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Thought to share a piece of my writing (Blog) ... Written around 8-9 years ago

"Disclaimer

Although every effort will be taken to write this blog in a understandable English yet if found any difficulty, author shall not take any responsibility for the same

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Introduction

Getting inspired from Big B (not Bachchan but Brother), I also thought of starting a new inning in the field of blogging... At present being a novice blogger, I will try to keep my blogs SSS (Short, Sweet and Sexy)...

This first blog is dedicated to intro of myself.

I am Anshul Gupta, 21 years old having D.O.B as 8 September 1987, pursuing B.tech from R.N. Modi Engineering College, Kota in Informaton Technology trade

In short, I am just an another Ordinary Guy.

In my opinion, writing a diary is much more simpler task than writing a blog as then you do not have any shortage of ideas and incidents... Also you can become as personal as you like, as foolish as you want to be and much more... Secondly diary is meant for oneself while blog is meant for others. Hence to write your ideas and life experiences keeping in view to not become very personal is not an easy task...

Every task demands commitment, patience, dedication and above all interest in it. Before writing this blog I was in the 7th sky while thinking about my writing and thinking skills but now I have realized that experience counts. To change an idea into process and then process to product require a huge amount of effort.

Lets understand this idea by taking an example of an engineering student:-

Before admission in a college, an adolescent is just like a sapling who now has to undergo in a vigorous process of unbearable mental and physical tortures for 4 years, sometimes being 5 years (R.T.U is a living example where you have to wait for at-least 9 months for an result)... In 1st year he lands up in the hands of seniors for whom he is just an another prey... then for whole 4 years he is continuously molested and raped mentally by the so called Profs, Lecturers, H.O.D's, Wardens, Office Staff and some time even by Chapraasees (My college's a living example where every person employed by the management thinks himself as the God of Universe)... And after a long 4 years of vanvaas he can proudly call him as an engineer...

Now I have to go as my mother is getting more and more furious"

"Jhakmon se bhara sina h mera hasti h magar ye mast nazar"

Ain't no showman like Mr. Raj Kapoor

Proposition(a) is true. Determine the truth value of (b) as true, false or uncertain. (a) a few logi...

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Umpire: its over.

Bowler: but i love you.

Umpire: shut up and go to third man. ๐Ÿ˜นย ๐Ÿ˜นย 

Girl: Main pass ho gayi.

Me: Oh great!!

Girl: What's great in that?

Me: adverb.

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Me: It is the time now. I wanna to marry

Father: Say Sorry.

Me: Sorry!! Without any mistake?

Father: Yes

Me: All right. I am sorry. Happy now?

Father: Yes, Now you are ready for marriage. ๐Ÿ˜นย ๐Ÿ˜นย 

Minister: Why do you pray at temples, do you see any real God.

Tax payer: Why do you take road tax in India, do you see any real road.

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Bhuli nahi sab kuch yaad tha mujhe....

Khoyi huyi si thi par phir bhi hosh tha mujhe.....

Ki thi bohut koshish ki samjhaun tujhe...

Ki soyi huyi nahi .....royi huyi thi us pal leke khatti mitthi yaadein tujhe...

****Hello all..... Game over

"If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what you don't want, you suffer; even when you get exactly what you want, you still suffer because you can't hold on to it forever. Your mind is your predicament. It wants to be free of change. Free of pain, free of the obligations of life and death. But change is law and no amount of pretending will alter that reality."ย ~ Socrates

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Someday everything will all make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at confusions, smile through the tears and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for a reason .... !!!

Teacher: Which is the closest planet to Sun?

Kid: Wait

Teacher: What wait? Tell me fast

Kid: Bta raha hun, Mar Kyu Rahi Hai

Teacher: Correct ๐Ÿ˜‚ย ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

At a cafe

Bunch of pretty, Sexy gals - So what if we wear shorts, nobody can judge us

A girl enters in shalwar kameez

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So an uncle in my family died and everyone in the family group chat is using the wrong emoji LOOOL WTF!!ย ๐Ÿ˜ขย 

"Are you committed?"

"No. I'm taken"

"Its the same thing"

"No"

"Okay. Taken by?"

"No. Taken for"

"For what?"

"Granted" ๐Ÿ˜นย ๐Ÿ˜นย 

Puys Please help me in this marketing survey , I will really be obliged to you guys for the same.

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http://www.questionpro.com/a/TakeSurvey?id=4268394&ext_ref=test_response

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Radhe Maa: All these stories are made up

People: Not as much as your face. ๐Ÿ˜นย ๐Ÿ˜นย