Best one liners - Season 2

Jobs & Careers
1648
@deepak_pgi said:
Gadar is to Zee Cinema what CID is to Sony and Roadies to MTV!

Please explain me how it is best one liner??
1649
A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. €”John Maxwell
1650
It must be borne in mind that the tragedy of life does not lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy of life lies in having no goal to reach.
1651
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
1652
I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.
1653
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
1654
“It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.” – Abraham Lincoln
1655

:)


1656
The only government body against reservation today is IRCTC. 😛 :P
1657
@economst LOLLLLLLLL !!
1658

somethin 4m my part....

nothin gr8 never come tat easy....

1659

I Love Walking In d Rain....Bcoz No one knows I'm Crying.....;)

1660

I dont care about ur opinions, my mirror says I'm Awesome

1661
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette always tends to go to the non-smoker!
1662
If money talks, why is mine always saying goodbye


He who angers you conquers you!
1663
"On this auspicious festival of lights, may the glow of joy, prosperity and happiness illuminate your days in the year ahead with loads of GD/PI calls from ur FAV B SCHOOLS."
Happy Diwali..........:-)ďťż
1664
They can because they think they can !! It's all about how you think & perceive !

courtesy: @gs4890
1665
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
George Bernard Shaw
1666

lookin @ your textbooks and thinkin " WHAT A WASTE OF TREE "....

1667

:)