I called CRPD
He: hello?
Me: mahashaya mein Kaun banega carorepati se Amitabh bol rha hu, agli awaaz aap apne mitra ki sunenge! Apke paas sirf 30 sec ka samay hoga!
He: theek hai sir!
Me: BossDk result kab aa rha hai?
Option a) Kal
Option b) aj
Option c) diwali ke baad
Option D) amavasya ki raat ko
I think call support guys would have complained to higher authorities over incoming call traffic and authorities would have told them to just keep saying today or tomorrow
Memory based interview questions for CRPD exam.
1) why do we hire you?
Ans : Dekhiye mere pass full information nhi hai, hume jo btaya gya hai whi bta rhe hain.
2) what are your strengths?
Ans: either tomorrow or after Diwali.
3) when did you born?
Ans: Either today or by 10:pm
4)what is your father's name?
Ans: Mujhe nhi pta counter no. 5 se pta karo
Result: Hired
Systemically important bank(SIB) ka matlab ab samajh mein aa raha hai,jab aspirants ka organisation systemically hutiya katati hai tab use SIB designate karaar diya jaata hai.
Today I met with an accident.. Totally terrible...I really hate animals roaming here n there..seems like stray animals life is more valuable than my life..by the way what about the result???
Guys! Let's not get disappointed..
Maybe SBI doesn't want to ruin Diwali of all the people who won't qualify..
In case you don't get selected you can't even lie to your relatives and they will make you feel even shittier for failure, than you anyway would be feeling..
Yahan log apni jobs chod k.. Ghar chod k.. Kitni Diwali chatth eid holi Christmas chod k preparation krte h..unko Diwali se pehle result m ni hone ka kaisa dard.., #the sooner it ends..