VERY HEART TOUCHING.
शादी की सभी विधियां पुरी करके पापा ने बेटी को डोली में बिठाया !
अभी डोली 50-60 कदम चली ही होगी.....
दुल्हन भागती हुई वापिस अपने घर आई !
सभी घर वाले रिश्तेदार यह देखकर
हैरान -परेशान हुए.....
दुल्हन सीधे अपने रूम की ओर भागी....माँ पीछे -पीछे गई और पूछा :
बेटी आखिर हुआ क्या है....??
इस तरह पहली बार घर वापिस आना "अशुभ " होता है !!
दुल्हन बोली : आपको 'शुभ -अशुभ' की पडी है.......
यहां मेरा चार्जर रह गया है.....!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Faith makes all things possible. Hope makes all things work. Love makes all things beautiful.
Rehna tu, hai jaisa tu
Thoda sa dard tu, thoda sukoon
Rehna tu, Hai jaisa tu
Dheema Dheema jhonka, Ya phir junoon
Thoda sa resham, tu hamdam
Thoda sa khurdura
Kabhi tu ad jaaye, Ya lad jaaye
Ya khushboo se bhara
Tujhe badalna na chahoon
Ratti bhar bhi sanam
Bina sajawat, milawat
Na zyaada na hi kam
Tuhje chaahon, jaisa hai tu
The quality of our expectations determines the quality of our action..........
Quant nerds ... look into this ... :p
And it was like .. we have to use Binomial only 😝
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Another one ... what will u send ??
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"Beware of Destination Addiction - A preoccupation with the idea that happiness is in the next place, the next job,or with the next partner..Until you give up the idea that happiness is somewhere else,it will never be where you are... " - Lauren Britt
What Indian advertisements taught me?
1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem.
2. If you've a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more important than your qualities and qualifications.
4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.
5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!!
6. If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewellery/textile shop.
7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls.
8. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!
9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cold drink than to purchase it for ₹10
10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in 'Avatar'.
11. Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.
12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than people who make better milk products.
13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.
14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading it all over your face.
15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls.
16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.
17. People believe that Bacardi makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.
18. The only thing mothers and daughters talk to each other is usually about hair oil.
19. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat.
And, finally this...
20.Mutualfundinvestmentsaresubjecttomarketriskspleasereadtheofferdocumentcarefullybeforeinvesting. (To be Read in one breath)
1 - Bhai clip dekhega?
2 - Nahi.
1 - Kyun?
2 - Abbe mereko yeh sab nahi dekhna.
1 - Bhai hidden cam ki hai.
2 - Abbe ab Kejri dikhaayege mereko itni raat ko.
1 - Nahi Bhai, dressing room ki, dukaan ki.
2 - Abbe sahi hai. Yeh kaha se aai?
1 - Bhaiyya aam khaao, imli mat gino.
2 - Abbe ped.
1 - Pehle ped hote the ab imli bhi ho sakti hai. #MyChoice
2 - Accha Chal dikha
2 - Abbe saale yeh to Yokozuna hai.
1 - To maine kab kaha tha ki 'Tulsi' hai.
1 - Bhai waise aajkal check karke kapde utaarne chaahiye.
2 - Tu chinta na kar, tera MMS kaise bhi nahi nikal sakta aur maan le nikal bhi jaaye to bol deio woh tu nahi tera driver hai.
1 - Har jagah bhai driver wala joke naa ghusaao.
2 - To phir ISIS waala joke maaru? Ya Rahul Gandhi wala.
1 - Bhai tum sirf hidden cam par focus karu?
2 - Abbe hidden cam ka kaam hai focus karna, hamaara nahi.
1- Accha chalo sutta pilaao.
2 - Nicotine wala peeyega yaa protein wala?
1 - Bhai Protein to main shake se leta hu. Abhi nicotine hi do.
2 - Tera mun, Shake se le yaa....... Sheikh se.
1 - $$$$@@#@#
2 - Ha Ha Ha Ha
Chintu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor.
Chintu: Sir, Can I ask you one question?
Professor: Yes.
Chintu: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" grading.
Professor agreed.
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Chintu asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"
Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered but couldnt think of an answer.
He had to finally give up as he really didnot know the answer.
He gave this boy an "A" grading as promised.
The following day, Professor asked same question to his students.
He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.
He asked one student.
He answered:
Sir, you are 65, married to a 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical.
Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal.
Your wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet you have given him an "A", this is neither logical nor legal. 😎
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Professor behosh..... 😆😆😆
It's not as bad as it looks..............it's worst (Real Johnty Singh)
At Raina's wedding: Ishaant Sharma: "Yeh kiska baccha kho gaya hai jo idhar udhar ghum raha hai?!" Kid: "Abbey mein hun. Parthiv."😂😂
WAT A CLASS or A CLASS APART , watched #Furious 7
Starting to Ending - Any time Helicopter can come and a dose of relentless vehicular squabble 😂
PPL Mania- When #The Rock comes 🍷 🍷 , whistle sounds like ambulance , stadium rocks till #Rock disappears, no matter who wins 😂 😂
In the End: An emotional acumen with a touching climax 😎
My rating : 10/10 , an awesome thriller movie , go ahead 🍻
A Mistake repeated more than once is a Decision..............
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लड़का - लड़की से...
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नहीं करती..पगली,
और हम कमबख्त,
हिचकियाँ आने पर भी Data_0n कर देते हैं ।।😜😜👊
फौज में एक pakistani सिपाही छुट्टी मांगने
बड़े
अफसर के पास गया और बोला..
साहब छुट्टी चाहिए,
अब्बू मर गए हैं।
अफसर : ओह, ठीक है जाओ!
कुछ महिनों बाद वही सिपाही फिर से बड़े
साहब के पास आया और कहा :
साहब छुट्टी चाहिए,
अम्मी गुजर गई हैं।
साहब ने छुट्टी मंजूर करते हुए :
ओह, बुरा हुआ!
ठीक है जाओ।
इसी तरह इस सिपाही ने कभी अम्मी मर गई,
तो कभी अब्बू गुजर गए कहते हुए कई बार
छुट्टी लेली।
अगली बार जब वह छुट्टी लेने गया तो अफसर ने
कड़क पूछा:
आखिर कितने अम्मी अब्बू है तुम्हारे??
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सिपाही ने बड़ी मासूमियत से जवाब दिया :
क्या करूं साहब??
जब अब्बू मरते हैं तो अम्मी दूसरी शादी कर
लेती है
और जब अम्मी मरती है तो अब्बू
दूसरी शादी कर लेते हैं !!!
I am a Day-dreamer nd Night-thinker............... 😃 😂 💭