SSC CGL 2019-20 Tier 1 Syllabus, Exam Pattern and Preparation Tips

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ssc status report update kyun nahi kar raha hai...aur kitne din...aur nahi saha ja raha hai ye suspense

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Kl status update aega SSC ki trf s result k regarding.

  • No
  • yes

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NOW 7th July ko bhi kuch nahi aaegi since aaj kisi ne nayi status update report di hai before 20 th July. Kisi ne to cutoff tak bata di aao ki 607.50 io 532.25.................sahi golibaz hai bhai

अब तो दोस्तों जल्दी से रिज़ल्ट आ जाए । वरना इतना स्ट्रेस तो हम लोगों को विलेन बना देगा । और फिर वो ही दौर शुरू हो जाएगा , चम्बल के जंगलो वाला ।

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Look i am posting it again... AAO- 607.5UDC BRO- 503LAST IP- 532.25
I don't fear any one... believe it or ignore. I Can't answer all your queries . I Have this much info only.Thanks.Jinko ye fake lag raha  they can ignore 

Kyu sab aage badd gye mjhse...kyu koi meri khabar nhi leta...kal jo khte the mjhse ke man lagake pad...aaj khte h sarkari to Teri lagegi nhi...tu kuch aur kyu nhi kar leta

People, since all of us are on the verge of breaking our sanity skulls , I have an anecdote to offer , Please allow me to present it here 😄 


So, there was a guy , who was stranded in a desert with no sign of life around,but only sand! Having wandered in search of water (of course he ran out of it!) for 2 days , he hit his lowest point realising that any moment could be his last one. Such was his condition, that he could not even think was moving any further even if he found water at a distance. Suddenly his frail eyes glinted on something unusual,

'Thats no Sand' he said to himself

Struggling with his focus to recognise that thing at a distance, he realised it was some cabin. He was startled to c this and after sometime convinced himself that it was not a dream he was witnessing.

Though it took his last breath to cover that distance, but he managed to enter the room to find that it was a 'Pump House'. A pump house with a pump (to extract out underground water) and a water bottle filled with bottle. 

Without wasting any second he leapt on that bottle only to find a piece of paper wih something written on it! " Please dont drink this water, instead use it to prime the pump which in turn could give you gallons" and that, " When you're done, please fill this bottle and keep it over this piece of paper again ".


Utterly confused he spent another few mintues in deciding why to throw away his life just on some piece of paper. But, since he already had come thus far, he decides to follow the instructions believing that it could help not only him but others who would be lost too! So, he pours it in pump.


NOTHING HAPPENED!!


Cursing himself he started crying over his poor decision and counting his last breaths, that suddenly something happened .... Yes! Pure, Sparkling, Elixir of life coming out of that pump with which he assuaged his thirst, bathed, played water sport (Kidding!). And then filled the bottle keeping it over that paper for the next lost soul!


This is what happens with those who have Faith (in anything) , be it in God, in Nature, in your own decision, or anything else, but has FAITH in SOMETHING that SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN!


This is what we need to do, have faith, and you will play water sport soon too! 😄 👍 

 Pa/SA vacancy under SSC chsl 2015-
Andhra Pradesh/ Telangana 239
Assam 97
Bihar 110+211
Chhattisgarh 26
Delhi 229+234
Gujarat 139
Haryana 173
Himachal Pradesh 52+89
Jammu&Kashmir 44
Jharkhand 50+162
Karnataka 150
Kerala 145
Madhya Pradesh 104+269
Maharashtra 353
North East 29
Odisha 104
Punjab 151
Rajasthan 145
Tamilnadu 312
Uttar Pradesh 451+631
Uttarakhand 66
West Bengal 386
eg. Bihar 110+211 means Postal Assistant-110 and Sorting Assistant-211


Source:RTI   


jis ko bhi home state chaheye vo pa/sa bhare. pa is better than sa

IBPS 5 mahine me recruitment puri kar dete withour any lafde par SSC takens year 6 months .and just going


Ya toh result aa jaye ya maut.

Khushi kab milegi?

  • Bacchon ke selection par
  • Biwi/pati ke marne par
  • Khud ke marne par
  • Khushi is a myth
  • Property,gaadi milne par
  • Dream job milne par
  • Khud ki shaadi par
  • Bacche paida hone par
  • Bacchon ki shaadi par

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कर्म करो फल की चिंता मत करो bhai Apni life Yeh group B aurora C ya fir kisi bhi  naukari se badi hai 

What do u think is the main reason behind indian youth joining isis...

  • ssc late result
  • indoctrination
  • feeling of insecurity
  • present dispensation
  • clash of civilization

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Result on 7th?

  • Abe kaam kar apna
  • Yes
  • No
  • Cgl 2017 ki tyari krr le faltu post mat daal

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Result kab aa Raha Hai ?

Result will come only when there is final vacancy pdf on ssc site.

Rofl....SSC is the culprit😂😂😂