Ohde je hi main te mere varga,
Hansda ae sajra sawere varga,
Ankha bandh kar la te thande hanere varga
Odhe je hi main te oh Mirza mere varga...
Kya kroge, agar shaadi ke baad pta chala ke meri wife toh bhengi hai.....
The Top Joke in the UK:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh!!That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen."😲 The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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“We all like lamb; each has a different way of cooking it.”
Entrepreneurship is like an art: there is not always a right and wrong way of pursuing your business goals. Let your personal taste and style as an entrepreneur be your strength. 
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safety tip for winters !!
stand in front of mirror with one glass of water
&
throw water on the mirror
&
say-
"ahaa...nahaa liye..!!"
Girls..pad lo, kaam ayega sacchi!
Thank you girls and boys for liking and sharing earlier article, well I have few more tips I would like to share 1. At unknown place : If you are at some hotel or attending some wedding and you don t trust that door, you can tie your payal or keychain to door, anything that will make noise if...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh!!That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.
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Sometimes when you lose, you win........gud mrg my friends.......
Woh hass kar mile hum pyar samajh baithe,
Bekaar hi ulfat ka izhaar samajh beth,
Itni acchi toh nahi kismat humari,
fir kyon khud ko unki mohabbat ka haqdar samajh baithe..😐😐😐😐
Missing someone is not same as wanting them back in your life 😞
Meri Hassi Ka Hisaab Kaun Karega?
Meri Galti Ko Maaf Kaun Karega?
Ae-Khuda, Mere Dost Ko Salamat Rakhna;
Warna Meri Shaadi Pe "Lungi Dance" Kaun Karega!
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Definition of Twilight -😍
A depressed girl who cant decide if she wants a dog or a dead guy.....😉😴
Life hack: Kill everyone except your crush so they're forced to date you