Boy - Mummy aaj khane mein kya banaya hai?
Mummy - beta aloo gobhi aur gobar.
Beta - fir se aloo gobhi 😤 😤
Phool Apni Khusbuu se
Aur
Chirag Apni Roshni se Hamesha Anjaan Hote Hai.
-Rahul Dhote
Today i met mario
wahi game wala
i asked him
do u rember me
he replied
no
.
.
.
.
i said kamine
i've lost my whole childhood to save ur life & ur gf.
😂
📱 👀 😕 😁
Sala samaj nhi aata k.. Ladkiyan bhi forever alone ke post daal rhi hai aur ladke bhi forever alone k post daal rhe hai... Toh bc aapas me setting kyu nhi kar lete...
Carry HB Pencil,Eraser & Pen.
Carry one extra for your benchmate also (pray for someone beautiful).
Good luck for IIFT. 😊
At any point of time, Every girl is Engaged & Every boy is Single. 😉
8th fail central minister,
10th fail state minister,
Chapraski ki line me ..... Engineer, graduate, PhD...
12/- me bima.... 200/- dal.....
Fir sirf Tajmahal hi Q .... Saala pura desh ko hi AJOOBA ghosit kar do.
😃 😛
क्या गुजरेगी उस IPS/IAS अफसरों पर गालिब़ ,,,!!
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वो जब नौवीं फेल "तेजप्रताप" को सेल्युट मारेगा ,,!!!
#bihar_राजनीति
The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching ur goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach. Good morning ☺
Cause we are obsessed with brands 😀
When I wanted 2 see u all through d day,u just allowed me 2 have a Glimpse of urs
When I wanted 2 hold ur hand nd walk all through d way,u just allowed me 2 have a mere handshake,
When I wanted 2 hold u tight in my arms and give u a tight hug,u allowed me 2 be a reason for ur smiles
When I wanted to feel u around me and feel ur breathe,u made me feel sum1 close
Now tell me,am I at fault if I felt in luv wid u 😕
😊
👍👌
Crrupt politician after winningwinning: driver hme sochalya le chlo
Driver: sochalya nhi sir sachivalya
Politician: shi pkde ho haan wohin pr