Q: What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?
A: "Oh sheet!"
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You are valuable and irreplaceable. If you are ever told otherwise, do not believe it.
Phantom is so bad that Hafiz Saeed tried to watch it on DVDScr and shot himself before the interval. Saif claimed that it was planned this way. 🔫 😂 😂
Peeing is proof that if you let go of unwanted things it feels better. 😂 😂
Most mysterious murder case of India till date
1. Neta Ji S C Bose
2. Aarushi Talwar
3. Sheena Bora
4. Sunanda Tharoor
5. Bahubali 😂 😂
Interviewer: You're selected.
Me: Thank you
Interviewer: Do you have any questions?
Me: Haan sir, yeh reception waali ka number milega? 😂 😂
Your value doesn't decrease based on someone's inability to see your worth.
integrity , to the core 🍺
Your gut feelings are usually accurate and correct. If you truly feel there's something, chances are there is.
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Image-1: How other though about you!
Image-2: How you though about yourself! 😂 😂
Word Of Advice: Look back at your life and say "I can't believe I did that" instead of saying "I wish I did that."
jai nirmal baba .kurkure khaao saari mushkilein chali jaayengi
After living Several years of recluse and ascetic life, I feel that Life main GF bhi jarruri hain!! 😐 💌 😁
She : Ok, jaati hun main
Me : Kyun jaldi hai kya?
She : Iphone dilwa
Me : Bhaag ke jaa
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Boy1: New phone kharida?
Boy2: Nahi GF ka hai.
Boy1: Tu GF ka phone lekar kyun ghoom raha?
Boy2: wo kehti hai ke mera phone Uthate nahi. Isliye chupka sa Utha laya.
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Indian Railway represent the Reservation Quota system, People fight hard to get 'Reservation' failing which lead them to struggle in the 'General' compartment
When you cheat yourself..you lose! EVERYTIME!