इस देश में तीन चीज़ें शायद कभी देखने को नहीं मिलेंगीं...
☝ 1. राहुल गाँधी प्रधानमंत्री
और
✌ 2. जेठालाल की सास
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३. पोपटलाल की बीवी ।
😜😜😜😂😂😂😝😝😝😝
WARNING : DO NOT READ BELOW.
you little rebel, i like you HA !
@valar615 ur song 😂 honey singh wala 😂 enjy
Aaj maine breakup ki party rakhli hai
Subah se ek botal daru bhi peeli hai
Scheme lagake mummy daddy ko sulake
Aao mere paas yaaron gaao sur sa lagake hath
[x2:]
Upar upar upar upar upar upar in the air
Upar upar upar upar upar upar in the air
Upar upar upar upar upar upar in the air
Aa jehdi nachde ae use bi peeni hai
Dil se hai maine aaj usko nikala
Dil to hai pagal jo fudakta tha saala
Finger dikhayi uski photo bhi jalayi
Phir flush me bahake thodi thandak si aayi
Is baat Is baat Is baat pe uthao haath...........................
@ak_s i'll hit the rap then 😛
Tujhe bithake rakha tha maine raani palko pe
Tunhe maari thokar samjhi aa jaunga sadko pe
Na aisa na tu soch ri chori
Everyday meri new love story
Pehle toh meri baat na gauri
Ab boli baby I'm sorry!!
Chal ri chal re ab side me hoja
Dhundle apna aashik duja
Aira gaira nathu khaira
Fukra sa shehri chuusa
Ja karle tu usse shaadi,
Fir shuru teri barbaadi
Dhoyegi tu kachche,
Aur gande bartann
Dekhegi saas bahu aur durdarshan
Banke reh jayegi tu house biwi
Aur chaubis ghante tera yaar hoga on TV
Phir TV dekh ke tu bahot pachtayegi
Fir yo yo honey yo yo honey singh hi tu gaayegi
Aur bachcho ko sunayegi aur yehi batayegi
Agar galti se mujhse na hota ye paap
Toh yehi hote bachcho tumhare baap ha... 😛
Tere mere saath jo hota hai,
Baat samajh main aati nahin,
Tere mere saath jo hota hai,
Sab ke saath woh hota nahin,
Jab saara jag hi sota hai,
fir neend hamein kyun aati nahin...............
Intezar main teri hoon tu zaroor aaye,
Is bahaney ab mera chaand hokay noor aaye,............
#repeating dis one again
#dedicating to @foadbear &&& @malikji (ALL D VERY BEST )......
ans @ak822 dis is for u..a friend f mine dedicated this to me jbi mai interview phase me thi.........nw dedicating dis to u .......#keep moving #u'll win fr sure
Yeh kaisi thi zid teri
Chahi khushi par vo na mili
Yeh kaun si tune rah chuni
Koi rastaa dikhta nahin
Tune na socha kya tune kho diya
Tune jo chaha vo tujhko na mila
Yeh kaise manzil jispe tu aa gaya
Sookhi zameen hai, hai kala aasman
Kaisi baarish jo tujhpe aa rahi
Girti boondein tujhko jala rahi
Ab kaise jaye to vapas vahan
Jahan nahin tha kala ye aasman
When you fall in love, you fall into depression too.
the legend himself!
Good morning Keep smiling 😛
When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high,
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest, if you must, but don't you quit.
Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about,
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don't give up though the pace seems slow--
You may succeed with another blow.
Often the goal is nearer than,
It seems to a faint and faltering man,
Often the struggler has given up,
When he might have captured the victor's cup,
And he learned too late when the night slipped down,
How close he was to the golden crown.
Success is failure turned inside out--
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems so far,
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit--
It's when things seem worst that you must not quit.
😃
I sat down, with dim lights.
just the two of us.
eagerness in eyes,
hands trembling with desire.
thinking how long to make it last,
or to get it away with just too soon,
or to savor every moment.
Started melting as the ice melted,
and water trickled down,
drop by drop,
just not fast enough,
but slow enough to burn the desire within more,
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.
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in the glass.
O Jack Daniels,
miss our foreplay so much.
https://localtvwtvr.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/jack-daniels.jpg
😃
Parthiv Patel: Hello Samsung?
Customer Care-Ya?
Parthiv Patel : I bought a large screen TV but there is no remote with it.
Customer Care : Which model u bought?
Parthiv Patel : Note3.. 😂😀😂
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Har muqaam pe lagta hai ki manzilein aur bhi hai
Raasta abhi baaki hai bahut ki manzilein aur bhi hai
Saahil se takarakar laut jaati hai har lehar
Saahil uske aur bhi hai ki manzilein aur bhi hai
Dhal jaata hai suraj bhi har shaam
Subahe abhi aur bhi hai ki manzilein aur bhi hai
Humne mana ki Jindagi dhadkano ki mohtaaz hai
Saanse abhi aur bhi hai ki manzilein aur bhi hai.................
Goal of life: Be someone's password 😐
[Ek ucha Lamba Kad
Duja soni vi tu had
Teeja roop tera cham cham karda ni]2
Mein avye teri ute marda nai 2
[Nain jhak jhak jhak
Tujhe tak tak tak]2
tujhe tak tak ahein bharta ni.
Mein avye teri ute marda nai 2
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Has ke mat dekh pagli pyar ho jayega...teko agar na bhi hua toh meko toh ho jayega 😂
Ps: 🚶 🚶 dont kill me 😁