After all the delay, we have the final list of top 10 finalists of the contest with us. There was an increase in number of entries for sure compared to last year but this increase was also reflected in the number of entries which did not get…
After all the delay, we have the final list of top 10 finalists of the contest with us.
There was an increase in number of entries for sure compared to last year but this increase was also reflected in the number of entries which did not get even a single vote from judges. 
Few judges were not available due to their busy schedules but others did pour in their decisions.
The only entry that had all the judges voting for it was that of Hirakms
Second highest number of votes were pulled off by sakshi_kukreja, h T c and Akhil Tiwari
Third position in number of votes was bagged by ripun2714 , Achilles heel*
Dark Miasma, azuri, StadiumArcadium and palliative1989 also received appreciation from the judges and just made through the list of top 10. All the judges would love to see more from you all in final round.
Here is the quick recap of nomination posts of all finalists 
1. hirakms ( Pig : http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest.html#post3458830 )
2. sakshi_kukreja ( Pirl in Pagal-land http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-3.html#post3459788 )
3. h T c ( PaGaL Manager http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-4.html#post3460751 )
4. Akhil Tiwari ( Undercover Avatar : http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-9.html#post3467206 )
5. ripun2714 ( The common PUY : http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-3.html#post3459831 )
6. Achilles heel ( http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-11.html#post3469062 )
7. Dark Miasma ( BABA PENCHO : http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-10.html#post3468136 )
8. azuri ( BiGmouth : http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-4.html#post3461083 )
9. StadiumArcadium (CATtle : http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-2.html#post3459258 )
10. palliative1989 ( http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-4.html#post3460448 )
What next .... in this contest
Now, all the finalists need to bag the votes from all the puys out here. It is all about getting the maximum number of votes now. You can approach each and every puy you find around. A poll is opened along with this post and you can ask/convince/bribe/ beg people to vote for you. The highest vote getter wins.
You can campaign on this thread, use any media to campaign your avatars to bag the maximum number of votes but please don't spam the inboxes so that we start getting the reports 
You can attack the avatars of others to win their vote banks with the use of sarcasm, humor, wit power etc. You can also involve judges, high networked puys and anyone on the forum to campaign for you if it can be of help to you in winning the competition.
So, start off with the campaigning and efforts to get votes. In case you still have doubts , you can refer to thread of previous years here:
2011: http://www.pagalguy.com/discussions/2011-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-vote-for-your-favorite-avatar-25066507/2738474
2010: http://www.pagalguy.com/discussions/2010-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-vote-for-your-favorite-avatar-25053332
Voting ends on 18th May, 2012 at 2.20 PM and the person with highest number of votes shall be declared the winner.
We thank all those who nominated themselves in the contest and appreciate their efforts. You can still be the part of competition by campaigning for any of the finalists and showing your skills during the same and end up getting the special mention in their thanks giving speech at the end of the contest 
Let the battle begin 
Congratulations to all the 10..
All 10 avatar seems to be very good.. All the best to everyone... !!
Congrats to all.....
Chalo main marketing campaign main part leta hun..... Mujhe kuch milega kya 😁
..Puys of the World..
..Bhaiyon aur unki beheno..
..Apne andar ke aam aadmi ko jagao aur vote karo AAM PUY ko..
..Apne AAP ko..
THE COMMON PUY
Your vote will be for -
..Sachai ko Karo himmat se face is the..
..A convert is not the end of the rat race is the..
..Lekin hum toh uda denge saari tension dhue mei is the..
.. Khush hai hum saste se Old Monk ke addhe mei is the..
P.S: ATB to my fellow finalists. I don't believe in nonsensical trash talk to belittle each others efforts. May the best Avatar win.
Cheers:cheers:
..Bhaiyon aur unki beheno..
..Apne andar ke aam aadmi ko jagao aur vote karo AAM PUY ko..
..Apne AAP ko..
THE COMMON PUYYour vote will be for -
- All those who have faced a lot of rejections, fought a lot of battles with themselves before getting that one final big convert.
- All those who got 99 percentile but still didn't get IIM calls because they didn't fit some criteria.
- All the "MALE Engineer" MBA Aspirants who were "CRITERIA-ed" out of many of the IIMs.
- All those who had the guts to state "Good Money" as one of the reasons to "Why MBA?" in their PIs.
- All those who have atleast faced one such GD where they could'nt utter a word (not because they didnt know what to say) but becasue people were too busy butchering each other with their loud voiced redundant opinions.
- All those who think getting an MBA isn't the end of this rat race.
- All those who Believe they will work for a while and then start something of their own ( might never happen
) with what they will earn.
- All those waiting for 'THE' idea that might get the entrepreneur in them out and jumping.
- All those who can BAKAR 24X7.
- All those who have mastered the very prestigious art of 11th hour study.
- All the puys who have used or are very eager and will very soon use this emoticon - .
- All those who have used this pretty often - :banghead:.
- All those who
on every convert and on every reject too.
..Sachai ko Karo himmat se face is the..
..A convert is not the end of the rat race is the..
..Lekin hum toh uda denge saari tension dhue mei is the..
.. Khush hai hum saste se Old Monk ke addhe mei is the..
P.S: ATB to my fellow finalists. I don't believe in nonsensical trash talk to belittle each others efforts. May the best Avatar win.
Cheers:cheers:
Hello Puys Vote for the fastest animal on Earth.. as you can see, my avatar has CATtles in it. Now if you're wondering how they are they the fastest animals , well, scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
Ok, a question for you puys, use your wits and answer this
Why don't farm cows have any money?
PS- Agar aap hume vote karenge aur hum jeet gaye, toh har vote karne walle puy ko lifetime ke liye 'Thanks' diya jaaega 😛 ___/\___ and ofcourse , free milk for an year from the CATles. :P
PPS -Pigs are evil.. this proves it : http://bible.org/seriespage/demons-and-pigs-matthew-828-34
Vote for the pig to prove your love for the devil and be possessed forever 😲 :P
Vote for your friendly neighborhood cow to get all the benefits mentioned in the PS.
My nomination posts :
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-2.html#post3459258
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-8.html#post3466679
Vote for the fastest animal on Earth.. as you can see, my avatar has CATtles in it. Now if you're wondering how they are they the fastest animals , well, scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. Ok, a question for you puys, use your wits and answer this
Why don't farm cows have any money?
PS- Agar aap hume vote karenge aur hum jeet gaye, toh har vote karne walle puy ko lifetime ke liye 'Thanks' diya jaaega 😛 ___/\___ and ofcourse , free milk for an year from the CATles. :P
PPS -Pigs are evil.. this proves it : http://bible.org/seriespage/demons-and-pigs-matthew-828-34
Vote for the pig to prove your love for the devil and be possessed forever 😲 :P
Vote for your friendly neighborhood cow to get all the benefits mentioned in the PS.
My nomination posts :
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-2.html#post3459258
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-8.html#post3466679
Why don't farm cows have any money?
Because a farm cow is a "dung-ass"
Campaigning Coming up pretty soon...
Edit
ok Guys you have a look at my avatar and my campaigning and vote me as your Coolest Avatar !!!!
In case you have not you can start doing your charity with me... 😁
Vote for BiGmouth and help him win the contest !!!!!!
My nomination here
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-4.html#post3461083
My campaigning here
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81691-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-3.html#post3475442
and here
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81691-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-4.html#post3476600
Even Gabbar Singh has started campaigning for BiGmouth here
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81691-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-13.html#post3481657
Thanks for your votes puys... Every vote counts !!!!
spectramind07 SaysBecause a farm cow is a "dung-ass" :banghead:
LMAO.. spectra bhai.. think think.. it's something to do with all of us. :biggrin:
Till then, another crazy question for you all : :P
What do you call a tired cow?
Scene from OSO: Akshays scene.
"Yeh cheating he. Yeh fraud hai. Yeh mera award he.."
:D Disappointed yet I knew what appears good to one might not appear good to others. Maybe it was just not what was expected and I was unaware as I am new here, maybe next time. Congrats to all the winners. Let the best avatar win 😃 All the best for next stage.
After reading the post by Varun bhai, I gave a standing ovation to the SUPER-COOL Mr. PIG.
A stupendous performance by MR. PIG to get votes from all the judges. :clap::clap:
Thank you judges for rating my avatar the coolest. I knew my nomination was cool, but to be honest, I never expected that it was THAT COOL.
I have one more request to our honoured judges. As you voted my avatar to be cool across the board, please make it officially the coolest by voting for my avatar across the board too.
If my avatar wins this, all judges will get a thumping party from me and my avatar.
Now, for the second part of this gruelling campaign:
Puys all around the world,
the coolest avatar ever in the past, present and future of PG world is MR. PIG. It has the stamp of coolness from all the judges and now it awaits the stamp from all the puys from any corner of the world. Vote for the uber cool Mr. PIG and go full throttle on the path of complete bliss as you will get lots and lots of freebies regularly from Mr. PIG.
To know more about Mr. PIG read the story so far:
MY NOMINATION POST:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest.html#post3458830
MY CAMPAIGN PART-1:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-5.html#post3463627
MY CAMPAIGN PART-2:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-7.html#post3464782
MY CAMPAIGN PART-3:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-9.html#post3467560
Say no to the same old cats, babies, gyaan babas and farting cows . Say no to avatars which have to list out reasons for voting. Say yes to the future. Say yes to the coolest - MR. PIG
Statutory Warning: Voting for some pirl may be injurios to health. The curios pirl may lead you to stick your neck at unsafe places in pagaland like the big mouth who may just bite your neck off. I dont want you to lose your neck in pagaland.
VOTE FOR MR. PIG - THE COOLEST. Vote for Mr. PIG to show the world that democracy always selects the best candidate. (Not counting that one moment when some gowda became PM :sneaky:). Put the faith of the people permanently in democracy
PS: An interview with the judges' favourite - Mr. PIG by 'Rat tak' will be reported about soon. Keep checking the thread puys
A stupendous performance by MR. PIG to get votes from all the judges. :clap::clap:
Thank you judges for rating my avatar the coolest. I knew my nomination was cool, but to be honest, I never expected that it was THAT COOL.
I have one more request to our honoured judges. As you voted my avatar to be cool across the board, please make it officially the coolest by voting for my avatar across the board too.
If my avatar wins this, all judges will get a thumping party from me and my avatar.
Now, for the second part of this gruelling campaign:
Puys all around the world,
the coolest avatar ever in the past, present and future of PG world is MR. PIG. It has the stamp of coolness from all the judges and now it awaits the stamp from all the puys from any corner of the world. Vote for the uber cool Mr. PIG and go full throttle on the path of complete bliss as you will get lots and lots of freebies regularly from Mr. PIG.
To know more about Mr. PIG read the story so far:
MY NOMINATION POST:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest.html#post3458830
MY CAMPAIGN PART-1:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-5.html#post3463627
MY CAMPAIGN PART-2:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-7.html#post3464782
MY CAMPAIGN PART-3:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-9.html#post3467560
Say no to the same old cats, babies, gyaan babas and farting cows . Say no to avatars which have to list out reasons for voting. Say yes to the future. Say yes to the coolest - MR. PIG
Statutory Warning: Voting for some pirl may be injurios to health. The curios pirl may lead you to stick your neck at unsafe places in pagaland like the big mouth who may just bite your neck off. I dont want you to lose your neck in pagaland.
VOTE FOR MR. PIG - THE COOLEST. Vote for Mr. PIG to show the world that democracy always selects the best candidate. (Not counting that one moment when some gowda became PM :sneaky:). Put the faith of the people permanently in democracy
PS: An interview with the judges' favourite - Mr. PIG by 'Rat tak' will be reported about soon. Keep checking the thread puys
Congrats to all.....
Chalo main marketing campaign main part leta hun..... Mujhe kuch milega kya :D
Well if you market for me, you will definately get a gift from me :cheers:
And thanks to all your posts in the future
Mere pyaare PAGAL Shishyon!
Aap hamein vote karein, kyunki humare paas aapke har duvidhaa ka ilaaj hai.
In fact, har duvidhaon ka sirf ek hi toh ilaaj hai - BAKAR!!!!
Kripiya hamaari crash course join karein. Isse aap CAT toh clear nahi kar payenge, magar BAKARBAAZ jaroor ban jayenge.
Hamaare shishyon ki LIST kaafi lambi chaudi hai.
Uma Bharti ho ya Digvijay Singh, Raajneeti ka Kaanoon hai humaraa BAKAR!
Srisanth ho ya Mandira Bedi, Cricket ka HOTNESS Quotient hai hamaara BAKAR!
AURRRRR
BILLA HO YAA ROBOT, Rajinikanth ka matlab hai FULTOO BAKAR!!!!
Ye ek chitra aapke liye. Dekhiye, hassiye aur Vote mujhe hi kijiye!!!
Kyunki hamaari koi aur Shaakha nahi hai!
Jai Mata Di,
BABA PENCHO!
Aap hamein vote karein, kyunki humare paas aapke har duvidhaa ka ilaaj hai.
In fact, har duvidhaon ka sirf ek hi toh ilaaj hai - BAKAR!!!!
Kripiya hamaari crash course join karein. Isse aap CAT toh clear nahi kar payenge, magar BAKARBAAZ jaroor ban jayenge.
Hamaare shishyon ki LIST kaafi lambi chaudi hai.
Uma Bharti ho ya Digvijay Singh, Raajneeti ka Kaanoon hai humaraa BAKAR!
Srisanth ho ya Mandira Bedi, Cricket ka HOTNESS Quotient hai hamaara BAKAR!
AURRRRR
BILLA HO YAA ROBOT, Rajinikanth ka matlab hai FULTOO BAKAR!!!!
Ye ek chitra aapke liye. Dekhiye, hassiye aur Vote mujhe hi kijiye!!!
Kyunki hamaari koi aur Shaakha nahi hai!
Jai Mata Di,
BABA PENCHO!
Now only the real contest starts....
Congrats to all 10 members
Congrats to all the 10 qualifiers :cheers:
Apart from the campaigning a consolidated list of avatars in 1st post might help the users to vote properly..
Well if you market for me, you will definately get a gift from me :cheers:
And thanks to all your posts in the future :biggrin:
Dekho bhai main tumko market toh kar dunga.... but fir mujhe bakar bakar karna padega and ultimately kahin Kisi aur ki marketing na ho jaeee
So bakar karne ke pehle and bakar karne ke baad ... sochna bahut zaruri hain.... bcoz bakar toh baba pencho ki bhi kala hain.... :biggrin::biggrin:
The Pagal in my avatar is in need of votes. The more you vote The harder it bells the CAT
Vote karo, Ghanti Bajao
For the entire story of Evolution of CAT and PagaL check
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-11.html#post3469062
Vicky Donor nahi toh Votes donors sahi 😉 :D
Theme: What MBA entrance exams talk about?
Kapil Sibal: Good morning, chappies. Sonia ji...errr I mean I have decided to call for this meeting with you all in order to find out Whos the Mother of All Exams. What I . . . .
CAT: Of course me, you motherfcuker.
XAT: Oh yeah? Remember the year 2009 when you went online and crashed like a plane?
SNAP: LOL! Good one, XAT my boy.
CAT: Shit happens, dude. But a fact is a fact.
IIFT: CAT 2003 leak is a fact too!
SNAP: ROFLMAO! Good one, IIFT my boy.
XAT: SNAP, u have an opinion or u just believe in Good one-ing and LOLing?
SNAP: We dont have anything, man. Thats why we copy-pas......errrrrr.......so CAT 2003 was leaked, right?
CAT: And SNAP 2011 a hit. Really?
IIFT: Why u guys pulling each other down? Talk sense, will ya?
MH-CET: Hmm... Anyone heard of CMAT?
XAT: Who hasnt? Hes gonna replace u next year onwards.
MH-CET: You too, dude!
SNAP: And what about me?
CAT: After SNAP11 debacle, youll be snubbed by students anyway.
SNAP: Ohhh Mayyynn, thats not done. Well protest against AICTE.
MH-CET: I think SNAPPY is right. We gotta do something.
CAT: The only way out is to join hands with Indias biggest and bestest exam. Brouhaha!!
ATMA: But thats me, right?
XAT (innocently): @ATMA-Introduce yourself.
ATMA: duh!
SNAP: Lets do something.
XAT: But what on earth?
CAT: :lookround:
IIFT:
XAT: :lookround:
SNAP: OK OK! Lets get in touch with that Dashing Undercover Avatar. I have heard he cracked the stalkers and spammers approach on PG. He might help us.
CAT: Whats PG? I have heard of only FB.
IIFT: No wonder you dont have a GK section in exam.
MH-CET: Stop it, boys.
XAT: Wokay, then. Lets get him: The Dashing Undercover Avatar.
The Dashing Undercover Avatar is smoking pot when he hears gate knocked.
TDUA: Who there?
CAT: Meowww!
TDUA: Shucks! Come in you.
In comes the entire gang.
TDUA: What up, guys? Everything Kool?
SNAP: No, your Highness. AICTE is screwing us big tym by holding up only one entrance exam from next year.
TDUA: But then what will become of exams like ATMA? He is already putting up in utter loss and ignorance.
ATMA: Im standing right here, my Lord.
TDUA: Who cares? So where were we?
XAT: Do something, your Highness. We dont wanna get barred from next year on.
The Dashing Undercover Avatar takes a pot, and puffs it into XATs face.
TDUA: The only way out, as I see, is follow the PIMP approach.
XAT: PIMP approach? Please explain, your Highness.
TDUA: Hmm.. First get that stupid AICTE tag off your belt. Tie up with PIMP. All you exams, affiliate your respective colleges with PIMP and get your colleges PIMP approved. Ill talk to my boys to bring the PIMP Act, 2012 into force.
Then, just like SRK endorses PIMP, you all also get an actor or a cricketer to endorse your exam. Promise students a free bike or an apple phone whoever clears the sectional cut-off and the OA. Promise them a lunch or dinner with their favourites. Like you, CAT, get Ace Khan with you. And you, XAT, try Dhoni. Similarly, all you kids look out for your ambassadors, promote him and your respective exams, and the junta will be all yours without caring a heck if you are AICTE approved or not. Getting it, dumbos?
CAT: Yeah, I am. But why would PIMP take us under him?
TDUA: Because youre gonna sponsor everything PIMP does: From holding their entrance exam to the promotion of Arindhams shitty management books. Everything that is related to PIMP, all you kids have to dutch. Even that Chaudharys hair style. Get it cut, for Christ sake. In short, you dont have to let PIMP or its member, faculties, staff spend a penny, and the PIMP will act as the Generous Godfather for all you people, and then you all can go on with the exams you hold every year without interrupt.
Oh yeah, dont forget to organize Exchange programs where your ambassadors would go to other exam affiliated colleges to promote their films and other events. Like CATs Aamir would go to XATs colleges to promote this new serial of his. Fine, folks? Alryt, I gotta dash off now.
SNAP: But will AICTE let us do it?
TDUA: If PIMP can win the case against UGC, why cant you win against AICTE? And then all you gotta tell aspirants is:
"Think beyond the AICTE!"
XAT: AWESOME. WHOLESOME.
SNAP: Alryt, one last doubt.
TDUA: Shoot!
SNAP: We were discussing who is the Mother of All exams in India. Who do you think it is?
TDUA: For that, first sign-up for PagalGuy and vote for the avatar YOU think is the coolest.
CAT: Wont you urge us to vote for YOU?
TDUA: Losers do that, not the guy who puts on black glasses, wears a hat and smokes cigar. Toodle-ho!
//// CAT, SNAP, XAT, IIFT, MH-CET, ATMA stood amazed and were in awe of The Dashing Undercover Avatar as he leaves the room, sits on his lappy and secretively votes for himself. ////
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NO! He wont. For there is a rule in the books of Champions.
"Winning isn't everything, but the will to win is everything. And even if you lose, don't lose the respect"
Ill play by the rules, would urge none to vote for me, and will continue to post in this thread as long as I enjoy doing it without caring a heck of where I'm standing in the tally.
Sochna hai kya, Jo hona hai hoga,
Chal pade hai fikr yaaron, Dhuein mein udaake.
PS: Has everybody given up or what? :sneaky:
PPS: It's really not to increase my vote count. Wrote it some days back. Thought of sharing. :grin:
PPPS: There is no PPPS in English language.
AT
Kapil Sibal: Good morning, chappies. Sonia ji...errr I mean I have decided to call for this meeting with you all in order to find out Whos the Mother of All Exams. What I . . . .
CAT: Of course me, you motherfcuker.
XAT: Oh yeah? Remember the year 2009 when you went online and crashed like a plane?
SNAP: LOL! Good one, XAT my boy.
CAT: Shit happens, dude. But a fact is a fact.
IIFT: CAT 2003 leak is a fact too!
SNAP: ROFLMAO! Good one, IIFT my boy.
XAT: SNAP, u have an opinion or u just believe in Good one-ing and LOLing?
SNAP: We dont have anything, man. Thats why we copy-pas......errrrrr.......so CAT 2003 was leaked, right?
CAT: And SNAP 2011 a hit. Really?
IIFT: Why u guys pulling each other down? Talk sense, will ya?
MH-CET: Hmm... Anyone heard of CMAT?
XAT: Who hasnt? Hes gonna replace u next year onwards.
MH-CET: You too, dude!
SNAP: And what about me?
CAT: After SNAP11 debacle, youll be snubbed by students anyway.
SNAP: Ohhh Mayyynn, thats not done. Well protest against AICTE.
MH-CET: I think SNAPPY is right. We gotta do something.
CAT: The only way out is to join hands with Indias biggest and bestest exam. Brouhaha!!
ATMA: But thats me, right?
XAT (innocently): @ATMA-Introduce yourself.
ATMA: duh!
SNAP: Lets do something.
XAT: But what on earth?
CAT: :lookround:
IIFT:
XAT: :lookround:
SNAP: OK OK! Lets get in touch with that Dashing Undercover Avatar. I have heard he cracked the stalkers and spammers approach on PG. He might help us.
CAT: Whats PG? I have heard of only FB.
IIFT: No wonder you dont have a GK section in exam.
MH-CET: Stop it, boys.
XAT: Wokay, then. Lets get him: The Dashing Undercover Avatar.
The Dashing Undercover Avatar is smoking pot when he hears gate knocked.
TDUA: Who there?
CAT: Meowww!
TDUA: Shucks! Come in you.
In comes the entire gang.
TDUA: What up, guys? Everything Kool?
SNAP: No, your Highness. AICTE is screwing us big tym by holding up only one entrance exam from next year.
TDUA: But then what will become of exams like ATMA? He is already putting up in utter loss and ignorance.
ATMA: Im standing right here, my Lord.
TDUA: Who cares? So where were we?
XAT: Do something, your Highness. We dont wanna get barred from next year on.
The Dashing Undercover Avatar takes a pot, and puffs it into XATs face.
TDUA: The only way out, as I see, is follow the PIMP approach.
XAT: PIMP approach? Please explain, your Highness.
TDUA: Hmm.. First get that stupid AICTE tag off your belt. Tie up with PIMP. All you exams, affiliate your respective colleges with PIMP and get your colleges PIMP approved. Ill talk to my boys to bring the PIMP Act, 2012 into force.
Then, just like SRK endorses PIMP, you all also get an actor or a cricketer to endorse your exam. Promise students a free bike or an apple phone whoever clears the sectional cut-off and the OA. Promise them a lunch or dinner with their favourites. Like you, CAT, get Ace Khan with you. And you, XAT, try Dhoni. Similarly, all you kids look out for your ambassadors, promote him and your respective exams, and the junta will be all yours without caring a heck if you are AICTE approved or not. Getting it, dumbos?
CAT: Yeah, I am. But why would PIMP take us under him?
TDUA: Because youre gonna sponsor everything PIMP does: From holding their entrance exam to the promotion of Arindhams shitty management books. Everything that is related to PIMP, all you kids have to dutch. Even that Chaudharys hair style. Get it cut, for Christ sake. In short, you dont have to let PIMP or its member, faculties, staff spend a penny, and the PIMP will act as the Generous Godfather for all you people, and then you all can go on with the exams you hold every year without interrupt.
Oh yeah, dont forget to organize Exchange programs where your ambassadors would go to other exam affiliated colleges to promote their films and other events. Like CATs Aamir would go to XATs colleges to promote this new serial of his. Fine, folks? Alryt, I gotta dash off now.
SNAP: But will AICTE let us do it?
TDUA: If PIMP can win the case against UGC, why cant you win against AICTE? And then all you gotta tell aspirants is:
"Think beyond the AICTE!"
XAT: AWESOME. WHOLESOME.
SNAP: Alryt, one last doubt.
TDUA: Shoot!
SNAP: We were discussing who is the Mother of All exams in India. Who do you think it is?
TDUA: For that, first sign-up for PagalGuy and vote for the avatar YOU think is the coolest.
CAT: Wont you urge us to vote for YOU?
TDUA: Losers do that, not the guy who puts on black glasses, wears a hat and smokes cigar. Toodle-ho!
//// CAT, SNAP, XAT, IIFT, MH-CET, ATMA stood amazed and were in awe of The Dashing Undercover Avatar as he leaves the room, sits on his lappy and secretively votes for himself. ////
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NO! He wont. For there is a rule in the books of Champions.
"Winning isn't everything, but the will to win is everything. And even if you lose, don't lose the respect"
Ill play by the rules, would urge none to vote for me, and will continue to post in this thread as long as I enjoy doing it without caring a heck of where I'm standing in the tally.
Sochna hai kya, Jo hona hai hoga,
Chal pade hai fikr yaaron, Dhuein mein udaake.
PS: Has everybody given up or what? :sneaky:
PPS: It's really not to increase my vote count. Wrote it some days back. Thought of sharing. :grin:
PPPS: There is no PPPS in English language.
AT
A big thank you and vote appeal
THE AVTAR *tadaaa*
Inspired by Alice in wonderland ..
In association with insanity
My avtar - Pirl in Pagal-Land ( PP )
The curious one
:cheers: Vote for Pirl in Pagal-Land :cheers:
Who am I ? Introduction post - http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-3.html#post3459788
Curious campaign post1 - http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-6.html#post3464348
THE AVTAR *tadaaa*
Inspired by Alice in wonderland ..
In association with insanity
My avtar - Pirl in Pagal-Land ( PP )
The curious one
:cheers:
Vote for Pirl in Pagal-Land :cheers:Who am I ? Introduction post - http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-3.html#post3459788
Curious campaign post1 - http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-6.html#post3464348
From the voting pattern, it looks like all you need to get votes in male-dominated PG is
1.) Be a girl
2.) Get a cutesy avatar.
3.) Get in some cute dialogues
Common puys get your act together, its an avatar competition. Vote for humour. Vote for mind-bursting awesome. Vote not for the cutest but for the coolest.
Pirls get extra marks in IIMs, pirls get reservation in parliament and now pirls get free votes in PG as well??? :nono:
Keep PG free from gender discrimination. Dont fall for the cutest. Keep your wits in check and vote for the coolest. Vote for Mr. PIG.
Anyone who still doesnt know Mr. PIG; here goes:
MY NOMINATION POST:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest.html#post3458830
MY CAMPAIGN PART-1:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-5.html#post3463627
MY CAMPAIGN PART-2:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-7.html#post3464782
MY CAMPAIGN PART-3:
http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/pagalguy-community-events-pg-meets/81345-2012-pagalguy-coolest-avatar-contest-9.html#post3467560
PS: Mr. PIG may not be the cutest but he is the handsomest and I urge all pirls and puys to vote for the handsomest. After all, coolness and handsomeness is much better than cuteness.
PPS: An interview with the uber-cool Mr. PIG on 'Rat tak' will be reported about tomorrow. Stay tuned.