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Santa Ki Wife Ne Ambulance Ke Liye Phone Kiya.
Operator Ne Pucha: Madam, Kya Takleef Hai Aapko?
Santa's Wife: Vo Table Ki Thokar Se Mere Pair Ki Ungli Mein Thodi Si Lag Gayi Hai.
Operator: Ye Kya Mazaak Hai Madam!!! Itni Choti Si Baat Ke Liye Bhi Koi Ambulance Bulaata Hai?
Santa's Wife: Are Wo Baat Nahin Hai Bhaisaab!!! Vo Darasal Jab Mujhe Lagi Toh mere unki Hasi
Nikal Gayi Thi.... 😂
You can't relate to a superhero, to a superman, but you can identify with a real man who in times of crisis draws forth some extraordinary quality from within himself and triumphs but only after a struggle.
A great personality once said- If its not forever its not true love 😃
I've paid my dues
Time after time.
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime.
And bad mistakes ‒
I've made a few.
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through.
We are the champions, my friends,
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end.
We are the champions.
We are the champions.
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the world.
I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it
I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses,
No pleasure cruise.
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose.
We are the champions, my friends,
And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end.
We are the champions.
We are the champions.
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the world.
Good morning
Once, during a flood, there were a lot of sea-stars brought to the shore. The low tide came and a big amount of them started drying up in the sun. A boy, walking down the shore, started throwing the sea-stars into the sea, so that they could continue their lives.
A person came up to him and asked:-
Why are you doing this? Look around! There are millions of sea-stars; the shore is covered with them. Your attempts won't change anything! The boy picked up the following sea-star, thought for a moment, threw it into the sea and said:-
No, my attempt will change a lot...for this sea-star.
Prabhu mohe nis din neend bahut aati hai,
Thodi kripa kro.
Arre aaj kal ka sangeet. "Bhala party all night'' gaa ke bheenk kaise maangu?
"A women sud be two things : Classy and Fabulous."
- COCO CHANEL
😃
STORY OF MEDIOCRITY OF AN AVERAGE IIT - IIM ASPIRANT STUDENT!
He is the average student of an average engineering college. He is the one, who has been feeling remorse for not making it to IIT. Even if he had never wanted to go into an IIT, the feeling of letting down his parents makes him curse himself for the next four years of his college. The rest of the time is wasted over booze, fag, grass and passing marks.
The reality of life struck him in the final year, when he ends up with a job of an average salary. But, now anyways he doesn't have an option! He never gave a thought about his future! The only future planning he had done was during the booze sessions with friends when everyone either became a future entrepreneur or a society changing politician or an IAS officer..! Anyways, registering for CAT seems a good idea at that time. Atleast, let's get the feel of what CAT is like! Because, UPSC is too risky.... and maybe because he had already failed once to make it to IITs, he thought he may never be able to tackle an exam like UPSC anyway..!! Wait..!! What about the CAT videsi equivalents GMAT and GRE?? Going abroad is a distant dream; moreover leaving parents behind in India would not be a good idea after all.
He takes CAT, ends up nowhere and joins the average-paying job which he had secured on campus placements. Year after year he appears for CAT, hoping to storm into IIMs and hoping to make his under-graduation failure story into a post-graduation success story..!!! The truth hits him like an iron anvil after three cat attempts. He cannot secure an IIM call, his professional life is moving into a rat race of thousands of underachievers like him. Finally, the only saving grace he has is to get into a college whose name at least people know. And then what? The story of his mediocrity never ends! Just because he is the average person who has always sought a comfort zone in life; hesitant to take bold and risky decisions. Because, he had failed once, he never really believes in himself that he can make big in life
Phati jeans ka fashion maine shuru kia tha.
Subah subah he naali mein haath dho lena chahiye, baad mein ganda paani aata hai.
so true ....!!
Likhte hain khoon se shyaahi mat samajhna ...
😊
4..girls apas me beith kar kah sakti hai..k yaar...tera bhai mast hai...baat to karvaa..
lekin
4 boys..apas me nahi kah sakte ki yaar teri behan mast hai..baat to karva
.
MORAL.
Ladke...jyada sanskari hote hai...ladkiyo se... 😊 😇