Usse ab mera koi wasta nahin...
UNICEF FIRST BRAND AMBASSADOR FOR SOUTH ASIAπππππππππππππ²π²π²
Indian Cricket legend Sachin Tendulkar on 28 November 2013 appointed as UNICEF's first brand ambassador for South Asia.
Sachin Tendulkar will work for promoting hygiene and sanitation in the South Asian region for two years. Sachin Tendulkar was already involving with the UNICEF campaigns for polio and global hand washing.
Joh baat hamari samajh mein nahi aati hai ... hum usse beizzati samajhte hai...π
Badla
ek rat me sab he badla
pyar ka samandar nafrat ke rang me bdla
muje dil se pyar tha .... pahli bar todake pyar ki duniya chodke pyar kia badla
sala ye khoon ka rang to nai badla.... sala lal he ki safed ho gaya - Ranveer singh (Ramleela)
Hey popat...
aaj ratko twitter pe jana chaiye kal subah sab samachar me.... Ramleela ek ho gaye
Nice movie..... like it

Sarpanch: Hum sab chahte hai ki aap dono (Saneda and Rajadi) ek hojaye.
Ram : Chalo, koi toh chahta hai ke hum ek hojaye..
Leela : Par mai nahi chahti sarpanch ji. Inhone bhai ko mara hai mere
Ram : Bhai toh mera bhi gaya sarpanch ji
Leela : Humari aurtaon ki izzat pe haath dala gaya.
Ram : Koshish toh idar se bhi hui
Leela : Meri maa pe goli chalayi
Ram : Reee..! (By this time Ranveer is going through hell and you can see it in his eyes) Meri biwi mujhse cheenli
Leela : Har cheez ka badla liya, toh iska kyun nahi? (Ranveer breaks and starts crying. Not literally but his tears betray him and his face breaks your heart)
Leela : Arrey, sula k naam pe bandukhe chali, uska badla kyun nahi? (Deepika starts crying and Ranveer is shocked)
Leela : Waadon se mukharne ka badla, zimmedari se bhagne ka badla, duniya k samne tamasha banane ka badla, kyun nahi? (By this time you realize that this isn't about the age old enmity between the Rajadi and Saneda clan but about how Ranveer did nothing when they took away Deepika. Ranveer also realizes this and there is this anguish in his face and he's a burning man.)
Leela : Dushman se pyaar nibhana har kiseke bas ki baat nahi hoti. Chalo diya haath sarpanhji, bair khatam, hogayi sulah.
Leela : Aaj ke baad kisi Saneda ka kisi Rajadi se koi waasta nahi
Leela : Na tum hamari gali aao, na hum tumhare taraf jayenge
Leela : Aur rahi baat dhande ki, toh tambaku ka dhanda tumhara, asla smuggling ka humara.
Ram : Aye, likh popat, aaj se saara nasa (nasha) humara hosh.. inke hawale
Leela : Samandar ke raaste humare, zameen k tumhare.
Ram : Barabar che. Popat, aaj se wafadari gayi tel lene, namak harami karni padegi, namak toh inke hise mai hogaya hai. (Ranveer is crying and every word that comes out of his mouth pierces your heart.)
Leela : Yahan se wahan, na goli chalegi, na aanaj jayega, na koi betiyan.
Ram : Likh!! Aaj se na hum goli chalaenge, na khana khayenge, na saadi (shaadi) karenge.
Ram : Ab haath milaliye toh galle bhi millo hujoor.
PS: last post pata nai kya hua he so could not able to see any comment 
In USA when couples go to bed they say "Good Night My Love"π
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In UK "Sweet Dreams Darling"π
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But In India ..... " Have you locked all the doors or not..?? "ππ

Keep your friends close
and your enemies closer.......
The leading search engine Google has set up an election portal which will cover news information and videos related to all kind of elections in India. The portal can be accessed at http://www.google.co.in/elections/ed/in The portal would also provide information on political parties, their campaigns and agencies like Election Commission and Association of Democratic Reforms. The portal would stream news reported by all big media houses in Hindi and English both."Election portal will serve as a one-stop destination to help voters get answers to their elections and voting-related queries to make an informed decision," Google said in official blog. In the first phase of the launch, the portal is set to cover elections of Delhi, MP, Chhattisgarh, Mizoram and Rajasthan.ππππππππ
Hatheli par tumhara nam, likhte hai, mitate hai
tumhi se pyar karte hai, tumhi se hi kyon chupate hai.............
My Definition of success is "Doing what you Love & Getting Paid for It" πΌπΌπΌπΌπΌ
-Ryan C Lowe
@ank_mission_IIM
Must read for all aspiring Marketers..Great article.ππππ
na rasta maalum, na tera naam pata maaloom
kaise meri jaan tujhko dhundha kya maaloom
seedhee tere paas main ankhiyaan meeche meeche a gayi
saat samunder paar me tere piche piche aa gyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You can have all the faith u want in spirits & the afterlife, heaven & hell, but when it comes to this world, dont be an idiot, because u can tell me that u put ur faith in God to get through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know u look both ways.
- Dr. House
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SUCCESS is like a beautiful lover,
it'll leave u at anytime...
but FAILURE is like a mother,
it'll teach u some important lessons of life.πΌπΌπΌ