If you pull out my earphones i will pull out your lungs 😉
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation.
--Henry David Thoreau
There are two things that men should never weary of, goodness and humility; we get none too much of them in this rough world among cold, proud people.
--Robert Louis Stevenson
I remember the time when her imperfect glance to me was the only perfect think I could think of.
Worst feeling in the world is knowing you did the best you could,
and it still wasn't good enough..😠😠😠😠
Law of equality : The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal u in 5 min!
Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theater Rule: People with the seats at the farthest from the screen arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you will get a better one..
The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
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I couldn't resist sharing this brilliant piece of write-up 😃 Good Morning 😃
DEMOCRACY is a business in India. Around 3m people work as elected representatives, including those who work as village and town deputies, state legislators, plus a few national MPs and ministers. They are kept busy. A series of elections in five northern states, with a combined population of...
"Har ishq ka ek waqt hota hai ...
woh waqt hamara nahi tha ...
iska matlab ye nahi ki woh ishq nahi tha"..
Definition of TIME!??
Slow .. when you wait!
Fast .. when you r Late!
Deadly .. when you r Sad!
Short .. when you r happy!
Endless .. when you r in Pain!
Long .. when you feel bore!
Every time, time is determined by your feelings and your psychological conditions & not by clocks...
So ..
Have A Nice Time Always
We all have someone's phone number in our phone
and
they have no idea we have it!
Pyaar ki aanch se to patthar bhi pighal jata hai,
Sache dil se sath de to naseeb bhi badal jata hai
,Pyaar ki rahon par mil jaye sacha hamsafar,
To kitna bhi gira hua insaan bhi sambhal jata hai……
Iss Behte Dard Ko Mat Roko
Ye To Saza Hai Kisi Ke Intezaar Ki,
Log Inhe Aansu Kahe Ya Deewangi
Par Ye To Nishani Hain Kisi Ke Pyar Ki... 😟😐😟😐
A soft nature of a person does not mean weakness....
Remember, nothing is softer than water but its force can break the strangest of rocks.....
Sharabi aankhe jo teri dekhi
Gulabi ye dil, ho gaya
Sambhalo mujko, oo mere yaaro
Sambhalna mushkil ho gya...
Gulabi ye dil, ho gaya
Sambhalo mujko, oo mere yaaro
Sambhalna mushkil ho gya...
sharab ka topic aya to chalo aaj ki saari quotes sharab par hi daalo😍!!!!!
Nasha to insaano mei hota hai
daaru mei hota to botal naachti😉
Most irritating line in the relation .....from ur girlfriend ....
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MAI AUR LADKIYO KI JAISI NAHI HOON I M DIFFERENT ...😠😠😠😠😠😠
this is just amazing specially the reaction of QDK
Students song
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Hum honge all pass
Hum homge all pass 1 din,
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ho ho sote he bindas,
LIkhte he bakwas,
Karte he timepass,
Fir b h vishwass...
Marks milenge jhakkas. ...1 din 