did any1 see the bingo chips ads ??? they are so groase!! so and so flavour bingo mein hai... flamingo mein nahin!!!!
or five liers nahin live wires thaa!! gosh!! how can ppl make such ads!!
I saw an here in US.
It was of a drink similar to Sprite....i think its called Vultz or something like that. Thats one of the worst ads i have ever seen.
I boy and his gf r sitting on the beach and the boy goes to get a drink....meanwhile a Tarzan type person comes and presents a Pearl to the gurl. Then this boy Drinks the bottle of vults...and then gets some stoopid power from somewhere....takes a drill and jumps into the sea and starts drilling the bottom. And comes up wid LOTTA pearls and presents the necklace to the girl....and....the girl falls down ! I dont get the idea. I mean I dont know how the narration sounds but the ad was simply horrible.
First i thot it might be similar to sprite ads....Sprite bujhaye only pyaas baaki sab bakwaas.... 😉 But it wasnt to be !!!
Mountain Due-
Two incompetent drivers are left behind in a race.So they decide to perform a stunt from some steep place.
Old habits die hard.The incorrigible procrastinators that they are, they take a break to pen philosophy like "jhoot kehte hai woh log jo kehte hai unhe dar nahi lagta...".Of course,they have to do this over bottles of Mountain due.
Mountain due and thumbs up are for complete dumbos or folks with exceptional eyesight. Why else do they show those very very tiny "dont try this at home "warnings in all their ads.
new ads to add to ads you hate thread 
1. airtel sequel ad!
i couldnt believe it when i saw a sequel to the shitty ad they came out with..this time the guy beats his daadu at chess.then the old man says "subah tumhari,shaam humaari" (could help LMAO at the double meaning).then the daadi says "shaam ko to ye ja raha hai 
" daadu gets upset.
then boy calls up from train n plays chess with daadu via phone..
2.b&r; ke taale(or door handle)
"blah blah,blah blah,blah blah,blah blah ki pasaaand hai ye! b&r; durable,affordable! v handle the world!"
chi useless ad,n the female is playing with the handles as if she is going to (oh never mind)
did any1 see the bingo chips ads ??? they are so groase!! so and so flavour bingo mein hai... flamingo mein nahin!!!!
or five liers nahin live wires thaa!! gosh!! how can ppl make such ads!!
One thing is for sure .. those chips are not going to sell in south India
Mannnn, that was a class act. And do u remember the music in that umbilical cord-telephone line ad? Kukuru......kukkukookoookoooaaannn....twainnggg......Really irritating.
Well, actually I thought the ad was good. The reason being it was targeted at long term dependable usage thus it showed the whole from birth till manhood kind of situation. All us mobile users probably won't be impressed by that ad.
But I agree that the recent Preity Zinta ads are pretty pathetic! BSNL behtar hai mere liye? Get a life.
new ads to add to ads you hate thread
1. airtel sequel ad!
First, you've got a really dirrrrty mind, bomb.
The Airtel ad was kinda emotional (to those it was targeted to). But the fact that the two people are playing chess using Airtel talktime (probably in roaming) is crappy.
Well, actually I thought the ad was good. The reason being it was targeted at long term dependable usage thus it showed the whole from birth till manhood kind of situation. All us mobile users probably won't be impressed by that ad.
But I agree that the recent Preity Zinta ads are pretty pathetic! BSNL behtar hai mere liye? Get a life.
On BMTC buses here in bangalore , BSNL has lot many posters plastered all over the bus ...and amazingly in them there is a model who is wearing a low necknline dress and working on the laptop .. no wonder where the eyeballs would go
PICTURE THIS
1)A 22 - 25 year old lady, looking very pretty, and intersted in making it big.
2)Amul is a company which ppl instantaneously think of the milk product FMCG thanks to kurien.
3)A sincere effort to come up with something funny for an advertisement, so that companies can capture ppl's mind, and thus the market.
what happens when all these combine and come together.
an AD that sucks right from the first "s" to the last.
i mean how cld a lady accept to act in a scene washing a guys underwear. that too trying hard, infact so hard, with her cleaveage showing, anybody wld mistake that for a lovemaking scene.
the first time i watched it, i went
HOLY-MOTHER-OF-ALL-LORDS-SHE-IS-WASHING-AN-UNDERWEAR.
and what the hell are they trying to prove?
the fact that an underwear can withstand the beating.
there are so many things running thru my mind looking at such a pathetic attempt, that most of the things cant be shared here.
so i will just end it by saying
next time u see this AD please change the channel.
save urself the trouble
bharath
1)A 22 - 25 year old lady, looking very pretty, and intersted in making it big.
2)Amul is a company which ppl instantaneously think of the milk product FMCG thanks to kurien.
3)A sincere effort to come up with something funny for an advertisement, so that companies can capture ppl's mind, and thus the market.
what happens when all these combine and come together.
an AD that sucks right from the first "s" to the last.
i mean how cld a lady accept to act in a scene washing a guys underwear. that too trying hard, infact so hard, with her cleaveage showing, anybody wld mistake that for a lovemaking scene.
the first time i watched it, i went
HOLY-MOTHER-OF-ALL-LORDS-SHE-IS-WASHING-AN-UNDERWEAR.
and what the hell are they trying to prove?
the fact that an underwear can withstand the beating.
there are so many things running thru my mind looking at such a pathetic attempt, that most of the things cant be shared here.
so i will just end it by saying
next time u see this AD please change the channel.
save urself the trouble
bharath
absolutely true!
its PATHETiC!
I dunno where does the Ad Maker's concise had lost!
God Bless'em All!
Amul Underwear-I wont say it is an ad I hate. It is something I am scared of.The kind of ad that makes u run for cover. An explicit lovemaking scene wont be as embarrassing as this ad.That girl is one good actress.
Every action is sleazy.
And what is the background score?--"yeh to bada fine/twaing? hai...."
Must be banned.
PICTURE THIS
1)A 22 - 25 year old lady, looking very pretty, and intersted in making it big.
2)Amul is a company which ppl instantaneously think of the milk product FMCG thanks to kurien.
3)A sincere effort to come up with something funny for an advertisement, so that companies can capture ppl's mind, and thus the market.
what happens when all these combine and come together.
an AD that sucks right from the first "s" to the last.
i mean how cld a lady accept to act in a scene washing a guys underwear. that too trying hard, infact so hard, with her cleaveage showing, anybody wld mistake that for a lovemaking scene.
the first time i watched it, i went
HOLY-MOTHER-OF-ALL-LORDS-SHE-IS-WASHING-AN-UNDERWEAR.
and what the hell are they trying to prove?
the fact that an underwear can withstand the beating.
there are so many things running thru my mind looking at such a pathetic attempt, that most of the things cant be shared here.
so i will just end it by saying
next time u see this AD please change the channel.
save urself the trouble
bharath
Whoa...!!!!:wow::wow::wow::wow:
Havent seen this ad yet...But man oh man...from your description sounds like a real shocker...But i dont think I would mind checking it out once..coz by your description the woman sounds worth the trouble.!!!;-)
Donno whether its been mentioned here...But I absolutely hate that Happydent white ad featuring a scrwed up doc(?!):wow: & a cow who apparently needs to whiten her teethS to get marriage proposals (WTF..!?!?) from other handsome(?!:wow:) cows...
Man...everything is so gross...the way the focus on the cows dirty teethS...the doc(?)s extremely conspicious & annoying attempts to make awful english errors etc etc...!!!!
Whoa...!!!!:wow::wow::wow::wow:
Havent seen this ad yet...But man oh man...from your description sounds like a real shocker...But i dont think I would mind checking it out once..coz by your description the woman sounds worth the trouble.!!!;-)
Yes yes
. But just pray that u r not with family when that ad strikes next.Donno whether its been mentioned here...But I absolutely hate that Happydent white ad featuring a scrwed up doc(?!):wow: & a cow who apparently needs to whiten her teethS to get marriage proposals (WTF..!?!?) from other handsome(?!:wow:) cows...
Man...everything is so gross...the way the focus on the cows dirty teethS...the doc(?)s extremely conspicious & annoying attempts to make awful english errors etc etc...!!!!
Blasphemy!! I will report any personal attacks on Dr Bhatavdekar to the mods.
Yes,they have wasted the theme this time. The first ad with Bhatavdekar's vernacular English some one year back was a superhit.
talking abt bingo..!! i luv those ads they r a touch of marketing genius..
i mean they r so grossly irritating tht u gotta lift up ur head n take notice.. n the next time u r at a store u wud definitely be tempted 2 buy sm.. 
n abt the amul underwear ad.. well i saw it a coupla times n i hate 2 sound dumb.. but i didnt really get the msg.. 
n yeah Dr Bhatavdekar has lost his charm.. moral: stop makin sequels till ppl get sick of'em
yups..Amul ad a total useless..one..
me too didn't got da import of da message..
just a vulgar ad nothing more..
Bout Bingo....2-3 versions of the ad is there...The version where the South India teaches Tamil..connects to the idea..
but...the bad angle version of the ad is simply nuts...
PICTURE THIS
1)A 22 - 25 year old lady, looking very pretty, and intersted in making it big.
2)Amul is a company which ppl instantaneously think of the milk product FMCG thanks to kurien.
3)A sincere effort to come up with something funny for an advertisement, so that companies can capture ppl's mind, and thus the market.
next time u see this AD please change the channel.
save urself the trouble
bharath
Since the day I read your post, I was waiting to watch this Ad..But then I wasnt as unfortunate as you. So I wud just wonder abt the ad with my small brains. But 2day a light bulb chamka n youtube pe search n here it is Amul Macho Ad ..I just have no comments abt the ad. I am just left with no words to speak
And what was that wierd jingle???? again speechless
Shrijit_s SaysSince the day I read your post, I was waiting to watch this Ad..But then I wasnt as unfortunate as you. So I wud just wonder abt the ad with my small brains. But 2day a light bulb chamka n youtube pe search n here it is Amul Macho Ad ..I just have no comments abt the ad. I am just left with no words to speak
Well...Thanks for the link atleast..!!!
Hmmmm...well...Honestly speaking..The gal was a great deal better than I imagined...I mean..seriously...fantastic maal..!!!!
But why was she getting horny over washing a man's undie..!?!??!
??:??:??:& why the f**K were the aunties so shocked when she was about to smash(?!) the undie...u almost get the impression...she was about to hammer a d**k in there..!!!:wow::wow::wow::wow:
Bottomline: I will definitely watch it again just for the gal..!!
no matter how vulgar or stupid the amul macho ad is, i'm sure most of us will remember it for a long time just because of that girl...and, everyone everywhere is talking about it...most probably that ad was created just for its shock value...
ps: that girl is HOT. 😁
1. The Coca-Cola ad featuring Aamir Khan..are they implying that people will start burping like mad with just one sip of their product?
2. Fevicol ad in which a 5 rupee coin sticks to the chota fevicol packet and the shopkeeper says "firse chipak gaya"...does it mean that fevicol uses inferior quality packing material which leaks?
both are well established brands...so even if a person just comes on screen and says "Please buy Coca-Cola/Fevicol", the purpose would have been served...dont know where they get such stupid concepts from...
1. The Coca-Cola ad featuring Aamir Khan..are they implying that people will start burping like mad with just one sip of their product?
dude they just wanted to tell that everyone likes coke no matter how different they are....ok concept yaar....though not as good as some of the coke ads that aamir has done previously....