Jude jo tere khwaab se ..To toote hum nind se.....😃
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Valor, glory, firmness, skill, generosity, steadiness in battle and ability to rule --
these constitute the duty of a soldier. They flow from his own nature.
Banta, an eager young man entered his prospective boss's office for an interview."One thing our company is very particular about is cleanliness. I hope you wiped your shoe on the door mat while coming in?" said the boss."Yes sir," Banta replied promptly.The boss continued, "One more thing we're very particular about is honesty. There is no door mat outside!"
Once a father slapped his son, but when his son started crying he said 'sorry'.
Son - "Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it. Now open it. Say 'sorry' to it. Are the scars on the paper gone?"
Dad - "Take my scooter and try to start. does it start? Nahin naa. Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start? Hua na. Saale tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper nahi. Aage se yeh Facebook wale gyaan apne baap ko mat dena!"
🍻 courtesy - fb 👍👍
MEIN DARIYA HU APNA HUNAR JAANTA HU,
JAHAN SE GUJRUNGA RASTA BANA LUNGA.👼👼👼👼👼👼
जोर का झटका धीरे से.. एक पाकिस्तानी विमान अपने 100 बहादुर सैनिको के साथ रनवे पर उतरा ग्राउण्ड स्टाफ ने उनको हाथों हाथ लिया। पायलट बोला आज हमने दुश्मनो के 2 टैंक उड़ा दिए। वे हमारे पीछे लग गए थे लेकिन मैंने उनको ऐसा चकमा दिया कि वे हमसे मीलो दूर रह गए। तभी ग्राउंड स्टाफ का एक सदस्य बोला वो तो ठीक है पर आपने एक छोटी सी गलती कर दी, पायलट बोला-कैसे ? ग्राउंड स्टाफ का सदस्य बोला- कुछ नहीं सर जी! बस आपने ख़ुशी-ख़ुशी में हवाई जहाज इस्लामाबाद कि जगह अहमदाबाद में उतार दिया।
Ek aur 😁
My 1st Ever Post on 'Pyar'...................
Log Kehte Hai
Jise Hadd Se Jiyada Pyar Karo..
Wo Pyar Ki Kadar Nahi Karta..
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Par
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Pyar Ki Kadar jo bhi Karta hai.
Use Koi Pyar Hi Nahi Krta😟
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😍😉Hahaha Cant agree more @vini2308 @gotchapagal @ruuze @fluffy @ratnasen @koool.Miike @SINKUSINGH @hatemonger @Dev_MBApagal
Mehfil main kuch to sunana padta hai,
Gham chupakar muskurana padta hai,
kabhi unke hum bhi the dost,
Aaj kal unhe yaad dilana padta hai…
Tension layne ka nai bindas bolneka......😃
@koool.Miike Pahachano Kon Kon hai ye???😉😁
Kisan Ka Murga Budha Ho Gya :
Ek Kisan ka murga budha ho gya. wo bazar se jawan murga lay aya or murgion me chor dia.
Budhy murgay ne jwan murgy ko kaha : larai say acha hai k hum dono race lga kar haar jeet ka faisla kr lein.Jo jeet gya murgian uski. Magar me budha hon me pehlay bhagun ga phir tu bhagna.Jwan murga maan gya.
Budha murga shor machatay bhaagne laga or jawan bhi uske peechay bhaga.
Shor sun k kisan Gun lay k ghar say nikla or jwan murgay ko mar k bola:
Ye Saala Teesra Murgha bhi LONDAYBAAZ nikla..
@koool.Miike @sbaaz @nexus.anonymous @hatemonger @gotchapagal @vini2308 @Dev_MBApagal @SINKUSINGH @ibpsaspirants20 @kuljeet_the_warrior @akki5 @jumman014 @PSUvictim
Even in the tension of IBPS PO marks, I recorded this song....Yes a "Pagalguy" singing in his own voice!!!
Kahan gaye sab log...BIGG_BOSS ??
Dear Sleep,
You alwys be my favorite hello and hardest goodbye
Po ka Score kya raha doston... Mera toh :banghead:
Dil ka khilona haaye tut gya...
Koi IBPS aakr... tod gya
All the best things in my life have happened due to PG. I can t even start to state what it means, sometimes all I can be is thankful that it happened -Allwin Agnel You must have heard about those who move to commerce sector from technical.