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From mistakes I remem another good quote

"Twice I did good no one noticed
once I did bad everyone complained"


Also one more

"In Soccer Goalkeepers catch the attentions only when they miss the ball not when they make some stunning saves"

guys do we need to post anything after payment for SIBM-Pune?

My college experience on first day :


My Dean (also professor of Micro Biology - first year first day first class ) :

- As always, he announced that he will ask question to check knowledge of students by calling random names from the list.

-No need to surprise as it was me whom he call on first day.... with everyone was looking at me and curious to know what will be the question and what will i do....

Now the question was :

Sir : ok Nishant tell me, we used to study microbiology in class 11-12th, so can you describe what is bacteria and how it affects the plants and human.

Me (Did not even hear any of the word - mute for minutes and looking at his face from last batch like STATUE ) ... My friends were doing weird smiles and weird signs, my friend beside me was telling me the answer but i could not understand it :mg: ... then picture starts... my dean got angry seeing me like this and asking me again and again.....


Sir: R u listening me or not... where are you looking here n there.....do u know the ans ?

Me: No ... :mg:

Sir : Do u know what i have asked ...

Me: No :mg:

Sir : R bacteria a living thing ?

Me: NO.... :mg:

Sir : R u a living thing ?

Me : NO ... :mg:

Sir : (with sad face :banghead: ) : Look here is our dairy science's SUPER STAR :mg: :mg:

Sir then just left the class and my all friends did tell me in detail that what just happened :mg:

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bye guys..mis u alllookround

maine teri yado ke julfo me lagaye phul .......

aage teri marzi tu kar na kar mujhe kubul .......

Read somewhere that McDonald's first items on the menu were hot-dogs, not hamburgers!


In fact McDonald's sold hot-dogs in various markets numerous times but each time was a fail. They were introduced in some US and UK locations in the late 90's. A few places in the Toronto Canada area also served hot-dogs until the late 90's, while Tokyo McDonald's sold hot dogs aka "McHot Dog".


Seems, sticking to the burgers was a good idea after all! πŸ‘


Don't get mad when some one else starts to appreciate the person you took for granted ...


what you wo'nt do some one else will..mgmgπŸ˜‰
Log kahte hai jab pyar hota hai to raat me nind nahi aati.......

magar sach to ye bhi hai jab dil toot ta hai to raat ke sath sath dopahar me bhi nind nahi aati.....

Very dark day for freedom and human rights as Indian Supreme Court rules to criminalize homosexuality....It's not about Gay rights. It's about Human rights pp



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Date tip : Always date the opposite gender p

She texted me: "your adorable."

I replied: "no, YOU'RE adorable.

" Now she likes me, but all I did was point out her bad grammar....mgmgmg

Why Banking after Engineering ?

Kuljeet's Golden answer =

Sir, I always wanted to be a banker. My father hates banking. My mother spits on bankers. But I am a very decent guy. I always wanted to give loans to the poor people.

Brag = Even I have my own credit card. I also applied for my own ATM.

Primary reason why I love banks is that these days every bank has air-conditioned buildings.

I can easily embezzle 2-3 lakhs as I am from a fraud family.

As an Engineer, I can readily open the ATM by using faulty methods and will give you Interview broad members 75% cash. Deal. :smile:

Interview Broad member 1 = Kuljeet, please open ATM as soon as possible we need money, We will send you your appointment letter soon.

Interview member 2 = Kuljeet , you can use my car and drive home safely.

Interview member 3 = Kuljeet ji, Please muje bhulna mat, mobile se hamari photo le lo.... hum ko 75% zarur dena.

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Sometime a boy want to be SINGLE.....

not bcos he doesnt pray for LOVE....

he want SINGLE status bcos he doesnt PLAY with LOVE as his GF do.......

lol rumour about famous ssc coaching "PARAMOUNT"

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