If a girl is stupid enough to love you after you broke her heart, I guarantee you, she is the one.
Love your enemies. Do good to those who hate you. Speak well of those who curse you. -Luke 6:27-28
The worst thing about being lied to is simply knowing you weren't worth the truth.
Dont ask someone if theyre telling the truth. A liar will just keeping lying and an honest person will be offended.
Valar marghulis
"I don't count my sit-ups. I only start counting when it starts hurting. That's when it really counts."
- Ali
Judge: Gawah ko Witness box pesh kiya jaye.
Lawyer: Throws a history textbook on Witness Box.
Judge: What is this?
Lawyer: My lord, Itihaas 'Gawah' hai. 😂 😂
Me: I love you.
She: I need some space.
Me: I love you. ❤ 🌹 😂 😂
Girl: Can you talk in British accent?
Me: Yes, Why Not!
Girl: OK, then Say something
Me: Tum saala ghulam log hamari jooti ke neeche hi rahega 😂 😂
If you can crack a joke in an interview, you are really humorous ... 😉
Me- mummy bhag ke kapde utha lo bahar sa.
Mom- Q
Me- Barish hone waali hai.
Mom- Tujhe kaise pata nalayak
Me- aapna Tata Sky band ho gaya hai 😂 😂
In class 5th: ( thunder storm, lightning, result day!!!!)
mom: What's your percentage?
me: 80%
mom: what is Shraddha's percentage ?
me: 98%
mom: See.. be brilliant like that girl ! you stupid !
me: Saurabh got 50 % and failed in two subjects 👼 , consider me a blessing...
(It's always difficult to explain to parents, there is always a freak of nature in every class, Shraddha it was in my case)
Using your phone while it's charging can damage the battery - This is why the cords for chargers are so short.
We don't stop dreaming and exploring because we grow old. We grow old because we stop dreaming and exploring.
Set too many goals and keep adding more goals. Goals have a tendency to be realized all at once. -Mark Victor Hansen
Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet.
Engineering is a versatile field...A True Engineer can become anything a Teacher, a Banker, a Marketing guy, a Shopkeeper, a Politician, a Terrorist, a Cricketer even a Baba too.. :)
#happy engineers day
Dont 'read'. 'See' the definition of idiot 😛
Self-discipline means doing what you SHOULD do rather than what you WANT to do.
You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him. -Lou Holtz