Rise To Smileeee……😃😇😆☀️

Expectation gives disappointment.. 😯😕😟

Is it all disappointment are due to expectation alone... 😵😨😧... 

People often say that motivation doesn't last.

Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.

#Zig Ziglar

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Muskurane ki vjah tum Ho!!

Paap agar mun me ho toh iska karmo par prabahv padta hai.Aaye din logon se galtiyaan hoti rahti hain.Inme se kuch sakaratmat aur kuch nakaratmak galtiyaan hoti hain. Nakaratmak waale paap ke bhagidaar ban jate hain.

Kuch log jinhein apni galti ka ahsaas ho jata hai wo paap ko dhone ke liye naye naye hathkande apnaate hain.Mandir jate hain, Musjid jaate hain aur jahaan bhi jana ho ya jahaan tak bhi wo ja sakte hain wo jaate hain.

Kuch log jinhein apni amanat, ohade, pahunch, vidya aur bhi kya kya pe ghamand hota unhein ya toh waqt sikha deti hai nhi toh prakriti. Aur phir maaniye ya na maaniye sabka baap upar me baitha hai.

*Philhaal main un logo ki charcha karunga jo pagalguy.com** pe aate hain khaas kar RTS thread pe aur moh maya me pad jate hain. In sabhi me kuch aise hain jinhein bahut hi jaldi apni galti ka ahsaas ho jata hai aur apne paap dhone ke liye naye IDs banate hain.

Par waakayi me mujhe nhi lagta ki aisa karne se unhein mukti mil payegi. 

Yahaan jitne bhi gyaani mahapurush aur mahamahilayein hain apni samajh se tipanni kar inka  margdarshein karein.

Baaki Loveclass-5 me ispar detail me baatein hogi.

Achha main chalta hu. Apna khayal rakhiye ___/\___ 🍻 🍻 

plzzzzz ............................ 😂 


yes yes yes..... 😂 😂 \o/ 👯 


Teacher : Why can I hear talking??????? 😠 

Student :Because u have ears.... 😇 

Knowledge is Power

& Power corrupts.....

sooooooooooo 

study hard & be EVIL 😈 😈 😈 

Girl: We rule because God Made us First! God made Boys Last.

Boy: Well obviously God made a rough draft before a final copy.

🍻 🍻 

Kuch ladkiyan selfie lete time Aisi shakal banati hain...

ki dar lagta hai kahin phone se bahar nikal ke kachha chaba na jaye... 😜 😜 

Mind it.... 😎 



Santa in computer exam

Examiner:" What is Microsoft Excel ??
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Santa:" It is a new branch of Surf Excel to clean the computer ...

Girl to boy:- Mai kaisi lag rhi hu aaj...??
Abhi beauty Parlour se aayi hu...
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Boy- toh... ...... ...... Parlour Band tha kya ??...!😜 😜 

मेट्रो मैं एक लड़के को रोज एक बूढी औरत 4-5 ड्राई फ्रूट्स देती थी लड़का रोज मज़े से खा लेता था एक दिन लड़के से रहा नहीं गया और उसने बूढी औरत से पूछ लिया अम्मा जी आप रोज रोज मुझे ये ड्राई फ्रूट्स क्यों देती हो ?.... . . . . .She got emotional.... बूढी औरत ने कहा बेटा मुझे कैडबरी फ्रूट्स नट बहुत पसंद है अब दांत तो है नहीं तो चोकलेट चूस लेती हु और ड्राई फ्रूट्स तुमको दे देती हु 😛 

Husband's Message (by cellphone):
Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Teena brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very strong, will not have any serious or lasting injury. But, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot.
Wife's Response:
Who is Teena?

पप्पू से पिताजी :--"कहाँ हो बेटे"
पप्पू :--"hostel में पढ़ रहा हूँ पिताजी,
exam बहुत
नजदीक है दिन रात पढ़ना पड़ता है
आप कहाँ हो ?"पिताजी :--"ठेके में तेरे पीछेही बैठा हूँ बेटे"

A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is equal to:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K;8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E;11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

L+O+V+E;12+15+22+5 = 54%L+U+C+K ;12+21+3+11 = 47%

None of them makes 100%. Then what makes 100%?Is it Money? NO!

M+O+N+E+Y= 13+15+14+5+25=72%

Leadership? NO!

L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P= 12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16=97%

Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE"...A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes OUR Life Successful.

Amazing Mathematics 😁

interesting story of banking industry!!

 Please read worth for lifetime...

Priya married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party,

Priya's mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook.

With Rs.1000 deposit amount.

Mother: Priya, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life.

When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in.

Write down what it's about next to the line.

The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in.

I've done the first one for you today.

Do the others with Hitesh.

When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.

Priya shared this with Hitesh when getting home.

They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.

This was what they did after certain time:

- 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage

- 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Priya

- 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali

- 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Priya got pregnant

- 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted

.... and so on...

However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things.

They didn't talk much.

They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world.... no more love...

Kind of typical nowadays, huh?

One day Priya talked to her Mother:

'Mom, we can't stand it anymore. We agree to divorce.

I can't imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!'

Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal.

Just do whatever you want if you really can't stand it.

But before that, do one thing first.

Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day?

Take out all money and spend it first.

You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.'

Priya thought it was true.

So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account.

While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record.

She looked, and looked, and looked.

Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind.

Her eyes were then filled with tears.

She left and went home.

When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.

The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Priya.

She found a new deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record:

'This is the day I notice how much I've loved you thru out all these years.

How much happiness you've brought me.'

They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe.

Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired?

I did not ask.

I believe the money did not matter anymore after they had gone thru all the good years in their life.

P.S.: Life is about the moments you create, that u can keep it with you FOREVER. After everything is over, THAT is what we have or what we are left with.😊

what do u want in ur life

  • something else
  • money
  • fame
  • respect
  • peace

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