Whenever fear clouds your thoughts and inhibits your actions, think about how you would act if you were not afraid.
The greatest moral accountability is to ensure that you never do anything in private that's going to embarrass you in public. 
Quality is that finishing touch, the presence of which is seldom noticed, and the absence of which is never missed.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATIONYou have two cows.You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you
want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow
and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and
market it worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month,
and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine
productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your
country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of
Democracy...
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A PAKISTAN CORPORATION
You have two cows
You are hiding them in a military complex
You claim the cows are in Afghanistan
A SAUDI CORPORATION
You have two cows
You charge one of them of adultery
You stone it to death
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you
want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow
and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and
market it worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month,
and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine
productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your
country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of
Democracy...
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A PAKISTAN CORPORATION
You have two cows
You are hiding them in a military complex
You claim the cows are in Afghanistan
A SAUDI CORPORATION
You have two cows
You charge one of them of adultery
You stone it to death
By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest
Albert Einstein once said,
"There were five ascending levels of intelligence:
1. Smart 2. Intelligent 3. Brilliant 4. Genius 5. Simple."
So let's make our lives Simple...
"There were five ascending levels of intelligence:
1. Smart 2. Intelligent 3. Brilliant 4. Genius 5. Simple."
So let's make our lives Simple...
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Diwali Ki Light
Karay Sab Ko Delight
Pakro Masti Ki Flight Aur
Dhoom Machao All Night
Happy Diwali!!
Karay Sab Ko Delight
Pakro Masti Ki Flight Aur
Dhoom Machao All Night
Happy Diwali!!
"Nothing in life is more important than the ability to communicate effectively."
Don't use kingfisher bottle for rockets they r not flying! 😁 Happy Diwali !~!
"Jab koi tension mein hona to jadu ki jhappi deneka"
munna-bhai!!
I really appreciate this emotional yet effective quote,and thanks to him who wrote it.Here is the link of short video.......
ppl say everythin happens 4 a reason... but it would be nice if v know some reasons WHY...
"Don't quack like a duck.. soar like an eagle."
''The first person who teach u the
meaning of the word ''Love'' will also be
the first person who teaches U the
meaning of the word ''Pain''. . [ ™Ľ ]
meaning of the word ''Love'' will also be
the first person who teaches U the
meaning of the word ''Pain''. . [ ™Ľ ]
in dreams and love there r no IMPOSSIBILITIES...
People give up extremely easily. If you don €™t, you automatically win.
You cannot solve a problem with the same mind that created it - Albert Einstein.