under coconut tree lol
Better Late than Never
but Never Late is Better
😁 android games 😂
Taste to bus in dhabon ki daal me hai yaar...
You drive whole night, after that when you see a new day starting ;its an altogether different feeling.
Abhi tak soo rahe ho kya sab :P
Uth jao Subh hue bahut der ho gayi 😁
Cute story for this romantic morning... 😊 😊 😍
Although nothing romantic happened in this story 😛 😛
There was a family with one kid.
One day the mom was out and Dad was in charge of the kid.
Someone had given the kid a little 'tea set' as birthday gift and it was one of his favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room when the kid brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise from his Dad for such yummy tea, kid's Mom came home.
Mom waited and sure enough, the kid comes down the hall with a cup of tea, because it was "just the cutest thing"!!
Then she says to him,
"Did it ever come to your mind that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet comode?"
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MORAL: Dad loves you but Mother knows you..!!
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Smiley Good morning.. 😃 😃
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As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?
If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp.
You only have one match, so what do you light first?
Interesting personality test-
Look at the tree and choose the one that is immediately most appealing to you.
Don't think about it too long, just choose, and find out what your choice says about your personality
comment fast..Will post result soon... 😃
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What's for lunch today peepal? Care sharing ? Famished 😞 no food at Ghar. Have you had your lunch? Or Waiting for mummy to scold you to have it? Or abhi lunch break nahi hua office ka?
kisi ne agar notice kiya ho toh... feb n march have same day of same dates 😛
Tree personality Test results--
@all-RESULTS--Tree 1. A generous and moral. You aspire to be the best. You have the highest ambitions and standards. People may seem to you that it is difficult, but the hardest thing to you with yourself. You work hard, but you're not selfish. You work because you want to make the world a better place. You like as long as you do not hurt. And after ... still do not cease to love. Very few people can appreciate all that you do.Tree 2. You are a fun, honest person. You are very responsible and like taking care of others. You believe in putting in an honest day's work and accept many work-related responsibilities. You have a very good personality and people come to trust you easily. You are bright, witty and fast-thinking. You always have an interesting story to tell.Tree 3. A smart and thoughtful. You are a great thinker. Your thoughts and ideas - the most important. Do you like to think about his theories and views alone. Are you an introvert. You get along with those who likes to think and learn. You are never superficial. You spend a lot of time, thinking about morality. You are trying to do what is right, even if the majority of society does not agree with you.Tree 4. Insightful and philosophical. You are very unique, one of a kind soul. There's no one even slightly similar to you. You are intuitive and a bit quirky. You are often misunderstood and it hurts you. You need personal space. Your creativity needs to be developed. You are a person who clearly sees the light and dark sides of life. You are very emotional.Tree 5. You are self-assured and in charge. You are very independent. Your guiding principle in life is 'I'll do it my way.'. You are very self-reliant and know how to stay strong for yourself and the people you love. You know exactly what you want and are not afraid of pursuing your dreams. The only thing you demand from people is honesty. You are strong enough to accept the truth.Tree 6. Kind and sensitive. You can easily build a relationship with people. You have a lot of friends, and you like to make their lives better. You have a warm and bright aura. People feel extremely relaxed in your presence. Every day you are thinking how to become even better. You are interesting, insightful and unique. You need love more than anyone in the world. You are ready to love those who didn't love you in return.Tree 7. Happy and calm. You are sensitive and a understanding person. You listen carefully and without judgment. You think everyone has their own path in life. You can easily take the events and people. You rarely worried and often times feel very relaxed. Always have a good time while not losing my own way.Tree 8. You are charming and energetic. You are a fun person who knows how to make people laugh. You live in a state of harmony with the universe. You are spontaneous and enthusiastic. You never say no to an adventure. Often, you end up surprising and even shocking people. But that's just how you are. . . You always remain true to yourself. You have many interests and if something proves of interest to you, you will not rest until you acquire a profound knowledge of this area. I think ,many people want to be like you.Tree 9. Full of optimism and lucky. Do you believe that life - it is a gift, and you're trying to do as much as possible and use as many as possible of what you have been given. You are immensely proud of what have made in life. With those you love, are willing to share all the joys and sorrows. You have a very healthy outlook on life. You can see that the glass (at least) half full. You are using every opportunity to forgive, learn and grow. Life is too short to do anything else.
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
A write-up by me, of me and for...
Critics(Comments) Welcome :
My Ruminations with Life :
Standard 5th (Year : 2001-I know-I know-till the time the you read this, you must have calculated my existence on earth-it being a hefty 24 LIGHT years 😐 😲 - but then from right within I am nor more than 14 and instead-portray myself as 'X'4 (replace 'X' with anything greater than INFINITY 😲 😐 ) -
It was raining horrendously, to say the least. Due to which, the pre-dusk-post-noon tuitions had got cancelled. The then knee length boxers (with not a cloth more inside 😛 ) were wet to their brim. There was this old, dark, dilapidated, about-to-fall building around which local children were playing in the natural formed water park. Roads were blocked. Shops and Offices shut. Life came to a stand-still. Amidst all of which, in a small, tiny corner somewhere, there was MOI. Shivering, gasping, sneezing, glimmering(with thoughts - thoughts about life and truth) all at the same time. Just when, one of it struck me. Similar to a Cupid's arrow on any Eve about to fall in love with her Adam. That bang-on it was, it being, "WHO AM I?" "WHAT AM I DOING HERE?" "WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE HERE?" "WHY AM I LIVING IN THIS BODY?" "HOW THE F**K (Sorry for this 😐 but that dumbstruck I was, then, with the surround happenings) AM I LOOKING AT MYSELF FROM A strand-of-hair's DISTANCE?" (Thoughts which basically suck your soul outta your body and make it face you nose-to-nose) "WAS ALL OF THIS WRITTEN?" "IS IT EVERY-SINGLE-TIME?" "THE OUTCOME OF EVENTS, THE MEETING OF PEOPLE,THE DAYS PROGRESS,THE YEARS HAPPENINGS?". For a good-odd-hour, I talked. Talked with myself. Spoke my heart out. Heard in response to even the slightest of breeze passing from the frontier's mouth. I was a standing piece of fully-drenched human material, but weighing no more than a birds feather. Questions were fired. Answers were blurted. Truth got revealed. I had attained NIRVANA.
That was a day, when an INVOLVER started treading on a path which finally led to UNINVOLVEMENT. This is present, when I still tread the same path in hope of a tiny ray of light somewhere at the end of the tunnel. The clock spits a 21:24 IST. What on earth, at this odd hour, am doing here? AM I Supposed to be here? Is it written for me to be here? Was it ought to happen? The questions still remain, UNANSWERED!
- d-ThAnK-U-MaGiC!
Bacha: Nal se aate paani ko dekh kar papa ye paani kahan se aata hai??
Papa: beta, nadi se
Beta: fir mujhe nadi dekhni hai
Papa usse nadi dikhane le jaate hai... bacha unhe nadi mein dhakka maarkar gira deta hai aur bhagta hua ghar aakar maa se kehta hai
Mummy jaldi se nal kholo papa aate honge....
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Shayar hone ka nafaa bhi yehi, nuksaan bhi yehi hai,
Wo dukhadaa bhi sunaaye, to log waah waah hi karte hai...