Fair and lovely ads:
A girl who is dark and without confidence becomes a kick ass girl after applying fair and lovely creams. Her erstwhile(when she was dark) competitor grudgingly accepts the reality that the girl cannot be pushed around so easily as she is now bright and fair like a water melon's inside minus the seeds.
Garnier ads:
Garnier uses all kinds of fruits and veggies which are supposedly cultivated for satisfying our appetites to make a grotesque paste which can be applied on our bodies. voila!!:w00t:. some people who use their products achieve superhuman strength which includes pulling a lorry using human hair made into a fine rope of sorts. others shamelessly take their bath in front of thousands of viewers to demonstrate that they ACTUALLY use such stuff.
Naturally they turn extremely social and are seen hopping with some friends who make faces which will make a monkey smile when the ad ends
DairyMilk Ads:
An insensible man or apparently inebriated man cajoles his wife "kuch meetha ho jaye?". Seriously man, Are you real? I thought everyone craves for privacy. Suddenly, the stupid mom in law sees askance at these mushy couples to spoil their hour of fun..Dairy milk,go and CONCENTRATE. got it, concentrate!!
. I have nothing to comment on those dancing girls and silly boys who lack in basic table manners. It is disgusting to see their faces smeared with chocolate and how their saliva oozes while taking a bite of dairy milk. worse,when the second person takes a piece from the saliva ridden dairy milk of his/her friend and puts it into his/her mouth. 
Fair and lovely ads:
A girl who is dark and without confidence becomes a kick ass girl after applying fair and lovely creams. Her erstwhile(when she was dark) competitor grudgingly accepts the reality that the girl cannot be pushed around so easily as she is now bright and fair like a water melon's inside minus the seeds.
Garnier ads:
Garnier uses all kinds of fruits and veggies which are supposedly cultivated for satisfying our appetites to make a grotesque paste which can be applied on our bodies. voila!!:w00t:. some people who use their products achieve superhuman strength which includes pulling a lorry using human hair made into a fine rope of sorts. others shamelessly take their bath in front of thousands of viewers to demonstrate that they ACTUALLY use such stuff.Naturally they turn extremely social and are seen hopping with some friends who make faces which will make a monkey smile when the ad ends
DairyMilk Ads:
An insensible man or apparently inebriated man cajoles his wife "kuch meetha ho jaye?"
Thank God I had my dinner long before readin this post 😁 your description of the Dairy Milk ads
But seriously, I switch the channel when this ad comes on TV, it's really puke-inducing 
:help:
Fair and handsome's -- kab se join kar sakta hun sir?
I can't comprehend how does skin colour is a sign of confidence and smartness?? 
These stupid adds suggests that only people with slightly fair colour of the soil are accepted by the world 
even few adds featuring gals, in which a not so fair gal is rejected at many places,........hmm..too much of trash.
cummon man, most of the miss worlds and miss universes are dark in colour.
the ranbir kapoor wala docomo ad seriously thy din find any good standup comedian o wat???
and d ads of wheel detergent...... wat d hell is SALMAN KHAN doin 
The ads of shampoos
Docomo ad sucks.. That too when they telecast it during ipl, at the end of every over, feel much irritated
and d spraymint ad kiss nai kiya toh paise wapis 
even ths lara dutta wala kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai n thn she gives n disappears
and all d vest n brief ads spcly tht frontline n amul macho (orangutan) :oops:all d amul macho ads r so 
The latest UJALA(or whatever that is) ad which features Sachin,where the theme is somelike like 'sacchai ki chamak'. How does using UJALA makes one become honest???
the suresh ramesh 5 star ad...ugh!!!
Most ads featuring dumb non-blondes of the likes of
Aishwarya - loreal ads ( come on we have much better hollywood stars to look at),
Kareena - Those sisy talks with saif in airtel ads in which they are switching on n off something - bloodsucking.
Katrina - sabre ke faal ke Aam ras, Ramdev should have done that ad
divya128 Saysthe suresh ramesh 5 star ad...ugh!!!
Hey the 5 star ads featuring RAMESH-SURESH are good yaar,except for the latest 'HORSE-RIDING' one
divya128 Saysthe suresh ramesh 5 star ad...ugh!!!
swear thy r soo pissin rly irritatin
Fragile Rulezzz SaysEspecially wat he says ".......O nahin......PSPO....." I felt like throwing the fan right on his head........:w00t:
haha....so true dude...felt the same after listening to that.!!
I just saw the crappest ad on tv .There are so many crap ads, but this one is so cheap and silly that......
Anyways, a girl strips off her Bra from within her shirt, and they say "20% can mean a lot" :w00t:
The ad is for fasttrack watches and sunglasses. Whats the relation?? :-P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R6eiEG8ZDU&feature;=player_embedded
Fragile Rulezzz SaysEspecially wat he says ".......O nahin......PSPO....." I felt like throwing the fan right on his head........:w00t:
I'm just laughing like a mad here at my home in the midnight after seeing this.......
holy moly......:w00t::w00t::w00t:
I just saw the crappest ad on tv .There are so many crap ads, but this one is so cheap and silly that......
Anyways, a girl strips off her Bra from within her shirt, and they say "20% can mean a lot" :w00t:
The ad is for fasttrack watches and sunglasses. Whats the relation?? :-P
YouTube - 20% OFF Can Mean A Lot (Banned TV Commercial)
it means she stripped 20% of what she was wearing and that 20% also means a lot... weird logic
aditya.narula Saysit means she stripped 20% of what she was wearing and that 20% also means a lot... weird logic
ohh, 20% is that lol
it means fasa rahe hai, kuch change dikha nahi , matlab prices mai bhi fasayenge
I just saw the crappest ad on tv .There are so many crap ads, but this one is so cheap and silly that......
Anyways, a girl strips off her Bra from within her shirt, and they say "20% can mean a lot" :w00t:
The ad is for fasttrack watches and sunglasses. Whats the relation?? :-P
YouTube - 20% OFF Can Mean A Lot (Banned TV Commercial)
seriously d ad is soo sick
The new Ramesh-Suresh ad :shock:
Earlier one.. although bad.. was way better than this one 
'A' star car by Maruti
ek ladka jaata hai doosra aajata hai
what is logic behind this?
ki car mai stepney hai?
dammit wo har car mai hoti hai
800 mai b...
infact scooters mai b hoti hai