hum jaise dekhe ye jahan hai waisa hi.....😂 😂
good morning....
They say "Forgive & Forget"..... bt i never forget d reason i had to Forgive..... 😃
old but gold 👍
Put a frog in a vessel of water and start heating the water.
As the temperature of the water rises, the frog is able to adjust its body temperature accordingly.
The frog keeps on adjusting with increase in temperature...
Just when the water is about to reach boiling point, the frog is not able to adjust anymore...
At that point the frog decides to jump out...
The frog tries to jump but is unable to do so, because it has lost all its strength in adjusting with the rising water temperature...
Very soon the frog dies.
What killed the frog?
Many of us would say the boiling water...
But the truth is what killed the frog was its own inability to decide when it had to jump out.
We all need to adjust with people and situations, but we need to be sure when we need to adjust and when we need to confront/face.
There are times when we need to face the situation and take the appropriate action...
If we allow people to exploit us physically, mentally, emotionally or financially, they will continue to do so...
We have to decide when to jump.
Let us jump while we still have the strength.
Think on It !!
Tongue is very light in weight but only a few can handle it 👍
Kabhi bol padhte hai woh ,,,,,
Toh kabhi achanak se chup ho jate hain bin kuch kahe woh....
Kabhi har pal sath rehte hai woh,,,,,,
Toh kabhi akela chodd ke chale jate hain.......
Din kya sham kya raat kya....
Gehraaiyon mein dubba dete hain woh.......
Unki hi aarjoo Unki hi justzoo
Unki hi yaadoon mein khoye huye hain hum hoke bekasoor......
😃
कौन कहता है हम उसके बिना मर जायेंगे
हम तो दरिया है समंदर में उतर जायेंगे
वो तरस जायेंगे प्यार की एक बून्द के लिए
हम तो बादल है प्यार के...किसी और पर बरस जायेंगे|
Kisne socha tha, aaj bhi unhi purani yaadon ke sahare zindagi guzaarni paregi...
Ek Cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki
achanak ek chuha wahan aaya aur bola bhai chor do nasha, aao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurat hai.
Cheeta choohe ke saath chal dia
Aagey 1 hathi cocaine pi rha tha, chooha
fir bola, bhai chor do nasha,aao mere saath,dekho ye jungle
kitna khubsurat hai.
Hathi bhi sath chal dia
Aagey sher whisky peene ki tyari kr rha tha,choohe ne
use bhi wohi kaha..
Sher ne glass side par rakha aur chohe ko 5-6 thappar
mare.
Hathi bola are kyu mar rahe ho iss bechare ko?
Sher bola, Iss kamine ne pichli baar bhi afeem kha kar
mujhe 3 ghante jungle me aise hi ghumaya tha..
Let me be your hero
Would you dance if I asked you to dance?
Would you run and never look back?
Would you cry if you saw me crying?
Would you save my soul tonight?
Would you tremble if I touched your lips?
Would you laugh? Oh, please tell me this.
Now would you die for the one you love?
Hold me in your arms, tonight.
I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.
ni main shagun manaava
ni main deva duwava...(2)
aa main kamlee naam dhadava
par ik koi ratan lagaava
tu meri jaan hai
tu mera armaan hai....(2)
duniya ko bhool jaaoo main tere pyaar mein(2)
tu nahi toh aag lage is sansaar mein
tenu dil da haal sunaava
aa main kamlee naam dadaava
par ik koi ratan lagaava
Everyone here is talking about smile, love and life. Ever thought about death? Just once is your life think about the reasons to die. And, then you'll realize that Death is our greatest friend. In fact, the only good thing that life offers is, Death!
Hi..
WHAT IF...
Kept inside the 9th biology book, that flower has now dried n died. I wish I could have said "yes, it's for you", instead of "It's for bio lab"
When I wrote your name behind my history notebook in 10th, and you spotted it and I nervously said " No, she was a friend of Humayun,she is a very important history character", I wish I hadn't lied.
And in 11th when your pen stopped in the last 10 mins of the chemistry exam and you were crying because no one had the time to extend a pen to you, I gave you the only pen I had, pretending to have finished the paper.
When in 12th, you said "Let's go to 'Coffee House' this evening, they have air conditioner, we will measure the rate of change of temperature of coffee" and I suggested chemistry lab instead. I wish I could have been less of an idiot.
You went to Delhi for graduation, I wish I could have made you stay.
You graduated, got engaged, got married.
And here I am, with a cup of coffee in my hand, preparing a list, that I wish I could have done.
I still wonder, what if, that 9th flower hadn't ended up inside that book...
(Its a complete fiction without any resemblance to me, I just prefer writing in first person)
Thank god...plzz take a seat bola...
Have a seat bolta toh he'll eat it..! 😂 😂
Majburi Me Jab Koi Juda Hota Hai.
Zaruri Nahi Ke Woh Bewafa Hota Hai.
De Kar Woh Aapki Aankho Mein Aansu,
Akele Me Aapse Bhi Zyada Rota Hai...
woh na aaye unki yaad aakar wafa kar gayi
unse milne ki tamanna zindagi tabaah kar gayi
aahat hui toh socha dua asar kar gayi
darwaza khola toh dekha "hawa" mazaak kar gayi
एक बुड्ढे - बुड्ढी ने जवानी के दिनों को याद करने का फैसला किया।
अगले दिन बुड्डा फूल ले कर वहीँ पहुंचा जहां वो जवा नी में मिला करते थे...,
वहां खड़े-खड़े बुड्ढे के पैरों में दर्द हो गया लेकिन बुढ़िया नहीं आयी।
घर जा कर बुड्डा गुस्से से बोला... "आयी क्यों नहीं"?
बुढ़िया शर्माते हुए, " मम्मी ने आने नहीं दिया"।
AN INSPIRING STORY PIZZA
👌👌👌💐💐💐👍👍👍🙏🙏
Wife: Don't put so many clothes for wash today
Husband: Why ?
She said : Maid has said she won't come for two days
Husband :Why ?
Wife : She said she is going to meet her granddaughter during Ganpati festival
Husband : OK, Will not put too many clothes
Wife : And , Shall I give her Rs. 500 for Ganpati ? Festival bonus ?
Husband : Why ? Diwali is approaching , we will give her at that time..
Wife : Oh no dear . She is poor. Going to meet her daughter and granddaughter , so she will also feel nice. Moreover, everything has become so expensive these days. How will she able to celebrate festival ?
Husband : You ! I don't know why you become emotional so easily
Wife : Oh dear, don't worry .I am going to cancel today's program of ordering Pizza. Why unnecessarily blow away Rs. 500 on eight pieces of stale bread.
Husband : Wow. Great .Snatching Pizza from us and giving to the maid !
Maid returned after three days and got busy in mopping and dusting.
Husband asked her
Husband : So, how was the vacation ?
Maid : very nice sahib.. Didi had given Rs 500 .. festival bonus.
Husband : So you went and met your daughter ? and also met your granddaughter ?
Maid: yes sahib. Enjoyed a lot and spent Rs 500 in two days time.
Husband : Really ? Ok so what did you do with Rs. 500?
Maid : Rs. 150 for dress for granddaughter, Rs 40 for a doll, bought sweets worth Rs 50 for daughter, Rs 50 as offering to Deity in temple, Rs 60 towards bus fare....Rs 25 for bangles for daughter, bought a nice belt worth Rs 50 for son-in-law, balance Rs 75 gave to daughter to buy copy and pencil for granddaughter. Maid gave a full account of the expenses incurred.
Husband : so much in Rs 500?
With surprise, he started thinking....the eight pieces of Pizza appeared in front of his eyes and each one of them acted as a hammer started pricking his consciousness. For the price of one Pizza , he started comparing the expenses his maid had incurred during her visit to her daughter.
The eight pieces of Pizza floated in front of his eyes.
First piece .. dress for the child, second piece... towards sweets.. Third piece... towards offering to the deity in the temple.
Fourth piece....towards bus fare. Fifth piece.. towards doll. Sixth piece towards bangles, seventh piece ,, towards belt for the son-in-law. Eight piece towards copy and pencil.
So far he had observed pizza only from one angle.
He turned it upside down and observe how it looks like from the other side. .. but today his maid showed him the other side of the pizza....
The eight pieces of pizza showed him the real meaning of life..in an instant the meaning of "Spending for life" or " Life for spending".
🙏🙏🙏💐💐💐👍👍👍👌😄
Listen to this song......each n every line is awesome
Tu keha hass
Main hansda reha
Tu keha nach
Main nachda reha
Tu kahe main tenu rounda changa lagda
Tere samne angariyan te machda riha
Tere teeran jehe supne oh poore kar kar ke
Khaaban meriyan di khaali tarkash ho gayi
Saari umar main joker jeha banya reha
Tere piche eh zindgi circus ho gayi
Kya khoob sikhaya, wah! menu tu jeena
Zinda vi rehna te zehar vi peena
Dil te zakham deke menu keha tu
Rona vi nahi te zakham bhi nahi seena
Ik saah lain magron
Main do do houke lawan
Peeda merian da vi taan bas ho gayi
Saari umar main joker jeha banya reha
Tere piche eh zindgi circus ho gayi
Ho ho ho ho...
Baddal, dharti
Mere naal aalam roye saara
Jinni mohhabat karaan tenu
Ohni hi nafrat kare tu yaaran
Jaani taanu yaad aau vichara
Haan ik din aauga mera vi vekhi tu
Jad rooh teri mere vas ho gayi
Saari umar main Joker jeha banya reha
Tere piche eh zindgi circus ho gayi....!!!