Sick leave for conjunctivitis (ऑख आना)
Dear Sir,
Sending you this leave application.
I will not come as my eyes have come. If I come with my coming eyes then your eyes will come & you will not come. But still if you come with your coming eyes all office eyes will come & all will not come. So I will not come and all will come. I will come back when my coming eyes will go & all will come without their eyes coming.
Yours Sincerely
Nainsukh
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किसी ने धूल क्या झोंकी आँखों में पहले से बेहतर अब दिखने लगा है. 👍👍👍
हमारा group कोई निरमा पावडर
नहि है !
पहले ईस्तेमाल करे ओर फिर विश्वास
करे !
हमारा group तो LIC है !
जिवन के साथ भी जीवन के बाद भी....
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हम रोज़ मैसेज क्यों भेजते हैं?
मस्ती के लिए?
नहीं।
टाइम-पास के लिए?
नहीं।
हम मैसेज भेजते हैं ताकि आपकी पढ़ने की क्षमता बढ़ सके।
क्योंकि, "पढ़ेगा इंडिया तभी तो बढ़ेगा इंडिया"।
😀😝😃😛😄
Subah subah biwi ne husband se newspaper maanga ...
Husband - kitni backward ho tum.....duniya kahaan se kahaan pahunch gayi hai aur tum newspaper maang rahi ho??
Ye mera iPad le lo....
Biwi ne iPad liya aur uss se cockroach maar diya..
Husband Behosh...😳😳😳
Moral- Biwi jo maange chup chaap de do.
Hoshiyaari office mein dikhao.
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The greatest gift you can give to someone is your Time,
because its like giving a portion of your Life that you can never get back...!!!
There were about 70 scientists working on a very hectic project. All of them were really frustrated due to the pressure of work and the demands of their boss but everyone was loyal to him and did not think of quitting the job.
One day, one scientist came to his boss and told him - Sir, I have promised to my children that I will take them to the exhibition going on in our township. So I want to leave the office at 5 30 pm.
His boss replied "OK, You're permitted to leave the office early today"
The Scientist started working. He continued his work after lunch. As usual he got involved to such an extent that he looked at his watch when he felt he was close to completion.The time was 8.30 PM. Suddenly he remembered of the promise he had given to his children.
He looked for his boss,,He was not there. Having told him in the morning itself, he closed everything and left for home.
Deep within himself, he was feeling guilty for having disappointed his children.He reached home. Children were not there.His wife alone was sitting in the hall and reading magazines.
The situation was explosive, any talk would boomerang on him. His wife asked him "Would you like to have coffee or shall I straight away serve dinner if
you are hungry.
The man replied "If you would like to have coffee, i too will have but what about Children ??"
Wife replied "You don't know ?? Your manager came here at 5.15 PM and has taken the children to the exhibition "
What had really happened was ... The boss who granted him permission was observing him working seriously at 5.00 PM. He thought to himself, this person will not leave the work, but if he has promised his children they should enjoy the visit to exhibition. So he took the lead in taking them to exhibition
The boss does not have to do it everytime. But once it is done, loyalty is established.
That is why all the scientists at Thumba continued to work under their boss eventhough the stress was tremendous.
By the way , can you guess as who the boss was ????????
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He was none other than Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam, Ex- President of India...!!!
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I am forwarding you one of the best message i have ever received....just because you all should also be get benefited from this.
Once there was a man who did not make it to university. His mother got him married. After the marriage, he worked as a teacher in a primary school. Due to the lack of experience, he was squashed by the students in less than a week.
When he returned home, his wife dried his tears. She comforted him with these words. 'You should not be too sad about it. Probably there is a more suitable job waiting for you out there.'
Later on, he found another job and before long he was fired due to his slowness. This time, the wife commented. 'There are always people who are skilful and non skilful. Some have experience from their years of work. As for you, you were in school all this while. So, how could you acquire these needed skills?'
He went for a number of jobs but never stayed long in those jobs. Each time, he would return home with a dejected spirit. His wife would always comfort him and never once was she disappointed or resentful.
He was in his thirties when he aquired a flair in languages. He became a counselor in a school for the deaf and mute. Later on, he opened a school for the disabled. A few years later, he set up chain stores in different cities and provinces selling apparatus & equipment for the disabled. He became a multi-millionaire.
One day he asked his wife. 'When I was looking bleakly at my own future, what's the reason that you had so much faith in me?'
His wife gave him a very simple reply. She said,
'When a piece of land is not suitable for planting wheat, we could try planting beans. If the beans are not growing well, we could try planting fruits or gourds. If the vegetation is not economical, we can instead scatter buckwheat seeds. These seeds will one day bloom into flowers. On this land itself, there will be one seed that will germinate and grow.'
After listening to his wife's explanation, he cried. His wife's faith, love, patience, and persistence is likened to the one seed in the land. This is the seed that persists and creates the miracle on this piece of land.
"In this world, there's no person who is useless. It is just that they have not positioned themselves firmly in the right place"
God does not create useless creatures. There is ALWAYS some purpose/mission. You just have to persist and find it!!!
Just loved it.
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What is a Corporate Life?
1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines
* Scanner
* Printer
* Xerox Machine
2. I learnt to use 3 High End Software:
* Microsoft Word
* Microsoft Excel
* Microsoft PowerPoint
3. I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:-
* Ctrl+C
* Ctrl+V
* Ctrl+S
4. I learnt to say three very important words for professional life:-
* Yes sir
* Ok sir.
* I'll Just Do That sir
5. When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to: -
* Wake Up early
* Sleep late
* Continue to Work
6. I learnt to: -
* Face Monday
* Fight For next 5 Days
* Wait For Sunday
7. I learnt to give reasons to family, friends and relatives for not making
* Phone Calls
* Messages
* Mails
8. I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:-
* Birthday
* New Year
* Festivals
9. At the end, People say:-
* You Learnt...
* You Earned...
* You Enjoyed...
10. But when I compare me with my self...
* I just Sustained...
* I just Tolerated...
* I just Survived... for bucks
11. I have survived:-
* For convenience of my Family...
* To avoid blame of Society...
* To get tag of Employment...
12. When I already knew that I have got the wrong train.
* I learnt to Rejoice...
* To be Happy...
* To Smile..
Dedicated to all employees..😃😃😃
पापा : बेटा तुम्हारे रिजल्ट का क्या हुआ?
पप्पू : पापा 80% आये हैं।☺
पापा : पर मार्कशीट पर तो 40%लिखा है?😳
पप्पू : बाकी 40% बाद में सब्सिडी में आएंगे। मोदी जी ने कहा है 😊☺😝😝
https://twitter.com/CaroWozniacki/status/614913389341581313
With my girls @serenawilliams and @karliekloss singing along to @taylorswift pic.twitter.com/cYgbKBIW3q
- Caroline Wozniacki (@CaroWozniacki) June 27, 2015
With my girls @serenawilliams and @karliekloss singing along to @taylorswift pic.twitter.com/cYgbKBIW3q
- Caroline Wozniacki (@CaroWozniacki) June 27, 2015
Wozniacki With Taylor Swift.
wow, just wow
A rare conversation between Ramkrishna Paramahansa & Swami Vivekananda
1. Swami Vivekanand:- I can't find free time. Life has become hectic.
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you free.
2. Swami Vivekanand:- Why has life become complicated now?
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Stop analyzing life.. It makes it complicated. Just live it.
3. Swami Vivekanand:- Why are we then constantly unhappy?
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Worrying has become your habit. That's why you are not happy.
4. Swami Vivekanand:- Why do good people always suffer?
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Diamond cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be purified without fire. Good people go through trials, but don't suffer.
With that experience their life becomes better, not bitter.
5. Swami Vivekanand:- You mean to say such experience is useful?
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Yes. In every term, Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons .
6. Swami Vivekanand:- Because of so many problems, we don't know where we are heading...
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- If you look outside you will not know where you are heading. Look inside. Eyes provide sight. Heart provides the way.
7. Swami Vivekanand:- Does failure hurt more than moving in the right direction?
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Success is a measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a measure as decided by you.
8. Swami Vivekanand:- In tough times, how do you stay motivated?
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Always look at how far you have come rather than how far you have to go. Always count your blessing, not what you are missing.
9. Swami Vivekanand:- What surprises you about people?
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- When they suffer they ask, "why me?" When they prosper, they never ask "Why me?"
10. Swami Vivekanand:- How can I get the best out of life?
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Face your past without regret. Handle your present in confidence. Prepare for the future without fear.
11. Swami Vivekanand:- One last question. Sometimes I feel my prayers are not answered.
Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- There are no unanswered prayers. Keep the faith and drop the fear. Life is a mystery to solve, not a problem to resolve. Trust me. Life is wonderful if you know how to live.🙏🙏🙏
Jab dil na lage dildar, hamaar gali aa jana
Jo tu hoti Hema Malini, hum bhi Dharmendar hote,
Gori tere naino me hum bus jaate...Aankho me aansuo ki jagah ab rahega koun....is ghar me tere baad batade basega kaun....ab raat beeti hai chlo ghar ki raah le....lekin waha bhi apne ilawa milega kaun.... Tahir Faraz
( Jaanam Dekh Lo Mit Gayi Dooriyan
Main Yahaan Hoon, Yahaan Hoon, Yahaan Hoon, Yahaan )...(2)
Kaisi Sarhadein, Kaisi Majbooriyan
Main Yahaan Hoon, Yahaan Hoon, Yahaan Hoon... Yahaan
And I'll reread the books if I have time to spare
I'll paint the walls some more, I'm sure there's room somewhere.
And then I'll brush and brush, and brush and brush my hair
Stuck in the same place I've always been.
And I'll keep wonderin' and wonderin', and wonderin', and wonderin'
When will my life begin?
Tomorrow night the lights will appear
Just like they do on my birthday each year.
What is it like out there where they glow?
Now that I'm older, mother might just let me go.....
For a reason I decided to come back to this thread !
Please be gentle with me !
my query is
My cooler does not cools my room, all valuable inputs are suggested !
📝 😃