A man received a phone call
from a hospital;
Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've a bad n a good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both her arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.
Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?
Doctor: I'm just kidding, She is Dead...
Two factory workers talking:
Woman: "I can make the boss give me the day off." 😁
Man: "And how would you do that?" 👀
Woman: "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. 😂
Boss comes in: "What are you doing?" 😳
Woman: "I'm a light bulb." 😛
Boss: "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." 😝
The man starts to follow her and the boss says: "Where are you going?"😳
The man says: "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark." 😂
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"
Wife: Our new neighbor kisses his wife before going to work.. How sweet.. why don't you do that?
Husband: But how can I,.... I don't even know her.
@Esotericequation This one z for you 😛
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
😜 😂
Best motivational video to get you pumped up 😃
Rise and Shine
https://www.dropbox.com/s/sn48i30yd9jfso4/IMG_20141215_144352.jpg?dl=0
life's a dream right now 😃
living the dream 😃
"And that's the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too." ― Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner
Story of a boy Monty Roberts.
As he was a kid, his father as a horse trainer was moving from stable to stable, from ranch to ranch, training horses. Thus, the boy's school career was constantly interrupted. One day, when he was a senior, teacher asked him to write about what he wanted to be when he grew up. He did not hesitate a minute and wrote seven-page paper about his aim to be an owner of a horse ranch, he wrote many details and drew a location of buildings and stables and even a detailed house plan.
Two days later he received his paper back with letter "F" on the front page. After class he came to teacher and asked: "Why did I receive an F?". The teacher responded: "This dreams is so unrealistic for a boy like you, who has no money, no resources and who comes from itinerant family. There is no possibility that you will reach your great goals one day." Then the teacher offered to rewrite the paper with more realistic attitude.
The boy went home and asked his father, how should he act. The father answered: "This decision is very important for you. So you have to make your own mind on this".
After several days the boy brought the same paper to his teacher. No changes were made. He said: "Keep the F and I will keep my dream".
Now Monty Roberts owns 4,000-square-foot house in the middle of 200-acre horse ranch and he still has that school paper, which now is framed over the fireplace.
Remember, you have to follow your heart and never let anyone to steal your dreams.
Professor : What is the Chemical symbol of Barium?
Student : BA
Professor : and What is the Chemical symbol of Sodium?
Student : NA
Professor : What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA
combined?
Student : BANANA
THE REAL WINNERS...
I switched off the morning news today while I sipped my morning coffee. The constant chatter about sports stars, celebrities, billionaires, and politicians had numbed my ears and left a bad taste in my mouth. I didn't really care to hear anymore about what this world considers winners. Instead, I gazed out my kitchen window and thought about the true winners in this life. I was sure too that Heaven was smiling down on them all whether they realized it or not.
Who are these real winners? They are all around us but we so often fail to see them. The single Mom who works all day to support her child is a winner. The person who gives up their one day off from work to volunteer at a food pantry or homeless shelter is a winner. The grandma who both bakes cookies and relearns algebra to help her grandson with his homework is a winner. The hospice aide who holds the hand of a dying person in their last hours here is a winner. The volunteer fire fighters who risk their lives for no pay are all winners. The health care aide who dedicates her life to help the elderly and disabled is a winner. The adoptive parents who give a forever home to orphaned children are winners. The person who gives a Christmas present to a poor child he will never meet is a winner. The family who lovingly open their hearts and homes to furry, four-legged friends are winners. The young men and women who spend their Spring and Summer vacations repairing the homes of the poor are winners. The person who puts love ahead of money, kindness ahead of fame, and people ahead of power is the real winner in this life and in the next.
Everyone who loves others completely and unconditionally is a winner in the eyes of Heaven. Every person who spends their lives helping others is a winner in the eyes of God. May you be a true winner then, today, tomorrow, and always.......
Yeah 😛
No teacher, professor or anyone else..
But a hungry stomach, an empty pocket and a broken heart can teach the most important lessons of Life!!! :)
Evening
👍
😉