Getting bored.....Kyaa Karun ab......Suggestions plz....aur plz koi yeh naa keh dena ki padayi kar lo for a change.....! ! ! ! ! !
when people start giving you advice from everywhere then simply listen to your heart...
recent real incident with a guy(nikhil) on fb(hez 23yrs)...in an fb created group in a grp chat inside the group...when 30 people were ol in the grp only 2 were chatting...pooja and nikhil...here's the conversation...(must read)...
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nikhil - hi pooja watz up???looking sweet...
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pooja - yeh nik u look kool too...
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nikhil - so hwz life goin???
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pooja - rocksolid as ever what abt u???
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nikhil - i m preety kool too...
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(after a pause of 30secs)...
nikhil - poo do u have a bf???
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pooja - no i m single...u???
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nikhil - yeh i m single too...need a gf yaar feeling pretty lonely...
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pooja - me too need a bf...
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nikhil - i m a DECENT guy(i dnt kn in what sense).. so lets meet up 1st...we can enjoy together watch movie go for dinner then long drive (yeh words of a decent guy lolz)...
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pooja - yeh ofcourse i m ready anytime...
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(after a pause of 1 min)nikhil - which college ur from "SWEETHEART"...
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pooja - i m not in coll...
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nikhil - then???
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pooja - i m in school and in 6th std...
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(after 5mins of complete silence)
pooja - nik sweetheart u thr??? when should we meet???
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hehehe looks like some1 fainted before this...no replies at all...hehehe lolz :):) fb at its best
[p.s. - original names changed to avoid any acrocities...]
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SHE talks, I listen...
SHE shouts, I pay attention...
SHE cries, I sympathize...
SHE gets jealous, I feel obliged...
SHE gets hurt, I feel the pain...
SHE shouts, I cool her again...
SHE smiles, I feel happy...
SHE makes me understand, I feel like been in a nappy...
SHE throws attitude, I laugh over it...
SHE shows ego, I feel its complete shit...
SHE shows her brilliance, I hide mine...
SHE says she is brighter than me, I say it's completely fine...
SHE shops, I pay...
SHE says you are so sweet, I have nothing to say...
SHE hates me, I still love her...
SHE might leave me, I would still keep waiting for her...
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dosto se problem share karna acha hey...
isliye nahi ki woh use solve kar dete hey par...
saale aise aise solutions dete hein ki hum problem hi bhool jate hein...
indian friendship is not abt "sorry"
its about:"sari galti teri hey"
indian friendship is not about "thanks"
its about:"koi ehsan nahi kiya mujhpe"
indian friendship is not about "i miss you"
its about:"kahan mar gaye the itne din"
indian friendship is not about "i understand"
its about:"hamesha mey hi kyun samjhoon"?
indian friendship is not about "i'm happy for your success"
its about:"chal beta treat de"
indian friendship is not about "are you coming to see us tomorrow"?
its about:"dramaybazi band kar, aur chup chap chal mere saath"
what is the meaning of true friend??
jab ek dost apni akhri sanse le raha ho aur uska dost ankho mey ansu le aye aur kahe,
"chal uth yaar aaj last time 'maut' ki class bunk karte hein"...
खींच लाता है समय उस मोड़ पर इंसान को, दाँव पर यूँ ही नहीं रखता कोई ईमान को, हमने कब मायूस लौटाया किसी मेह्मान को, अपनी कश्ती अपने हाथों सौंप दी तूफ़ान को, जिसकी ख़ातिर आदमी कर लेता है ख़ुद को फ़ना, कितना मुश्किल है बचा पाना उसी पहचान को, फिर न रख पाएगा वो महफ़ूज़ क़दमों के निशाँ, साथ जब मिल जाएगा आँधी का रेगिस्तान को, ऐ मेरे अश्को! मुझे इक बार कह दो शुक्रिया, मार दी ठोकर तुम्हारे वास्ते मुस्कान को, ज़िंदगी तो ज़िंदगी है, ज़िंदगी की क्या बिसात, जो नज़रअंदाज़ कर दे मौत के फ़रमान को, जान ले लेगी किसी दिन बंद कमरे की घुटन, खोल दो खिड़की को, दरवाज़े को, रोशनदान को, तन-बदन ही क्या, सुलग उठता है मेरा रोम-रोम, ठेस लगती है किसी अपने से जब आत्मसम्मान को...!!!
क्लास में अध्यापक ने पूछा - मोनिटर कौन बनेगा |
केजरीवाल- मैं |
अध्यापक- क्यूँ , तुम ही क्यूँ |
केजरीवाल- क्यूंकि मैं सबसे ज्यादा ईमानदार हूँ |
अध्यापक- ठीक है बन जाओ, कल सेजिम्मेदारी संभालो |
केजरीवाल- परन्तु एक शर्त है सर, क्लास के दुसरेछात्रों को लिख कर देना पड़ेगा की वो मुझे परेशाननहीं करेंगे, अपना काम खुद करेंगे, मेरे काम मेंऊँगली नहीं करेंगे, मैं कुछ भी करना चाहू करने देंगे,रोकेंगे या टोकेंगे नहीं |
अध्यापक- चुप कर बेवकूफ, हमे मोनिटर चाहिए,जो नेतृत्व कर सके, गधा नहीं, जो अपना कामदूसरों पर छोड़कर दिन रात सोये |