2DAY IS DERE NE Q'S REGARDING IMPORTANT DAYS?
kal morning mey mera eggjam hey....if it goes well laute samay daba ke chicken biryani khaunga aur agar bakwas gaya toh bhi daba ke khaunga....
"All the incidents happened in real time. Any resemblance to any institute, place, people living or dead, is absolutely real ... Especially the IBPS , you bad a**.... "
Prologue: ..... Yesterday ....." Uganda ka president ???? Bolivia's currency? " .....GA karni hai.... Bas GA nikal jaaye .... Capsule , tablet, PDF , PG.....
Reached at 10.45 a.m. (courtesy DAD ..... jinhone laat maar ke 9.30 am pe hi ghar se nikaal diya... 70 K.M. Only is the distance) , waited for endless time.... 2 cold drink, 2 tea, 3 cigrts, 3 short naps.... Finally at 1.30 pm gates opened
Finally started at 2.35 p.m.
Maths : Started wid DI..... Some Bar graph..... It took 13 minutes to crack it.... finally 5 marks in pocket (I was happy).. 1st, 2nd , 3rd ... lol... where is 4th one ? what ? itni lambi DI and only 3 quest. ? WTF..... next DI set... On the verge of cracking it... suddenly Server gone for a toss..... No internet... Panic in the hall... hmm interesting... Lol... wasted 4 minutes.... Resumed...
I have done 18 questions ..... total.... in 45 minutes..... most of my time wasted in choosing what to do and what not to do... frankly speaking... QA paper was made to tease..... Questions were little monsters... Lengthy .... unconventional (by the standards of Banking... not for CAT aspirants...although there is a lot more time allotted in those CAT type exam...) .... I was murdered in QA....
Reasoning: Again I was searching for questions ....... But in reality... QA has shattered my confidence .... QA was supposedly strongest for me.... I was about to stand up and run out of the hall..... Then I started wid Syllogisms...they were cute... and Then Inequalities..... finally stopped after 35 minutes..... 24 questions done...
English : It was pleasant .... like fresh rain drops after a terrible and ruthless summer. Done 24 in 20 minutes .....
GA : A downhill slide...... Easy on the eye.... Done 27 in 8 minute.
Comp : No surprises here..... Good one...balanced one.... 16 in 5 minutes.....
Summary : Maths 18 , English 24,Reasoning 24 ,GA 27 ,Comp 16............ OA = 109..... 😠
Epilogue : After a long tiring day..... Some Vijay Mallya's special to rescue ... King of good times..... 😐
IBPS Uncle is inspired this tym by Tom Cruise's MI (especially in the case of Quant )....
plus GoW dialogue... Keh Ke Lunga... 😛 .... whole Reasoning section was remaining and the time left was just 17 mins.... "keh Ke lunga" Song was going on in one corner of my mind .... other part was saying " abey timer dekh..." at last 16 attempted in Reasoning.....will not clear the cut off in tihs section.:( 😞
Puys, Exam wasn't tough at all..... its just the time that you have to manage.... G.K, Comp easy, Quant Easy + Lengthy, English moderate....
My attempts:
Quant: 32
Gk: 33
Eng:31
Reasoning:16 😞 😞
Comp: 19
plus GoW dialogue... Keh Ke Lunga... 😛 .... whole Reasoning section was remaining and the time left was just 17 mins.... "keh Ke lunga" Song was going on in one corner of my mind .... other part was saying " abey timer dekh..." at last 16 attempted in Reasoning.....will not clear the cut off in tihs section.:( 😞
Puys, Exam wasn't tough at all..... its just the time that you have to manage.... G.K, Comp easy, Quant Easy + Lengthy, English moderate....
My attempts:
Quant: 32
Gk: 33
Eng:31
Reasoning:16 😞 😞
Comp: 19
Feel like crying.. ;( ;(
Paper aata tha but IBPS ne time hi ni diya... 😞 😞
and who ever said it was tough! it wasn't..! it was moderate..! par quant ki sectional clear na ho paegi :(
my attempt!
reasoning: 31
eng:29
GA:23
comp:15
quant: 15 😞 ;( :((
ab to bhagwan hi bachae.. warna CAT ka paper 😞
Some GA questions (evening)
Gujar Mal Modi Award Winner
Lunchbox Director
Which bank have hq in bangalore
CDS?
GDP Growth prediicted by IMF ?
Life of PI , is based on a novel, who is the writer
Trade deficit was lowered in september by how much
MSF as on 7th october 2013
Highest population State acc to Census 2011
Senior Citizen Scheme, maximum amount can be invested upto
NEFT Maximum limit...
French great champion who retired after winning a grandslam
HI... hw was todays qustn papr of bank p o.... i attnded very lmtd qstns only... as u all told time is a big prblm... writtn my xam mrng shift.. hw s ur paper?? 😃
bhaiyon bahut tough h paper 200 se kam mat karna hahahaha bekufi and i m ready to deb €‹ate on any question related to maths reasoning and english with the guys who attempted 150 ab €‹ove ...
to all the fellow puys who havent written the exam still here are my valuable points..
1)sleep well like a dead body before previous night.
2) come early,take light tiffin and check ur seat and start the exam
3)all 200 ques are doable the only limitation is time.
4) start with your easy section but at first try to do atleast 25 out of 50,20 out of 40, 20 out of 20.
5)if you are weeak in calculations then never touch di..same applicable to input-output type questions.
6)read rc thorughly for the first time only,never comeback again for each question
7)cutoff will not go above 110..so make sure u get those marks with sectionalcutoffs;
8) main strikers in the exam are input-output type,di,double comaprisions and sylloigsms..they easily take ur time..
9) never mark fukes if ur sure of 110+
10) if u have grip in english then start with it,if less grip skip it to middle.
11)use ur brain well in assumptions,implict,inference type questions as 3 out of 5 options seems to be logical
thats all folks....
IBPS-PO !!!! Lanka lag gayi aaj toh.. IBPS wale keh ke le rahe hain !!!! 😞 😞
There was a seating arrangement question in evening session today. Did any one find the conditiins of the question contradictory."R is sitting second to the left of V. S is sitting second to the right of R"
Cat level ke paper mein 137 attempt maare .. Keeping fingers Crossed
What was your attempt out of 200 in IBPS PO , 26/27 August 2013 . This will help us understand the level and where we stand !!
COLLECTION OF SOME GK QUESTION !! ( 19/20/26)
1.Which bank's Head Quarters is in Baroda?- Bank of Baroda
2. The United Nations' Day is celebrated on -24 october
3. Full form of EMI- Equated Monthly Installment
4. Name the Prime Minister of Hungary- Viktor Orban
5. Joshna Chinappa is a ---------- player.- Squash
6. Who has been appointed as the Chief Justice of Madras HighCourt?- Rajesh Kumar Agrawal
7. Full form of FCNR- Foreign Currency Non-Resident
8. Asia's first Stock Exchange is - Bombay Stock Exchange Ltd
9. Which rate has been changed by RBI's Monetary policy review on 07/10/13?– MSF and bank rate
10. Recently ,who has been appointed as the Chief Justice of Manipur High Court?- Laxmikanta Mahapatra
11. The Uttar Pradesh government has announced an ambitious pension scheme to pay Rs.400 a month for families living below the poverty line.What is the name of this pension scheme?- Rani Laxmibai Pension Scheme
12. Asian Development Bank Head Quarters is situated in- Manila
13. According to 2011 census, which state in India has the highest population density?- Bihar
14. MNREGA workers will now get more money with the Centre revising their wages under which the maximum daily wage of Rs 214 has been fixed for Which state? - Haryana
15. Who has been appointed as the CEO of Google?- Larry Page
16.Which company has won a new contract to supply Britain's Network Rail?- Tata Steel
17. In Bollywood Movie Pan singh tomar, Which Actor played the lead role?- Irfan khan
18. The Supreme Courthas appointed a committee, regarding allegations of betting against- Gurunath Meiyappan
19. What is the Capital of Laos? - Vientiane
20. Jeev Milkha Singh is related to which sport?- Golf
21. Kremlin Cup is related to which game? -Tennis
22. HSBC lowers India's CAD forecast for FY'14 to- 3.4%
23.What is the Maximum limit of RTGS ?-there is no limit for RTGS
24. Bangalore, known as ---------, has been ranked as the country's top business destination in a survey.- India's silicon city
25. The theme of this year on UN Day is-'Partnerships for Global Progress'
26 . Golden Fibre Revolution is associated with- Jute Production
27. The Largest Air Traffic Control Tower of India Inaugurated at which Airport?- Mumbai Airport
28. The Parivartan sustainability leadership awards is given to which company?- Infosys
29. Define CAD -The difference between inflow and outflow of foreign exchange
30. Who has been appointed as the Chief Justice of Madras High Court?- Justice Rajesh Kumar Agrawal
31. Which International bank re-enters India after 5 years?- Bank International Indonesia
32. India and ----------- have signed a civil nuclear agreement.- South Korea
33. What is the aim of the Rajiv Gandhi Grameen Vidhyutikaran Yojana ?- electrification of all unelectrified villiages
34. Recently,who has been named as the brand ambassador for Philips, the country's leading lighting company?- Ranbir Kapoor
35. Recently,who has been appointed as the goodwill ambassador for South Korea?-Shah Rukh Khan
36. The country's second largest private sector lender bank is – HDFC Bank
37. Which tennis player came into the top 10 of the world women's doubles?- Indian tennis ace Sania Mirza
38. Who is the President of the Republic of Maldives?- Mohammed Waheed Hassan Manik
39. Which Bank signs MoU with CII for credit access to MSMEs?- Canara Bank
40. The Nobel Prize in Literature 2013 was awarded to Alice Munro for her work on - "master of the contemporary short story"
.1. Who is the new president of Iraq?- Jalal Talabani
2. Ronjan Sodhi is related with which game?- Shooting
3. Full form of IFRS?- International Financial Reporting Standards
4. What is the current CRR?- 4%
5. ASSOCHAM stands for?- Associated Chambers of Commerce and Industry of India
6. Name the Prime Minister of Tanjania?- Mizengo Pinda
7. ____________,Rituparno Ghosh died recently- Bengali film Director
8. Indira Awaas Yojana provide housing for the ________.- rural poor in India
9. Who has been given the Noble Prize in Literature 2013-Alice Munro
10. Who is a Banking Ombudsman? - Senior official appointed by the Reserve Bank of India
11. Which country will be hosting the 2016 ICC World Twenty20 ?- India
12. Who is the new Governor of RBI?-Raghuram Govinda Rajan
13. In which year BSE was established in India?- 1875
14. Indian Institute of Banking and Finance is in_______?-Mumbai
15. What is Bopha?- strongest tropical cyclone
16. Headquarter of World Bank is situated in _________ .- Washington, DC
17. Who has been crowned Miss World 2013?-Megan Young
18. Who has been appointed as Indian Premier League Chairman?- Ranjib Biswal
19. Current Reverse Repo Rate?- 6.50 per cent
20. Which country has successfully launched?-Proton-M rocket
21. Who has won Asian rowing championship?-Swaran Singh
22. RIDF stands for______.- Rural Infrastructure Development Fund
23. What is cross selling?- the action or practice of selling an additional product or service to an existing customer.
24. Recently with which country India inked border pact and 8 other agreements? - China
25. Who won prestigious Saraswati Samman 2012?- Sugathakumari
26. Nissan India recently inked 100 year pact with_______.- Ennore PortT
27. What is india's growth rate according to Fitch? 4.8%
28. Pranab Mukherjee laid the foundation stone of Atal Bihari Vajpayee Hindi University at ___.-Bhopal
29. Name the wholly owned subsidiary of Reserve Bank of India (RBI).- National Housing Bank
30. _____ hosted 14th India-Russia Annual Summit.-Moscow
31. Who received the Sakharov Prize for Freedom of Thought? Aung Suu Kyi
32. Who has been appointed the Brand Ambassador of Border Security Force?-Virat Kohli
33. Where 7th India-Russia Trade Investment Forum held?- St. Petersburg
34. Who launched Seekho Aur Kamao (Learn and Earn) Progrmme?-Union Government of India
35. Who is the new Davis Cup team captain of India?-Anand Amritraj
36. Small Industries Development Bank of India is an independent financial institution aimed to aid the growth and development of______.-MSME
37. Recently which film is nominated to represent India in the Best Foreign Film category at next year's Oscars?- The Good Road
38. At which place the Heavy Industries Ministry is planning to set up an 'Ultra Mega Green Solar Power Project'?-Rajasthan
39. Prithvi II is a__________missile.-surface-to-surface
40. Which country is at the top of the FIFA World Ranking?- Spain
1 - How many member countries are in the European countries?Ans- 28
2 - How many alphanumeric digits are in the PAN card?Ans – 10
3 - Which bank receive the Indira Gandhi rajbhasha award 2013 by Reserve Bank of India?Ans – PNB
4- In BRICS, B is stands for__Ans – Brazil
5- Douglas Engelbert, who recently passesd away, is famous for?Ans - mouse
6- ABM stands for___?Ans – Anti Ballistic Missile
7- M-pesa is launched by which company?Ans- Vodafone
8 - Which movie got the highest number of awards in Oscar Awards 2013?Ans- Life Of Pi(4 awards).
9 - Who is Manna dey?Ans- Playback singer .
10- Sebestian vettel , famous formula one racing driver, belongs to which nation?Ans- Germany.
11- A money deposited in a bank that cannot be withdrawn for a fixed period of time is known as a__?Ans- Term deposit.
12- Which is not a function of RBI?Ans- Fiscal policy regulation.
13- Where 17th SAARC summit will be held?Ans – Maldives
14- What is the theme for 17th SAARC summit?Ans- “Building Bridges”.
15- Who is appointed as 14th chief vigilance commissioner of India?Ans- P.J.Thomas.
16- Finance ministry announced to infuse ____equity in banks in current financial year 2013-14?Ans – Rs. 14,000 crore
.17- ____ is the Indian tennis star , who came into the Top 10 Worls Womes's Doubles ranking?Ans – Sania Mirza.
18- As per Telecom authority 's latest data, by the end of july 2013, how many broadband subscriber are in India? Ans- 15.24 million.
19- What is the current Statutory Liqudity Ratio?Ans – 23%
.20- Who is the Prime Minister of Australia presently?Ans- Tony Abbot.
21- Who won the first Mahathir Award for Global peace?Ans- Nelson Mandela
.22- Humming Bird algorithms is made by?Ans – Google.
23- What is the full form of CRR?Ans- Cash Reserve Ratio.
24- Which indian nuclear submarine exploded and sink at Mumbai port?Ans- INS Sindhurakshak>
25- What is NPA?Ans- Those customer who do not repay the loan to bank.
26- Which of the institute is related with credit rating in india?Ans- ICRA.
27- Word related with Swimming____?Ans- Butterfly stroke
.28- Full form of BSBDA?Ans- Basic Saving Bank Deposit Account
.29- Which bollywood actor is the UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador ,who is promoting “The World Needs More”? Ans - Amitabh Bachchan.
30- Largest volcano is discovered in which ocean?Ans- Pacific Ocean.
31- Which gas is used in chemical weapons ,which is also called Nerve agent?Ans- Sarin Gas (originally developed by Germany).
32- Which missile is test fired by DRDO recently?Ans- Agni-5(5000km)
33- Pohang University, number 1 University out of 100 best Universities of the World, according to The Times , is situated in which country?Ans- South Korea.
34- Which is the first white label ATM , established by a non- banking company?Ans- Indikesh(established by Tata Communication Paymenst Solutions Limited).
35- What is the current FDI rate in Telecommunication Sector?Ans- 100%(earlier 74%)
36- Which international tennis star decided to take retirement from his/ her career?Ans- Marian Bartoli.
37- Which Apex Body regulates the capital market in India?Ans- SEBI(Securities exchange board of india).
38- What are Zero Coupan Bonds?Ans – Zero coupan bonds are bonds with no coupan payments.
39- What is the period of Call Money?Ans – 1 Day.
40- Which kind of bonds are issued by RBI to discourage the purchasing of Gold in the market?Ans- Inflation Bonds.
MY ATTEMPTS:
Gk: 39( ONLY 2-3 ARE WRONG)
COMP: 19
QA:33 (SOME ARE FAST CALCULATED MARKED ....so accuracy is lower then other sections)
ENGLISH: 23(good accuracy)
REASONING : 29(good accuracy)
how much variation is there between actual and normalized marks?
Ye Zindagi Ek Sangarsh Hai Chalti Hi Rahegi,
IBPS, SBI aur dusri exams aati hi Rahegi,..
Kabhi Apne Andar Ki Aag Bujne Mat Dena Yarro
Ek din Safalta Aap Ke Kadam Chumke hi Rahegi..
My Attempts -
Quant - 22 
(moderate) (1 DI tough)
Reasoning - 27 
(moderate)
English - 31 🍻 (easy)
CA - 16 😃 (easy)
GA - 17 😠😠😠 (Very Tough for me) not sure abt accuracy
Total - 113 😟
GA ne to meri naiya hi dubodi.... 😟😟😟
27th Morning slot dialogues in parenthesis () are my thinking process.
Started vd GK - 27 attempts (2 doubtful) - 13 minutes (Nice speed)
Then Computer - 17 (2-3 tukkas) 5 minutes - (Good going champ , cross 130) 👏👏
then Maths - JUST 12 questions in 30 minutes 
Started shivering. (I shud leave it here and check others first)
picked English - 33 €‹in 30 minutes
BUT 40 MINUTES - 50 UNSEEN in Reasoning and ONLY 12 attempted in MATHS. What to do !!!
Picked Reasoning (wont look at maths till 10 minutes remaining) - Done vd 26 . Enuf. Go for maths again.
(But, how much time remaining )
4:33 MINUTES !!! :BANGHEAD: :BANGHEAD: 😠😠😠😠😠😠
(SHIT)
(DEEP BREATH)
(I have to touch 20 atleast)
5 questions vdout ny calculation. (Yeasss , I'll make it.....But how much time remaining ??)
00:18 seconds 😟😟😟 😟😟😟 And a chart in front with awful lot of data. Left mouse. Sat back. Total in maths - ONLY 17 !!! 😞 😞
00:15..... 00:10 ..... 00:08...... 00:05 ..... 00:03 ....TIMES UPP !!!!
Total attempts - 120 
No-where compromised "accuracy" though but still "No chance to clear quant cut-off". IBPS 2014 Thread banao to bata dena. I'll join and start preparing early this time. 😞 😞 😞
P.S. - Koi like mat karna yaaron is post ko. 😞 😞
P.P.S - specific kosh-chin mat poochna. Kuch yaad nahi. Hats off to those who can recall 10-15 GK koshchin after such an exam. Kisi na kisi website k pichwaade me aag lagi hogi, waha se copy paste kar dunga.
myself similar to @RawHul 😃
27-Oct --Morning Session..
Computer - 18 (15 might be correct)
G.A - 27 (20 might be correct)
English - 34 (30 might be correct)
Reasoning - 19 (almost all should be correct)
Quants - 29 (more than 50% are fluke only) --- [i pray god here in this section]
total - 127.
Dear Puys/Pals, please move forward if you attempted 50% of qtns in each section. I spent more time in English which has eaten my time of quants and reasoning.
All the best.
any qtns welcome...
ibps ko 2 exam leni chahiye....10 bank ke liye ek baar aur 10 bank ke liye dusri baar.....
bcoz..ek hi exam se 20 bank ka selection ..........
ye i think galat hai......
unfortunately paper is tarike se kharab chala jaaye .....tab to pure saal ki mahenat .....practice...saari ek hi baar me.....sab kuchhh kharab..sab kuchh waste...
ye galat hai friends...hume is issue ko ibps ke samne rakhna chahiye...
friend.....plz.....mail to authority....