Prayers of frustated IBPS clerk aspirants reached God so God decided to take matter up with higher authority.He went to PM's office but he was on some foreign tour so he decided to return to heaven and come next day.On return journey he met Rahul gandhi,Rahul of course did not recognize him, anyway God asked him
God:"plz see into problem of this delay of clerk result,lakhs of student devotees are tensed"
Rahul Gandhi:"i think its due to lack of women empowerment for which Mr Modi is responsible"
God regretted giving him pea sized brain and moved forward when he saw KEjriwal, keju recognized God and asked for his blessing to which God said he has his blessings and reminded him of delhi election results and anna haZare as proof of his blessings.Then God asked him
God: "ibps clerk result is delayed and students are getting very frusted plz help or at least inform them about further process"
Kejriwal-: "..cough..cough...corruption is the main issue...cough..BJP...cough........cough........Modi...cough......Dharna...cough..."
after that he coughed and coughed so God blessed him with a better throat and went ahead where he saw some JNU student mob protesting
God:"ye IBPS clerk ka result kab nikalega?"
JNU student umar khalid :"vo to pata ni but har ghar se Afzal nikalega..india go back ...i am not anti national but india go back!! "
then the mob went another way and was later seen with rahul gandhi accusing police of beating them very hard with their lathis.God also started walking and wondering about hypocrisy of these students.
after a few while he saw Jats protesting so he thought its better to take another route because even the most peaceful protests of Jats had at least dozens of buses burning and so he went on meeting
Aamir Khan who said "Kiran has said that delay is due to rising intolerance in our country and they could move to another country if there is more delay for she fear our child's future!"
while Salman khan has different view he said "i think delay is Good because mera paper aacha ni hua tha..i mean i could go to jail without bail..errrr..i mean i can fail..so delay in result is Good...."
He also met some authors who suggested " we could return some of our useless awards in protest of delay"
Lalu yadav: "eee resultwa kab ka aa chuka hai.....huhhhh...resultwa aa bhi gaya h aurr hum jeeeto bhi gaye hai modiya ko harra krrr...aapko kuch pata ni rehta h kya?aa jate h muh utha kar.... ab humko aaram se ghotala ..matlab ..aache se kam karna hai..samjhe?..huhh"
while Owasi said-"15 min ke liye police hata lo phir dekhte h result kaise ni aata hai ...."
Yogi aadityanath/sakshi maharaj said-"jis din RAm mandir bana ussi din result aayega"
he also met Arnab Goswami but could not get chance to speak
Finally he reached heaven and did what we all do,
God called IBPS and asked few question about result and a aunty on other side of phone kept on saying to him"plz keep checking website" and she cut off the phone after saying it few times.
So the point is guys that no one,even God does not knows when will ibps clerk result come and asking about cutoff after more than 50 days of exam is really funny and wont help either.!! SO those of you who have read this to last line..COngrats..and..
"stay blessed stay calm and prepare for next exams" thats what God said to you all
@Itssimple