"Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people."
Smile, even if it's fake. Laugh, even if you hurt. Don't let anyone get to you, you're beautiful regardless of what anyone says to you.
Touch her heart, not her body. Steal her attention, not her virginity. Make her laugh, don't waste her tears.
gm !!
Why is Sherlock so careful while Ganesh Chaturthi ?
Because it is Morya-Aarti
Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world.
Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.
- Rumi
People seldom find love when they're looking for it; it usually happens when they never see it coming.
Was going through my Quora answers, and stumbled upon this one.
"What can you learn from Indian TV soaps?"
- Indian TV soaps will run even after the earth suffers hundreds of apocalypses.
- 8 out of every 10 Indian TV soaps are titled after hit retro songs of 60s, 70s and 80s.
Example: Bade Achche Lagte Hain, Kuch To Log Kahenge, Kya Hua Tera Vaada etc. - No matter how serious accident the protagonist faces, he/she would definitely stay alive. The worst thing can happen is, the protagonist suffering from amnesia or short-term memory loss.
- There will always be at least one scene in every damn TV soap where the Mangal Sutra would be snatched from the neck of the female lead, and would be thrown on the floor with a drumbeat and the "dhoom-tana" music in the background.
- It is compulsory for a villain to sport a 'tikka' or 'tilak' on his forehead.
- If there was any competition for the slowest-walking-bride, Indian brides would definitely grab all the positions on the podium.
- Not one, not two, but there will always be three slaps.
- There is only one temple in this world.
- Any disaster or bad omen is characterized by a diya going off.
- It is customary to show the red-bulb going off after every damn operation.
- Wear glasses and become 20 years older.
- No matter what time it is, women are always dressed in sarees and heavy jewellery.
- Even if the characters in daily soaps get bankrupt, they still have all their jewellery and expensive home appliances.
- It is compulsory for the female lead to cry in every episode of the show.
- If the female lead has a younger sister, she'd be definitely married in the same family as her sister's, and then they'll end up in fighting.
- But, after sometimes, one of them will have a change of heart and she'll again start caring her sister.
Why can't frequency love anymore ?
.
.
Because it still hertz
Chatting experience:
With an american girl-
Me: Hello there..
she: Hey! How's life?
Me: Good... (and the chat continues...)
With an indian girl-
Me: Hello there..
she:
Me: how's life ?
she:
me: are you there?
she:
Me: okay nice talking to you.. bye
she: bye!
The life you have left is a gift. Cherish it. Enjoy it now, to the fullest. Do what you want most.
"Being defeated is often only a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent..." -Marilyn vos Savant
No farewell words were spoken, no time to say Good-bye, you were gone before we knew it, and only God knows why.
A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. -Colin Powell
As long as there exist exams, there will be the existence of God..
Love maybe blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
If FE= Iron, then does FEmale = Ironman ?
Hume aise vidyarthiyo se dar lagta hai jo prelim exam dene se pehle mains ka pattern discuss karte hain...
Me to a girl : Are you the square root of "-1" ?
girl: what? !
Me: You're too beautiful to be real..
( Final outcome - baat nai bani )
Moral: confine your mathematical interest to notebook only.)