"Aur beti, aajkal kya karti ho?"
"Unkil, abhi toh ladko ko friendzone karti hun, aur pout waali photo upload karti hun"
"Aur Poora din?"
"Poora din kya, baaki saara time to 'thank you' comment karne mein chala jaata hai"
Hawao me lipta hua main..
Guzar jaunga tumko chhoo ke..
Agar man ho to rok lenaa..
Theher jaunga in labo pe..
Main dikhu ya na dikhu..Tum mujko mehsoos karna..
Bas itnaa h tumse kehna x4
#Repost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp6lbdoprZ0
#joke
#NoOffense
#OnlyForBoys
Have you ever been tagged as "sexist"?
- Yes
- No (Really?)
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so keep
#FunKoschen
Have you ever lied about your age?
P.S. Girls can skip!
- No
- Yes
- Can’t say (WTF!)
0 voters
😓 😌
A guy asked a girl in a library:
Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl replied with a loud voice:
I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!
All the students in the library started staring at the guy, he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said:
I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?
The guy responded with a loud voice:
$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ears:
I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty.
definition of a "smart woman".......lets see how ur imagination plays the role here
Do you hate rain?
- Yes, totally!
- Can’t say (Marr jaao!)
- No…chhap chhapp…petrichor…
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Sawaalon ka safarnama
Shuru tumse, khatam tumpe safarnama.....
Tune Maari Entriyaan Re
Tang Tang Tang Tang..(4)
Love is friendship.. set on fire... 😛