earthquake again
Why does this happen fuc**** every single God-damn time :
*Le ME whiling 🏃 🚶 away on the Internet (PG
Just when :
*Le Friend puts up a query/question for suggestion/advice. 😌
*Le Me thinking
😆 What an Idiot. Such a simple thing. What more to think.
And
*Le ME quickly types out the suggestion to him and starts feeling like 😈 😎 Ha, such an easy piece of query. What a cake-walk to decide. Such a looser only he is. :bowtie: 😅
To top it more,
What a consultant am I.
The very next day :
*Le ME with a query (of very small magnitude). 😣 😨
*Le ME starts thinking 😔 😥 😖 😰
The world is surely coming to an end. 😭 😲 😪 😩
I am doomed. 😬 😳 😦
What to do next? 😮 😕 😑
#IfYouGotThePoint
#EasyToAdviceDifficultToDecide(forSelf)
#TheMagicThoughts
when you wake up from a 30 minute nap not knowing what time/year it is 😂
A person who irritates u always is the one who loves u very much but fails to express it.
gali cricket kis kisne khela h 😄
Confused !!
A man lives by believing something, not by debating n arguing about many things........
A man grows by following certain rules, not by running or chasing after untrue things........
A man wins by working hard for what he wants, not by wasting time depending on stupid things.....
A man enjoys by living in present, not by thinking wat could b done or what can b done.....
A lot can b achieved, can b lived, can b enjoyed in a sec too dat contains d power to make it imp in every minute in every hour in a day...... Dats essential for life dats u
India was first to introduce net chat 😝
Students eyes in the class
(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)
(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)
When teacher say tomorrow will be exam
(O_O) (O_O) (O_O)
(O_O) (O_O) (O_O)
During the exam
(→_→) (←_←) (→_→)
(←_←) (→_→) (←_←)
When invigilator comes in
(↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓)
Hum Gaye The UnKe Ghar
Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo
Unke Papa Ne Khola Darwaza
Hum Ghabra K Bole Uncle Pani Aa Gaya Hai Motor Chala Lo.
When we truly care for sumone, their mistakes never change our feelings.. coz it is the mind that gets angry but the heart still cares for them.
Mom se cheating : koi baat nhi beta aage se nhi hona chaheye mom still luv u..
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Dad se cheating : aisa krne ki himmat kaise huyi teri but dad still luv u
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Bro/sis se cheating : Aaj k baad tere se baat nhi karni but still they luv u.
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. . Friends se cheating: 4 gaali denge aur baat nhi krenge ,Lekin zarurat pe sath khade hoke bolenge main mar gya tha saale ek baar btaya kyu nhi??
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. Gf/ bf se cheating : break up and they hate u forever...
Always fall in love with ur friends nd family forever.!!!! 😁
Girl to shopkeeper :
Bhaiya aap ke pas aisa valentine card hai jisme likha ho..'you are my 1st and last LOVE..'
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Shopkeeper : Haan Hai..!.......
Girl : Theek hai 10 dedo...😜
Hum honge all pass...
Hum honge all pass...
1 din
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ho ho
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Sote hai bindaas...
Likhte hai bakwas...
Fir bhi hai vishwaas...
Marks milege Jhakkass...
1 din..😜 😜
Dear earth
Go to settings >
Select sound >
In vibration option Select NO!
Earth:
71% - Water
29% - Liars
😐
The Marks humans leave are too often scars.............John Green.
Chal buleya chal othe chaliye
Jithe saare Anne.....
Na koi saadi zaat pehchane
Na koi sanu manne...