Hello Puys
I am honored to write the first debrief of IIM B - EPGP 7 Applications.
So here it goes -
Time : 0800
I am on my way to the orchid hotel in a cab and there are numerous trucks and trailers throwing smoke at my face(Western Express Hwy is jammed and I prefer keeping the windows down). My not so robust digestive glands give up and before I can completely poke out of the window I puke partly on my suit. Perfect start to my first ever interview. Now the bigger problem for me is not the intimidating interview panel but the stench emanating from my suit. I reach the hotel and head to the washroom. 5 minutes of frantic washing and tissue cleaning does not help much. Finally I get to sprinkle some fragrance from an artificial flower pot of the hotel and bingo!!
So now I head to the dressed-to-kill guys and girls(even I was dressed to kill a short time ago -albeit in a different way 😉 ). There is some confusion regarding the starting time of the interviews, but thankfully the panel comes and meets us around 0900. We are assigned to different panels. Then without the customary warning one of the panel members casually drops the bomb - You will be required to write an Essay before the interview and we are like - What?????? This was never in the plan. I realize puking on my suit may not be the worst part of my day.
We are escorted to one of the rooms and seated around a table. School days are back again. Question paper and answersheet is provided. An essay on the significance of GST is asked and a sheet is to be filled. Thinking - 10 min and Writing - 20 mins. I try to recollect whatever little i can from my memory about GST -without much avail. Excruciating times!! Anyways I manage to scribble something in the sheet with some BS.
Then the wait for interviews begins. We huddle up in groups hawk eyed - waiting for the 1st guy to come back and tell us if this day is going to get any better now. He emerges from the concentration camp 30 mins past, with a look on his face which pretty much tells the story. He has just been grilled on GST, Indian taxation regime, European taxation regime, Vedanta case, Vodafone case and what not. This guy does not have a background in Indian finance ministry but he is a regular IT chap. Meanwhile, Ankit has been interviewed by the other panel and he is pretty nonchalant about his interview. His questions were based on his profile and all standard ones. Perhaps lady luck is bent on kicking my @$$ today, I think. But then after some time Sneha appears on the scene as an angel(although in black ;)). She is in my panel and yet her interview was a chilled out affair. Some sigh of relief.
Finally my turn comes. Sweating profusely I enter the room. P1, P2 and P3 (P1 very cordial, P2 seems very experienced, P3 Alumni -young lady)
P1 - Hi Dipankar, We are really interested in your profile. We were looking forward to meeting you. Tell me what kind of work you do on ships.
I answered in detail.
P2 - Tell me about the hierarchy on ships
Answered
P1 - Tell me an interesting incident of your life
Answered about a mistake that I committed and what I learnt. Some cross questioning there.
P2 - You are the CEO of a bank and a German company approaches you for a loan. It is a massive project, which will generate employment for thousands, improve relations b/w India and Germany and do many other good things for the economy. But the caveat is that you will have to pay a 1% fee to some people as 'decision making fee'. Will you do it or not?
I replied that I will first do a background check as to why is this fee being demanded for. Is it a bribe? Do Indian regulators allow such kind of fee to be paid? If no, I will consult my board of directors and seek their opinion.
Lots of cross questioning on this. I stuck to my stand that I will not give the go ahead if the deal involves any illegality. The cross questioning continued. Eventually it ended up in me getting fired from the company. 😉
P2: You have been at sea for so many years. Why this course now?
Replied. Why MBA, Why now, Why EPGP
P2: Tell me 5 of your god qualities.
Replied
P2: Tell me 5 of your weaknesses.
Replied
P2: Tell me 5 qualities you seek in a business manager
Replied
P1: Tell me something interesting about you apart from you work.
Replied about my hobby of motorbiking.
P1: Do you have any questions for us
Asked one
That was It. Phew!!!!!! Said thanks and left and in excitement left my docs bag in the room itself. Went back to collect it.
So not sure what to make of it. Whatever it was it ended on a much better note than how it started.
ATB Folks. IMO it is a mixed bag of grilling and fun talk. Just be yourself. 😃