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"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up."
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
"I loved you before I even knew the name for it. Everyday I'd sit beside you, inhaling your scent, looking at your beautiful face. Every night, dreaming about you. You eclipsed everything else. It was you. Always you."
― Heather Anastasiu, Glitch
"A person doesn't know true hurt and suffering until they've felt the pain of falling in love with someone whose affections lie elsewhere."
― Rose Gordon, Her Imperfect Groom
"The broken heart. You think you will die, but you just keep living, day after day after terrible day."
― Charles Dickens, Great Expectations
"Friendship is born at that moment when one man says to another: "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself . . .""
― C.S. Lewis, The Four Loves
"And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep" !!
You know you are in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams 😃
"It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth -- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up -- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had."
― Elisabeth Kbler-Ross
Accept the things
To which fate binds you and
Love the people with whom fate
Brings you together
But do so with all your heart.
Everyone seems fine unless you talk to them at 2 am
LOVE CLASS - 2
Today we shall discuss about Mathematics Of Love(MOL).
First pranam _/\_ to God Of Mathematics @shawshanks Sir.
LOVE #JJ - VD 14/02/2015
RIL not FIL 😃
1. Love is a vector quantity.It has both magnitude as well as direction.
L vector(likh nhi pa rha hu kyunki mobile me vector wala facility maujood nhi hai) magnitude depends upon the time, degree of understanding, money, frequency of interaction, ethics and values between couples and among others. L vector has two types of directions. 》《 , 《 》 . A nova love has first wala direction and dying love has second wala direction. Albeit, it's an ideal situation and rarely happens to exist.Typically, a love vector is of the form 《 ( 》) 《 ( 》) means at the extremum it diverges and at the mean it converges.
We shall discuss about the components of love vector, maxima minima and its derivatives in detail sometimes later.
2.Generally, in love two hearts seems(will discuss about illusion in physics class) to meet each other unconditionally.Love is a gradual process.[ Refer to song "Dheere dheere se meri jindgi me aana..." by Kumar Sanu for more clarity and one specifically a mathematical song "1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13..." performed by Madhuri Dixit (suggested by @prominence mam/goddess) ]
Now, one can ask here what is heart? So listen/see.Heart is a mere excuse for anything.Biologically, it pumps every now and den but emotionally it beats only when u see ur gf/bf, or during examinations,or when India wins Olympic medal or hockey-cricket matches, etc. ( Refer to song "Mere dil tere liye dhadakta hai ..." by Kumar Sanu for more clarity.)
3. Symbol for Heart is ♡.
4. ♡ is symmetrical in shape with one axis of symmetry.
5. Heart is additive in nature but here 1+1=1( dono mil ke ek ho jate hain).
♡1 +♡2 = ♡3.
(Listen to song "do dil mil rhe hain.." , "dil mile dil khile...","maine dil tujhko diya...",etc. for more clarity.)
When two ♡ meet people generally dont disclose. Refer to song "dil ka aalam main kya bataun tujhe...".Its a behavioural locha.
6. When either of ♡1 or ♡2 is free ( we shall discuss about it more in chemistry class as a free radical ), then it is called bachelor heart who has license to talk to any g/b irrespective of time and space.
7. ♡ is only additive and no subtraction is possible.
♡1 # ♡3-♡2.
Because ♡1 is free and bindaas heart and full of energy( again will discuss in detail in physics class) whereas (♡3-♡2) is a broken heart. Whoever departs first is called betrayer and that who is left is called forlorn.In the above case ♡2 is a betrayer and ♡1 is a forlorn one.
We shall discuss about Love game theory, Love pareto efficient and Nash equilibrium case in economics class.Dese will be aimed at how to be better off at Love.
8.More than two hearts meet to form a society. ♡1+♡2+.....+♡n = ♡s.
9.Love is generally expressed by saying or writing I Love You.ILU can also be considered.Mathematically it is 143.
10.When love happens from one side that brings pain and frustration but when it happens from both side den that case is sone pe suhaga. That is
|L( 》 《 ) | > | L( 《 , 》)| > |L( 《 》)|
where | | denotes magnitude of love.
Aaj ke liye bus itna hi.
And yeah, practice as much as u can.
Tomorrow we will discuss about advanced Love Mathematics and solve some numericals.
FEEL BETTER 😃
Regards
Loveguru
Actually the thing is you fight for too long, you forget what were you fighting for and fighting becomes your obsession. You say you are fighting for your cause, but nothing can be further from truth than this. You become a slave to your obsession. Don't let your obsession takeover your passion.Don't do this and retreat when you have served your cause and die in PEACE !!!
- Anonymous
Life always gives a lesson.I got one recently that we must not argue with one person or he/she will learn all our art of reasoning.Besides arguing doesn't make much sense too as I hold it an inalienable right of a person to go to hell his/her own way.
PS:-I feel quotes can't and mustn't be used to justify ones stand and deride others as for every quote , there can always be a counter quote.
couldnt stop laughing:
Aakash Chopra former indian opener retires from all forms of cricket...wtf...isse pehle gully cricket hi khel rha hoga bus... 😛