Funny pick up lines

well title says it all. post away :grin:

well title says it all. post away 😁

Does your father work in coal mines? He possesses the most precious diamond in the form of you... lookround

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day 😁

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!

Do you have any raisins? How about a date.

Is your dad a terrorist...cause you're a BOMB...!
-@A

Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes..?
:blush:
-@A


There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

I just recollected this one.This one's the best:

Boy(while proposing): The day I bend down to any other girl after today is the day I tie the shoe-lace of our little daughter 😃 😃

Best pick up line ever :mg:


You are so beautiful that I forgot my pickup line.

Meaning of MODI: Man of Developing India