is fun!
My encounter with extra-terrestrials has sparked up a debate on this thread

thedragonreborn Says
Were they green with bulbuous lamps? Did they chirp to each other rather than talk? Were you projected up into the ship and then beamed down???? Did they, ummm..... probe you?:whatthat::-(


As green as our own here and they didn't have lamps, they used torches.

thedragonreborn Says
Umm.... I was reffering to the opto-sensory organs rather than visual aids projecting luminescence.

chuck_gopal Says
Ah. Those. They did have something like that sticking out of their respective cranii, but I assumed it was some sort of fashion on that planet to have mushroom-like protuberances growing on their heads. Didn't know it was to facilitate visuality

|shrutz Says
I think you ought to get your own mushroom like protuberances checked.

Suppose MavericK was the host of KBC... and the four options were names of four insipid threads on PG... What would he say...??

Lock kar diya jaaye?


And finally...

And now its time for the celebrations to end!
Locked!
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Pradeep's brilliant Satires.
1. Part one

2. Part two


I was looking for this one since long time... And since lazy people need excuse i too have one.. The name rpradeephere is too long mate
Anyways i asked god, "will i be able to read his post someday"
It took some months and here you are with those two links...

Chuck tell me do you really have a ring of light around your head

Regards,
Abhinav
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Ok Check this one out. The early days of rani_das on the forum

HEY HAPPPPYYYYYY B'DAY TO ALL THE PAGALS BORN ON 28 JUNE HEY IIFT HAS A BIG SURPRISE FRO U GUYS NOW THTS HOW B'DAY PRESENTS HVE TO BE FILHAL I DEDICATE MY GANA TO U GUYS




HAPPY B'DAY TO U
HAPPY B'DAY TO U
I WENT TO ZOO
THERE I SAW A MONKEY
N I THOUGHT IT WAS U
HAPPY B'DAY TO U
HAPPY B'DAY TO U







NJOY GUYS HAVE A BLAST

And then I see you SHOCKED
Because this thread is LOCKED!


Ok Ok! That was an awful couplet

http://www.pagalguy.com/discussions/surrrrprrriiiiiiiiissssssssseeeeeeeeeee-25009734
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After the perennial query about the identity of one Mr. PaGaLGuY, here is another gem which promises to stand tall through generations and generations of PaGaLs : http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/40520-pg-meets-mumbai-chapter-2009-a-23.html#post1634172

Yenjaay!!

Regards
AFC

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This thread deserves a bump, if I do say so myself.

Something funny happened today on the GMAT thread.
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/gmat-and-related-discussions/29450-low-gmat-scores-find-help-29.html#post2284292

Enjai.
Chuck

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Puys !!

U r gonna love dis one !!


http://www.pagalguy.com/discussions/amazing-cat-2009-topper-interview-25051198

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I posted my nomination for SBT'10 in a very light mood but today also when i read it i laugh a lot. especially the first three lines of the post:


Guess what happened just now when i was going to nominate, as i clicked on refresh button the webpage took me to a blank page where this was written in bold:
Error ### Time Out , Try again Later (P.S.-Why are u even trying dumbass)

But koi nhe, i refreshed the page again and here i am.
:biggrin:

Cheers
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now THIS ... is as funny as it could get....

love this post...

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now THIS ... is as funny as it could get....

love this post...


LMAO!!!

All shd chk this, conversation picks up, & thread gets really funny!!!

http://www.pagalguy.com/discussions/who-is-pagalguy-25002945

Edit: This has been already posted by chuck_gopal didnt notice it
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Does this qualify ? I don't want to sound vain, putting in my own post ...


http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/cat-and-related-discussion/57383-iim-raipur-2010-2012-admission-7.html#post2245070

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time to update this thread

here is one of the most humorous posts (in fact a thread) which i have come across :D

http://www.pagalguy.com/discussions/chat-between-two-serious-iim-aspirants-and-the-elusive-cat-iims-satire-25020234

i believe you shall also enjoy reading it. :D

PS: read it in the 2006-2007 season's context, might seem a bit unusual in today's context

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time to update this thread

here is one of the most humorous posts (in fact a thread) which i have come across :D

http://www.pagalguy.com/discussions/chat-between-two-serious-iim-aspirants-and-the-elusive-cat-iims-satire-25020234

i believe you shall also enjoy reading it. :D

PS: read it in the 2006-2007 season's context, might seem a bit unusual in today's context

That was awesome man:):)....Subah subah khush kardiya yaar
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Here's a link i found hilarious and worth sharing ...

:)

http://www.pagalguy.com/forums/cat-and-related-discussion/2010-2012-iimc-pgdm-pgdcm-final-call-getters-discussions-t-52626/p-2023830/r-2039509
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This one goes beyond epic.

Its the whole thread rather than just a post.

Truly inzane!

http://www.pagalguy.com/forums/chit-chat-your-interests/have-story-about-cats-t-11645/p-296866?page=1
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Something funny

this one is on 26 oct cat experiences

question posted by @visioniimacl saar --

1. how many attempts did u make ???

answer bya user --- " first attempt "

absolute insane

i remembered just one incident -- ranviay of roadies saying -- i am stunned