Alcohol doesn't make you fat... it makes you Lean...... on tables, chairs & random people. 🍻 😃
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Sitaro ko aankho mein mehfuz rakhna,
badi lambi andheri ye raat hogi,
musafir ho tum, musafir hain hum bhi,
kisi mod pe fir mulaqat hogi... 😄
Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution. 🍻 😛
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ting ting ti tinggggg.................. 🎉
re bhagoooooooooo................ 🏃 😂
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." 👼
A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in whiskey curled up and died. "All right, son." asked the father, "what does that show you?" "Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms." 🍻
Sucess is not measured by what you accomplish but by the opposition you have encountered and the courage with which you have maintained the struggle against overwhelming odds.
I wanna be with you
It's crazy but it's true
And everything I do
I wanna be with you
I'd like to know your policy
When it comes to me
Like to know what's in your mind
It's not easy to see
I know now what I feel
And what to do
I wanna be with you
And I'll be waitin'
Until you face the truth
When the light is fadin'
You know what I wanna do...!!!
Kabhi to nazar milao, kabhi to kareeb aao
Jo nahin kaha hai kabhi to samajh bhi jaao
Hum bhi to hai tumhaare deewane ho deewane
Alcohol doesn't turn people into somebody they're not. It just makes them forget to hide that part of themselves. 😉
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Lo jeh apke liye 😂
Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko,
Na Chaen Aaye Din Bhar,
Khuda Se Puchha Maine..
Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai?
Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya..
Arre Nahi Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai. 😝 😝
Good morning 🌞