Who are men
Woh jo narak me bhi mile to kahe -abe!! yamraj ki beti ko dekh?? AAG hai AAG
Who are women
Who go to heaven & say "apsara dekhee ....no dressing sense at all!!!!
What is tension?......
1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi...
Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi...
aap use hospital le gaye....
Doctor bola :- 'Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale he'..
Lo ho gayi tension...
Aap bole me iska Baap nahi hu,
Ladki boli yahi iska baap he.
Aur tension!....
Police aayi aur apka medical check up hua....
Report aaya K aap to kabhi baap banhi nahi sakte....
Saala aurr tension!..
Aapne Thank god kaha aur bahar aa gaye....
Fir yaad aaya ghar me do bacche he wo kiske
REAL TENSION...
WARNING - U might die of laughter after watching this @UthnkUknwME @amarsaur @nikskrish @koool.Miike @Dev_MBApagal @ank_mission_IIM @ruuze @vini2308 @ibpsaspirants20 @gotchapagal & all others whom i didnt tag
R.I.P Paul Walker 
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The English and we Indians always Contradict...
English: The sooner the better...
Hindi: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka...π π
English: Think of the devil, and the devil is here...
Hindi: Badi lambi umar hai tumhari, abhi tumhe hi yaad kar rahe the...π»π»
English: Don't wait, fight for your rights...
Hindi: Sabr ka fal meetha hota hai... ...
and the most striking of all,ππ
English: As wise as an owl...
Hindi: Ullu ka Pattha...
How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd;
Virat kohli fastest to complete 5000 runs in ODIs.
I may be the fastest to get 3100 + karma score.
I made this new ID on 3rd Nov, 2013. 
A Paper is Flying In Air Due To Its LUCK..
BUT A Bird is Flying Due To Its EFFORT.
So If Luck Is Not With U,
Efforts R Always There To Support. All d best π
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Mindblowing Truth Of Life :
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. "Always Wrong Persons Teach The Right Lessons Of Life.!
Character is, how you treat those who can do nothing for you. πΌ
Dil ye dhokha gadi kar dega, socha na tha
Itni ye gadbadi kar dega, socha na tha
Zindagi Lambi Hai Dost Banate Raho
Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Milate Raho
Taj Mahal banana To Mushkil Hai Mager
Har Gali Main 1 Anarkali Phasantay Raho
@ratnasen @koool.Miike @SINKUSINGH @vini2308 @lobster24 @gotchapagal @nikskrish @sbaaz @jumman014 @fluffy @bankingaspirant @shanep
BOY ON DATE IN RESTAURANT... :-
BOY :- JAAN mujhe tumse ek baat kehni hai...
GIRL ... :- kya...???ξξ
BOY :- I already have girl friend...
GIRL :- Daraa diya saale!! mujhe laga tere pass paise nahi h.... :mg: 
Good Morning puysssssss :) :)
I can almost see it
That dream I am dreaming
But there's a voice inside my head saying.........You'll never reach it
Every step I'm taking
Every move I make.... feels .. lost with no direction........My faith is shaking
But I gotta keep trying
Gotta keep my head held high
There's always gonna be another mountain
I'm always gonna wanna make it move.......Always gonna be an uphill battle.....Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose
Ain't about how fast I get there
Ain't about what's waiting on the other side..........It's the climb
The struggles I'm facing
The chances I'm taking
Sometimes might knock me down....But .....no, I'm not breaking
I may not know it
But these are the moments.... that I'm gonna remember most, yeah
Just gotta keep going
And I, I got to be strong.......Just keep pushing on
'Cause there's always gonna be another mountain'
Gud mrg friends..............π²
Don't laugh, but this video motivates me every time I see it........ I don't know why
@koool.Miike @SINKUSINGH @Gato @bankingaspirant @pagalguy2324 @ibpsaspirants20
Intzar ki aarzu ab kho gayi hai, Khamoshiyo ki aadat ho gayi hai, Na sikwa raha na shikayt kisi se, Agar hai to ek mohbbat, jo in tanhayion se ho gayihai..!
Kal Salman ne kaha ki he is saving himself for his wife .........lo kar lo baat π
Salman Khan made for an explosive interviewee on the first episode of Koffee With Karan Season 4 - a thoroughly entertaining combination of backhanded compliments, devil-may-care comments and some touching insights about the Salman, the man, as opposed to Salman, the star.
Kar ke naqaab, smjhte hai mehfooz khud ko....
vo to itna bhi nhi samjhte ki ishq chehre se nhi nazro se shuru hua karta hai...π