SSC CGL 2019-20 Tier 1 Syllabus, Exam Pattern and Preparation Tips

Ye attendance toh sab moh maya hai.. Asli game to tab start hogi when some one wud comment here --> "site nahi khul rahi ssc ki".

Till then, we all r hvin consolation in attendance πŸ˜‚Β 


Sardar aur tota (parrot) on a plane.

Tota pushes the button.

Air hostess: yes sir?

Tota: yu hi maje le raha tha.

Air hostess goes back.

Tota does it again.

Air hostess : yes sir?

Tota: yu hi maje le raha tha.

Sardar sochta hai me bhi karunga.

Sardar pushes the button.

Air hostess: yes sir?

Sardar : yu hi maje le raha tha.


Air hostess complaints to the pilot.

Pilot: if they repeat it, throw them out.

Sardar does it again and tells air hostess: yu hi maje le raha tha.


Air hostess throws them out.

Tota starts flying and asks sardar: udna ata hai?

Sardar: no

Tota: to fir kyu maje le raha tha?

Moral:::::BHAgwaan ke liye Sardaar mat bano yaroo...aur wait kro bas jaise hum kar rhe :PPPP

BA ki tarha yaha bhi bandar to nahi na jo male se female bane ghumte hai ....BA s hutyaa platform nowadays really Β 

These 22 people are not letting me to sleep. I think they have night shift today. πŸ˜„ Do you still have hope of getting result today!!?Β 

Β 4 device active se 6 device active ? ye 2 new machines kyu start ki hai SSC walo ne ? Don't tell me upload karne ke liye 2 new computers ON kiye hai inhone

CGO complex mai 22 jihadi ghus gye hain... allahu akhbar!!!!

ye kya horiya hai ...bhaiya ye kya horiya hai....? kuch ni ...kuch nii... result process horiyaaa hai... neend jaa rhiii haiii chain kho riyaa haiii... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Hum logo se zyada result ki tension un bando ko ho rahi hai jinhone 1000 Rs ka chanda chadhawe me chadhya hai

Sabse jyada un candidate ki fat rhi hai jo boundary line pe score krke bhete hai......

SSC site not opening.. Maybe they are uploading results.

So jao bhaio.Ab subah mulaakat hogi.fir se wahi process shuru hoga.aur kal fir se thak haar k so jaenge.

Suddenly logon ka sense of humor jabardast ho gya hai.comments padh kr hans hans k pet dars ho gya.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Kejriwal - Β Ye 22 employees ka itni raam me kaam karna ek SCAM hai. Β Isme Modi jee ka haath hai πŸ˜‚Β 

bahut hua intzaar ...bistar hai taiyaar aur sone chala YAAR ....aaj bhi na aayi may be kal aaye bahaar .......GN yaar

general vale tension me hai aur sc/st vale ye soch rahe h konsi IP milegi 350 pe

9:00 pm ke baad se abhi tak kitni baar SSC ki website refresh kar chuke ho ?

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Achanak se group ka humor level palang tod form me aagaya haiπŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚Β 

ssc ke result ki responsibility kisi sc/st category valo ko di hogi quote se job to leli karni nahi aati hogi #reservation πŸ˜‚

Kal to bas list of qualified candidates hi aaenge...marks to 3rd march ko aana hai..480+ walo ko thoda aur wait karna hoga apne ranks check karne k liyeπŸ‘

if result not released tomorrow...i will be riding on footpaths

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