Interesting thoughts/ Jokes

Hi rohit555
Ok, I had very interesting question here try to solve it.
You have on pizza you need to cut that pizza into 8 parts by the knife but you will be given only 3 chance to cut that pizza??


If we have to do it in 3-D; we can just make three cuts parallel to 3 axes.
If we have to do it in 2-D; we can make one cut and get two parts. Then arrange these parts on top of each other and make one more cut to get 4 parts. Next time, we will get 8 parts with the third cut.
And so on..
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So what's the speed of dark? as we know of light

When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment.

When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward,
would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

  1. Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? Re-search

If Shahrukh Khan was in the military, which song would he sing? Dil mein mere hai DRDO disco :mg:

If you are a Goan and like classics, would you be called 'Goan with the wind'? :mg:

If you don't want to give CMAT, would you say C MAT do (read in hindi)

Poor man to Rahul Gandhi :
Sir, Diesel is very costly.

Rahul Gandhi :
Big deal !!!
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Wear Benetton or Tommy Hilfiger instead."

Curtsy : Shahid bhai

If two Sardarjis open a wax museum, would you call it Madame tu'surds' :mg:

Ae mere desh k sache veeron.....

Ae mere desh k sache veeron.....

"1/x" is not defined,
when x=zero
Ha ha ha...!:D;)
Pappu ke father Apne Hath Me Hathoda Le Kar
Apni Bete pappu Ke College Me Gaye Aur Bole -
Kaha Hai Meri Bete pappu Ki Class ?
Principal - bhai sahab, Shanti Rakhiye, Baat Kya
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Father - Aaj 5 Din Ho Gaye Hai, Mere Bete Ki 5
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Aaj Main Us Ki Bench Ki Keel Thok Ke Hi Jaunga.:-
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