Ki haal e
Kabhi haste hain, kabhi rote hain, pyaar karne wale toh deewane hote hainnnnnnnnnnnn....
kabhi haste hain, kabhi rote hain.....
Comprehension : एक ठोस घन की विपरीत सतहों की जोड़ियों को लाल, नीले और हरे रंग से रंगा गया है। उसके बाद उसे 36 छोटे-छोटे घनों में इस प्रकार काट दिया गया है कि 32 घन एक ही आकार के और 4 घन बड़े आकार के हैं। किसी भी बड़े घन की कोई भी सतह लाल रंग से नहीं रंगी गई है। निम्नलिखित प्रश्नों के उत्तर दें।
कितने घनों की सिर्फ दो सतहें रंगी हुई है?
1) 8
2) 16
3) 24
4) 20
कितने घनों की कम से कम एक सतह लाल या नीले रंग से रंगी है?
1) 36
2) 20
3) 32
4) 16
Once a father beats up his son and when son starts crying he says sorry.
Son says - Take a piece of paper. Crumble it. Fold it.
Now open it. Say "sorry" to it. Are the scars on the paper gone?
Dad says- Take my scooter and try to start. does it start?
Nahin naa. Now give it 3-4 kicks. Now does it start? Hua na
. Saale tu wahi scooter hai, koi paper nahi.
Aage se ye Facebook wale gyaan
apne baap ko mat dena.
:mg: :mg:
The Pakistani Taliban has reportedly issued a challenge to the country's media to stop the praise of retired Indian cricket icon Sachin Tendulkar and instead get behind Pakistani captain Misbah-ul Haq, whom they branded as ''sub-standard'' and a ''low-level player''. !!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL 
read the news...
http://www.rediff.com/cricket/report/stop-praising-tendulkar-taliban-tell-pak-media/20131129.htm
Tejpal in Metro "Kaunsa station hai yeh?" Girl "Aapko kaun se station par rukna hai?" Tejpal "Molestation"😁😁😁😁😁🍻🍻🍻
Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..
👼😠😠🍻👍😉
Judge: Tarun Tejpal pe kitne case hain. Police officer: Sir neeche tak toh 1 tha lift se aate aate 3 ho gaye.😁😁😁👍👍👍
ACP ki maa ka raaz....
@UthnkUknwME @koool.Miike @SINKUSINGH @jumman014 @Sapinisha and all cid wale...
Twenty Years From Now You will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do.
So Throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails.
Explore. Dream. Discover 👼👼👼
After nourishment, shelter and companionship, stories are the thing we need the most in our life!!
-Phillip Pullman😁😁😁
Phishing trap, vo bhi PG pe...koi unko batao yaha sirf berojgaar he, chanvanni nai he dene ko 
MERI taraf se dil jalo ke liye
👼👼👼👼
Jab tak the ashk aankhon mein, thi nazar meri dhundhlayi, na raste dikhayi diye na manzilein nazar aayi. Bas dil mein ek ummeed thi wo fir milenge humse, par andheron mein chalte hue nhi milti kabhi parchhayi...
Aur kaun kaun he esa?
Narendra Modi: Have Sonia ji aur Sheila Ji spoken a word on rising prices. Rahul Gandhi: yes. They said "LOL"😁😁😁😁👏👏👏👏
My gf left me for a Hindu man.
At least he will treat her better-
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they worship cows. 😛
Sheila ji: Anubhav hai, Raftar hai,Dilli main Congress phir iss baar hai........... Jolly Ji: kya sach mein katil Rajesh Talwar hai👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏