i'll put that:
1. hum aapke hai kaun
2. hum saath saath hain
3. i forgot the name of the movie bt the one which had sharukh, salman n madhuri. sharukh n madhuri r married n salman is a gud fren of madhuri. sorry guys, cant get the name.
these r the 3 movies in which i came out of the hall during the interval.
Someone said that Swades was a bad movie.....wud love to know the reason for saying that......because i think it was a well made movie.Think the same abt Devdas.
The three movies i would never see again are
1.Rudraksh.....man!!! dont understand how the director cannot understand after shooting 20 mins of the movie that he is making a crap!!!!! There were dialogues like " isko mere dimaag a password kaise mila".....
2 Pyasa....what was that!!!! and what was i doing in the hall watching it!!....guess when u get really unlucky you land up in such places!!! Altough i was pleased to know that there were few others with similar luck
3.Total Recall............( no comments)
bye
😁
quote="NewView"]Went to KISNA (first day first show) today....
The movie is a mix of Lagaan(the 'Indian hero + Indian heroine + English heroine' thing), Gadar(the 'ladki ko safely pahunca ke aao' thing) and Titanic (the old lady thing).
And it surely doesn't stand up to the hype... :(
Subhash Ghai has made sure that the movie has a lot of masala - a few semi naked scenes, good dance sequences and strange poses by the new actress and very good music but he forgot that the movie has to have a good story for it to be appreciated. The story never makes any sense during the entire movie and the bland dialogues just make it that much more unbearable. 
I think it is surely one of the biggest disappointments among recent movies and I wud like to add this one too to the other three I had mentioned earlier.
KISSSSSSSS??--NAAAAAAAAAHHH 
My frnds went to see kkisna yesterday and since i hav become little bit of sadist(after watching ROK SAKO TO ROK LO) i decided to inflict this one on me--rem KISNA had some reviews in newspapers in sites abt its big budget nsubash ghai--the gr8 showman --blah blah blah.....
Personally i think showman is no show now --yaadein n now KISNA--ugh yuck uaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(just trying to simulate vommiting 
)
I think i am not made out to bea sadist-- i left the hall after 41 min n 28 sec --and no i was not alone--we were a bunch of 5 bravehearts!!!!
Where is my bottle of avomin???
Puneet
PS-appy ji we shud stick to novs --i guess!!!
Puneet
RAINCOAT never never
Hello everyone,
I dont know why the directors go for sequels.They quell our brains
sequelly.Lock stock and barrel all :x
!) speed 2(The ship bore heavily on our brains)*
2)MI2(Infected with chimera .The movie as incongruous as the virulent organism itself)*
3)Style 2(what more-ons in motley motels)*
wonder what the bard would say"2b or not 2b thats the question"
* All puns intended
for these directors " To err is INhuman and to forget divine"
A last caution for these Anarchists"A double whammy was chinese torture but dont give them a third degee"
A word for viewers"Narcoleptic fits expected" 
Guys how about KHUSHI??
very very pathetic movieeee
hey kothahimchali ,
That makes Arindam chaudhari and subhash ghai Sadists and you masochist. 
some more movies u shud never see....
gayab....tushar shud be banned....aaarrrrrrrgggh
yaadien....yeah ...the showman is running out of shows
hum saath saath hain
mohabattien.........if i wud have been the editor the movie wud have had only the scenes of sharukh n amitabh.....rest all trash including that bhootni aishwarya!...all for 4 hrs........phew!
kyon ho gaya na!......
.............will come with sum mores trashes.......
bye
My List:
1. Gadar..Sunny Deol fighting an entire country all alone...jumping over trains...wat was that??? Simply hated the title song..I'm all for patriotism but ppppulllleeaasee ppl!! :crazyeye: :crazyeye: :crazyeye:
2..Tera Ghar Mera Ghar...Directed by the same dude who made Hera Pheri...expected that flick to be as awesome as hera pheri but was I in for a rude shock...Mahima and Sunil Shetty both were unbearable...
3.Swades...Couldnt stand SRK in the red chuddies doing kushti in the last scene...ughhhh 
The lucky souls who havent seen these flicks...Never ever make the mistake of watching them..
my see-me-not list....(updated to give a chance to few others)
1. abhay ( kamal hassan at his hamming best...total crap)
2.english babu desi mem (just saw it today on tv....srk deserves a golden raspberry for it and urs truly a years subscription of asprin )
3. raincoat (rain rain go away...come again another day...what was this movie all abt.. )
cheers
abra
pls add KISNA to this illustrious list.....what was mr.ghai thinking...that gal isha or whatever her name is...whenever she comes on the screen all she does is make weird poses...and mr.vivek rai(or is it oberoi
) he needs another call from salman to get him going...phuleeeze stay away.....
cheers
abra
1.any nagin type films esp "jaani dushman"-it is the ultimate weapon to kill your enemy.......just get him a vcd/dvd of the movie
2. any arbaaaz khan / john abraham/tusshar kapur/dino morea films
3.sunny deols " maa tujhe salam","the hero",ajay devguns "hindustan ki kasam" ,."major saaab" and the latest addition being.....Elaaan(phew...baba sikandar...mithunda at his hamming best!!!!!)
Swades...Couldnt stand SRK in the red chuddies doing kushti in the last scene...ughhhh #Fist
The lucky souls who havent seen these flicks...Never ever make the mistake of watching them..
thats too much of a sweeping statement 😁 😁
Swades...Couldnt stand SRK in the red chuddies doing kushti in the last scene...ughhhh
The lucky souls who havent seen these flicks...Never ever make the mistake of watching them..
Come on u cant make swades this bad
Its really an awesome movie with very well made story line :!: :!: :!:
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Swades...Couldnt stand SRK in the red chuddies doing kushti in the last scene...ughhhh
The lucky souls who havent seen these flicks...Never ever make the mistake of watching them..
Come on u cant make swades this bad
Its really an awesome movie with very well made story line :!: :!: :!:
I agree with u Neo.....Kindly give fair reviews of movies.Do not mislead the ppl.
Swades...Couldnt stand SRK in the red chuddies doing kushti in the last scene...ughhhh
The lucky souls who havent seen these flicks...Never ever make the mistake of watching them..
Come on u cant make swades this bad
Its really an awesome movie with very well made story line :!: :!: :!:
I agree with u Neo.....Kindly give fair reviews of movies.Do not mislead the ppl.
I said flickS not flick...implies that all the three not jus Swades...
Guys, that was jus my perception of the movie....not givin a review ....and definately no intention of misleading people..
And u cud def add Kisna to this list as well...too long...jus too long...
Swades...Couldnt stand SRK in the red chuddies doing kushti in the last scene...ughhhh
The lucky souls who havent seen these flicks...Never ever make the mistake of watching them..
Come on u cant make swades this bad
Its really an awesome movie with very well made story line :!: :!: :!:
I agree with u Neo.....Kindly give fair reviews of movies.Do not mislead the ppl.
Any way no one is going to get mislead by any of our reviews
People tend to rely only media...
3 movies i would never watch again...
1.. hulchul...(wat happ to priyadarshan after hungama and hera pheri)
2. hum kisise kum nahin..(the one with amitabh and sanjay dutt),,,wonder if anybody saw it or was i the only unlucky one..)
3. raincoat
in enlish...i would never watch crouching tiger hidden dragon...i just hated those jumps...but the next day i saw"dude" where's my car"...that one was real cool...
goes w/o saying....VAASTU SHASTRA.......boy o boy...the movie defied every logic
Saurabh
Ha ha...poor dude...never go to a bollywood horror flick expecting logic....I made the same mistake with BHOOT.....the whole thing was going on fine with me thinking that Urmila's was a case of Multiple Personality Disorder.....but the climax threw all those thoughts into the dustbin 😃
Saw The Incredibles only recently......worth a watch.....although u dont necessarily have to go to a theatre to watch it....DVD shud do 😃
and guys, thanx for the Kisna reviews......i actually was considering watching it but looks like Page3 is a much better choice..
-Barricuda
goes w/o saying....VAASTU SHASTRA.......boy o boy...the movie defied every logic
Saurabh
Ha ha...poor dude...never go to a bollywood horror flick expecting logic....I made the same mistake with BHOOT.....the whole thing was going on fine with me thinking that Urmila's was a case of Multiple Personality Disorder.....but the climax threw all those thoughts into the dustbin 😃
Saw The Incredibles only recently......worth a watch.....although u dont necessarily have to go to a theatre to watch it....DVD shud do 😃
and guys, thanx for the Kisna reviews......i actually was considering watching it but looks like Page3 is a much better choice..
-Barricuda
hi last weekend i seen "natinal Trasure" it worth watching.
it is nor to heavy nor to light in terms of action seen. :!:
Is page3 worth watching.....
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😁 well.. i still went ahead and watched KISNA and all i can say is mr ghai whats happened to your film making after pardes? the first half of the movie was pretty ok and the songs were good too(esp the title track). but what happened to the movie in the second half? it was hilarious.. as soon as vivek bashes up the bad guys few more appear from somewhere, and when he finishes those few more come .. pata nahi kaise? 😁 and one more thing he is a village boy na then how come he speaks english with an urban accent in between the movie? and sushmita sen as nagima begum(i think that was her name) !!!!! he bhagwan
and sushmita sen as nagima begum(i think that was her name) !!!!! he bhagwan