do you really want a re exam. please be sincere.
- yes with grievance
- yes without grievance
- no
- tier1 not cleared
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Anyone who would like to sell (or share) his/her paramount SSC Mains 2016 online mocks? Even the PDFs will do.Would be of great help people. I'm one of those unlucky chaps who has to give a re-exam. :(
Thank you :)
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what do you think about ssc delaying the result
- planning to conduct re exam for all
- may be looking into grievances
- planning to change the online test partner from sify to someone more efficient.
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yaar ye to had hai matlab SSC itni indifferent ho gayi hai
are kam se kam kya ho raha hai kab tak answer key ya dates of re-examination aayengi iska to koi notice update kar date
ya phir kam se kam itna hi bata de ki unhe yaad hai ki unhone ssc cgl 2016 tier 2 ka exam liya hai
yaar man hi nahi lag raha padne mein
For all the tensed souls here, lighten urself up 😄
DISCLAIMER : NOT AN ORIGINAL PIECE
An Engineer did not get a job until even two years after his graduation, so he decides to open a clinic & hangs a signboard outside the clinic:
"Any treatment for Rs.300. If not then WE GIVE YOU Rs.1000."
A CLEVER Doctor decides to fool the Engineer to get the compensatory Rs.1000.
CLEVER Doctor : (gleefully at the Engineer's impending failure)"I have lost the ability to taste."
Engineer asks the nurse to put a few drops of medicine from box #22.
CLEVER Doctor : (howling)"What the f**k it's URINE!!"
Engineer : "Congratulations! Your sense of taste is back now."
The CLEVER Doctor was spiteful as he lost Rs.300.
After 2 weeks he visits again. This time with a foolproof disease.
CLEVER Doctor : I've lost my memory.
Engineer: "Nurse, please put a few drops of medicine from box #22 on his tongue."
CLEVER Doctor : "Engineer! Not this time, that medicine is to cure sense of taste."
Engineer : "Congratulations! Your memory is back."
MORAL : (In a lighter vein) DON'T MESS WITH ENGINEERS!
Which ssc cgl post one should prefer to get posting in hime state with less tranfers? Especially after being married
Here's another 1;
Lalu Yadav has a heart attack, dies and then goes to hell. The devil is waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do with you." says the Devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. As you have to stay here definitely, I'm going to have to let someone else go."
"I have got 3 folks here who weren't as bad as you were. I will let 1 of them go and you will have to take their place. However, I will let you decide who leaves!"
Lalu agrees.
Devil opened the 1st room.
In it was Sonia Gandhi & a large pool of hot water. She kept diving in & climbing out, over & over again. Such was her fate in hell.
"No!'' said Laalu. ''I'm not a good swimmer!"
Devil led him to next room. In it was Mulayam Singh with a sledgehammer & the room was full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.
"No! I have got a problem with my shoulder. I will be in constant agony if I had to break rocks all day."
Devil opened the 3rd door. Lalu saw Sharad Pawar lying on a king size bed and Over him was Sunny Leone kissing him and doing what she is best at .
Laalu looked in disbelief for a while & says, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil smiled & said, "OK, Sunny, you are free to Go!!"
Hi frnds. I would like to start preparation for ssc cgl 2017. Pls guide me in choosing good material.
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Koi cgl ki prepratn job ke saath kr Ra h toh pls share ur strategy?
Tier1+tier2 cutoff for obc?
[poll type=regular results=always public=true chartType=bar]- 440-450
- 450-460
- 460-470
470
- <410
- 410-420
- 420-430
- 430-440
???
Koi yahan pg ke hai jiska aao ka bhi exam cancel huya ho??
CSS 407 vacancies
Given Tube's "guess" of two exam dates, what do you think is going to happen?
- Other (mention in comments)
- Re-exam for all over two days
- Re-exam for affected centres over two days
- Re-exam of Paper 1 and 2 on one day, and Paper 3 and 4 on the next day for affected centres
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Sab ka re-exam hone ke chances 0% hai. Kya gaurantee rahegi ke sabka re-exam liya jaye of 1.5 lakh me se ek bhi computer kharab na ho. SSC will take time, not for the students but for themselves for locating good centres where there was no problem. Then those candidates will be allocated that centre.
Fir bol rha hu bhai, koi gaurantee nhi ke is baar bhi agar sabka re-exam hua to server problem nahi aayegi. SSC ya Ashim Khurana ye risk lenge hi nahi........ Mere pyare bhaiyo-beheno, Ya to essay padh lo ya 2017 ke tyyari karlo, hutiyapa na thelo.............
Hey can anybody tell me how much India spends on Education sector in terms of GDP
SSC cgl 2016 reexam comments kro kya chal RHA hai..?? I don't like it..
Now people saying my words I like it.. There is no meaning of preparing for SSC CGL. you will prepare 1 or 2 year, and in exam : 1. your computer may HANG and you will frustrate. 2. you attempted 95 Questions and it will SUBMIT ONLY 70. 3. Number of seats getting half every year. 4. Some seats are allotted by BRIBES. Why these happens only with SSC... ....??? You have to fight if u want these things should not happen with YOU.