wonderful read!!!
Dear Birthday...Belated Happy Rajnikanth To You...
Enjoy Anna Rascala...😃😃
Good Morning 
200 karma score! yay!
Hi everyone...mai kerala pahuch gyi..............ting ting tiding..........😁 koi hai kya...5 min k liye mila hai tab jaldi aa jao...
Sabko Pata hai ke Colgate mein namak hai!
Dear Colgate,
Now that you have added salt and lemon.. Let us know when are you planning to add tequilla so that we can start brushing 6 times a day..
Ye daulat bhi lelo , ye shaurat bhi lelo, bhale cheen lo mujhe meri jawani....Magar Mujhko looota do bachpan ka saawan , wo kaagaz ki kastii wo baarish ka paani....
Ye sharaab na hoti too mar jaate hum..aur ye sharaab hi hai jo jeene bhi nhi deti!!!
Except 8 PM, no other time lasts longer than a second.
Except some vodka, no other drink is Absolut(e).
Except some sex-on-the-beach, nothing else can make you high on the beach.
Kal ek friend ki girl friend ne msg kra
"KISI OR KI GIRLFRIEND SE SHADI KARNE SE ACHHA HAI KI APNI GIRLRIEND SE SHADI KARO"😁😁😁😁
😛
Maana Andhera Ghana hai
Par saala sapne dekhna kahan mana hai
me: i m happy
*thinks about life for 2.7 seconds* 😐
me: i m sad 😟
"i am bad n that's good. i will never be good n that's not bad. there's no one i would rather be than me."
- wreck-it ralph
itni kajre di dhaar, itne motiyo ke haar, itna kiya shingaar,
phir bhi kitni badsoorat ho ...tum kitni badsoorat ho........
It's easier and better to make people who love you love you some more than truing to make people who hate you love you.
- Chetan Bhagat
feeling sleeeeeeeeeeeepy.
m doooooooooozing...
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FB Wall of MS DHONI after 2-0 whitewash in S.A :-
FB Wall of MS DHONI after 2-0 whitewash in S.A :-
What came first - english or drinks?I think, for Indians, drinks came first. You see many Indians speak better english when they are drunk. If you find any mistake above, I'm sure, I'm not drunk.
once you lose yourself...you have two choices..
either find d person you used to be or lose that person completely !!😐